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Scratch Monkey posted:Monkey King lives in Castle Mania, right? That's where the dude from Hellsing is from. I think his name was Edward?
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Hey sorry if I missed the discussion when it came out but if you all want to see Tasteless Tattoos, The Movie The King of Staten Island has some pretty choice material.
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Thirteen Orphans posted:Hey sorry if I missed the discussion when it came out but if you all want to see Tasteless Tattoos, The Movie The King of Staten Island has some pretty choice material. I don't really want to watch that movie just to see some bad tattoos
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Thirteen Orphans posted:Hey sorry if I missed the discussion when it came out but if you all want to see Tasteless Tattoos, The Movie The King of Staten Island has some pretty choice material. Pete Davidson is just a amalgam of tasteless tattoos that gained sentience
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Pete Davidson is just a amalgam of tasteless tattoos that gained sentience I'm sure that there is a non-zero number of tattoos of Pete Davidson.
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't really want to watch that movie just to see some bad tattoos Fair enough. It isn’t everyone’s taste.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm sure that there is a non-zero number of tattoos of Pete Davidson. And much like that copycat DC tat with the nipple, all new recursion is worse than the original
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Jan 15, 2021 20:42
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 What the gently caress is this hand? Screen grabbed from a facebook ad
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the dots make it look mouldy
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Mx. posted:the dots make it look mouldy or poo poo-tons of blackheads
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Samfucius posted:
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Samfucius posted:
It also looks kind of weird because pictures are not to scale with each other.
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I've no idea why I did this other than to brush up on some photoshop skills. The two figures were SO far out of proportion and needed an excessive amount of manipulation to make them even remotely fit together. The woman's hand that reaches around his back has fingers all over the place, his forearm needed to be about 20% thicker, his hand makes a little more sense when they are put together, but then you realise you shouldn't be able to see it at all as it should be covered by her hair, or her hair should be cropped as to be 'behind' his hand. And oh my God why have I spent so much time animating this lovely tattoo?! 
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dpack_1 posted:I've no idea why I did this other than to brush up on some photoshop skills. Someone make this in av format, dpack needs a new one!
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Jan 16, 2021 15:06
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Wait, so you adjusted them so they fit together. Show us the originals combining!
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TBF the one of the woman does appear to be more zoomed in
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Endless Mike posted:TBF the one of the woman does appear to be more zoomed in Yeah. I think the photos are out of scale, not the tattoos. I agree that it's weird his hand doesn't interact with her hair the same way his face does, but the concept is at least kinda not stupid and the scale might not be as wonky as we think.
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It's at least a little weird that he has a shirt on and she's naked.
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Oh, there's plenty of weirdness to it, I'm just saying the scale is probably not part of it.
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graventy posted:It's at least a little weird that he has a shirt on and she's naked. She's ... not? She's wearing a pink / red top. Look at the difference of skin tone between her top and her face / hands / chest. And yeah, there's no need to do the animation with them out of scale, that is definitely just a difference in the photo sizes. It's more the hands, arm thicknesses, and negative space that didn't line up at all. To be honest it wasn't the worst couple's tattoo i've seen, that stupid thing that creates a heart when the couple hold each other but ends up looking like random lines across their arms and ribs is by far the worst iteration of this idea.
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dpack_1 posted:She's ... not?
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Her cheeks are the same color as her body. Therefore she's naked, blushing, and a lobster.
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Nostradingus posted:Her cheeks are the same color as her body. Therefore she's naked, blushing, and a lobster. Half man-half lobster tattoo in an embrace would be much more acceptable, IMO.
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I can see it when you describe it that way, but the guy has a very clearly defined sleeve and neckhole and she just has..color splotches.
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“Poor Fuckin’ Choice”
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You'd think someone who loved the military enough to get a tattoo of their rank would want to stay in longer and advance further.
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Or at least leave room to add stripes and rockers. And cross out each rank and write the next below it.
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stealie72 posted:Or at least leave room to add stripes and rockers. And cross out each rank and write the next below it. A tasteful solution that will look super amazing.
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Dear Prudence posted:A tasteful solution that will look super amazing.
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The canon name is and always has been Glassass 
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Girls don't make passes at boys with glass asses
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stealie72 posted:Or at least leave room to add stripes and rockers. And cross out each rank and write the next below it. I knew a guy who was so amped up when he made 3rd class Petty Officer he got the crow tattooed on his arm. He was shortly thereafter busted back down for being a complete piece of poo poo. I also knew a guy who got "second class for life" tattooed on his chest, immediately before being promoted. People in the military are loving stupid.
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I got my rate tattooed on my chest and 6 years later I’m thinking about switching rates.
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LingcodKilla posted:I got my rate tattooed on my chest and 6 years later I’m thinking about switching rates. I mean business cards probably would’ve been cheaper, but you sell your body at whatever rate you like.
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I mean business cards probably would’ve been cheaper, but you sell your body at whatever rate you like. Then it would be false advertising and I demand to speak with the manager
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I mean business cards probably would’ve been cheaper, but you sell your body at whatever rate you like. lol
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I mean business cards probably would’ve been cheaper, but you sell your body at whatever rate you like. Lol, choose ur rate chose ur fate.
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