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tacodaemon posted:but have you ever aspired to be Elvis Presley?! who hasn't?
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https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1542978543570669568
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https://twitter.com/juleneely/status/1542970922994384899
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https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1542965999384797185
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agreed
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this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:23 |
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I'm not sure exactly how, when racking your brain for the name of a drag queen, you would come up with Elvis Presley, but hey, it's Arizona, at least I don't have to live there
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https://twitter.com/alexbruesewitz/status/1542904143676932096
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https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1543016809481338882
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I found where all the buttons go inside the dryer
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:28 |
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thats ur hand....
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pooky your twitter followees seem to be 100% the same as my incredibly racist groyper cousin , im concerned
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Lpzie posted:the episode where barclay is banging all the hot people in the holodeck
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I'm gonna put coal slaw on a hot dog and eat it you better believe.
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The Boys is still going strong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGEeneO-t0
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You've been hit by You've been struck by A street artist outside a McDonalds who definitely is way more skilled than the lovely tourists deserve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PFdznRJSA
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https://twitter.com/BenWolfeVision/status/1542901202450583555
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:43 |
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This is bullshit, they always rig it to cause injury to the manakins. We're not even made out of manakin, we're meat!
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:47 |
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my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs
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Holy poo poo. rhubarb is so good. If you have a yard plant that poo poo
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:49 |
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An Apple A Gay posted:my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs Play it three times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:49 |
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I fukken wisb
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gonna be really funny when Liz loses her primary and still has to host the jan 6 commission. not really funny but mildly funny. it's been a low bar for the last couple of years.
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An Apple A Gay posted:my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs Whitney Beyonce Whitney
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An Apple A Gay posted:my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs Hamburger Train by Primus three times I'm phone posting on the way to the toilet after my giant burg
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An Apple A Gay posted:my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs Gotta play this. Crowd pleaser for all ages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI
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I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:56 |
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not even loving joking, i legitimately thought i wasnt going to get hired after shadowing because he said i was too good looking. It was flattering as hell but i also just wanted the loving job
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:57 |
buddykins nobody has any idea what you're talking about you need to find real friends instead of a politics thread on the somethingawful forums
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:59 |
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Im drunk sorry
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An Apple A Gay posted:my stepdaughter is having a sweet sixteen party with a dj i get 3 songs play steely dan
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yall are the best s e s h
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Buddykins posted:I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers but you are a player
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An Apple A Gay posted:s e s h
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Buddykins posted:Im drunk sorry you should join plinkey's discord
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Buddykins posted:not even loving joking, i legitimately thought i wasnt going to get hired after shadowing because he said i was too good looking. It was flattering as hell but i also just wanted the loving job Has he asked you to blow him yet
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# ? Jul 2, 2022 03:01 |
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Buddykins posted:I dont think i've ever had an owner tell me he "thinks i'm a player" and that if he hires me and rolls the dice he doesnt want me messing around with any coworkers lol did they call your references ?
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Zisky posted:Play it three times
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Virgil Vox posted:lol did they call your references ? gently caress no everyone is short staffed in america right now, and the owner said that word for word
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