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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Go on. Guess.

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I AM SAM SLAM

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
Changing my name to Travis Picking

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Andrew Drummond-Bass

widefault
Mar 16, 2009

But Freddy Fender kicked rear end. Mexican with an Afro making country music.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Pink Floyd Rose

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

Hello I'm John Metal Black

Too bad Kid Rock already sits on the genre

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

Johnny "Guitar" Watson

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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widefault posted:

But Freddy Fender kicked rear end. Mexican with an Afro making country music.

You ain’t wrong.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I made a thing.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Thermos H Christ posted:

I guess he would have if he played guitar, which he didn’t. Makes everything he did that much cooler, imo.

I always forget that, but I agree!

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
It’s stupid that Steve Albini died

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Thermos H Christ posted:

It’s stupid that Steve Albini died

800peepee51doodoo
Mar 1, 2001

Volute the swarth, trawl betwixt phonotic
Scoff the festune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

the acoustics inside his coffin were described as "warm" and "punchy"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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At Albini's funeral he'll be referred to only as "the corpse" instead of "the deceased" as per his wishes.

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

This just popped across my feed... Actually impressive when someone puts this much effort into something as bonkers as this.

https://rocketstahr.com/rocket-stahrs-death-of-a-rockstar

Um. The third video down NWS for animated boner.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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insane clown pussy posted:

the vocals inside his coffin were described as "buried" and the guitars "loud" and “shrill”

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

the flamingo longs for death





Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
All that excess for a bolt-on?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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the bolts are purely cosmetic.

Turbinosamente
May 29, 2013

Lights on, Lights off

Jeez I thought that was Brock Samson under the flamingos neck there. I see it has the fancy bent frets too. What does that do again, perfect intonation?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

the flamingo longs for death







I love this in a new sincerity Florida kind of way. Well, until I saw the true temperament frets, which in hindsight is the kind of hokey mystical snake oil the target demo eats up like colloidal silver

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love this in a new sincerity Florida kind of way. Well, until I saw the true temperament frets, which in hindsight is the kind of hokey mystical snake oil the target demo eats up like colloidal silver

this is about where i stand on it

dump the tt frets, change the fade to a burst, matching headstock, and dial down the inlays by about half so i can see some ebony and i'd definitely gently caress with this

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I think it needs some punk stickers and a capo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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No guitar ever sounded good and true until TT frets you’ve all been played for fools by your auditory nerves.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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I can think of 3.5 Black Sabbath records that disagree with you.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Is that all? because lol

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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I mean volume 4 has snowblind and supernaut but it's kinda weak beyond that. I know people love sabbra cadabra but I kinda hate that song.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

the flamingo longs for death







Honestly I like this. It’s the exact amount of tacky to actually be kind of awesome. Got a real “airbrushed van” sort of excessiveness to it. I’ll even take the intonated frets because hell if you’re gonna buy a massively tacky dork guitar you may as well go full weird with it.

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May 27, 2004



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Self-titled, Paranoid, Master of Reality, Volume 4 and most of all Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. All 5 end-to-end bangers.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

Remulak posted:

All that excess for a bolt-on?

that's the one GOOD thing about it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Why not neither glue nor bolts? What if weeb?

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
actually i wanna see the construction process on that, it sounds kinda cool. i will not state my opinion on the guitar just in case the builder sees it and won't show me

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

the flamingo longs for death



It's the green anodised machine heads that offend me most of all.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
That's just like a less fun/functional version of the Berried Alive guy's guitars (I think he has one where the whole neck and body are light up LEDs)

edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/wRKvVfRe1sI?si=_UROLCt5PWvkcWkf

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
In all honesty it doesn't look that far off the average dental practice PRS ten top to me. Maybe the apprentice's first crack?

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

the flamingo longs for death



Say what you will about how this thing looks on a wall as an art piece or woodworking tech showcase, but the thing about these guitars is that nobody ever seems to consider what they'd look like being played by a person on a stage.

Like it's tough to imagine anybody who isn't Bootsy Collins playing something like that and not looking like a total goober. It looks like the kind of thing somebody like Henry Kaiser would sit there in front of a camera holding, and go on and on about all the extreme craftsmanship for an hour and a half before finally putting it on and playing it, only to sound like someone with parkinsons is having a stroke.

I can't imagine anybody who can actually play would want to be anywhere near that thing.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
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GreatGreen posted:

Say what you will about how this thing looks on a wall as an art piece or woodworking tech showcase, but the thing about these guitars is that nobody ever seems to consider what they'd look like being played by a person on a stage.

Like it's tough to imagine anybody who isn't Bootsy Collins playing something like that and not looking like a total goober. It looks like the kind of thing somebody like Henry Kaiser would sit there in front of a camera holding, and go on and on about all the extreme craftsmanship for an hour and a half before finally putting it on and playing it, only to sound like someone with parkinsons is having a stroke.

I can't imagine anybody who can actually play would want to be anywhere near that thing.

Dudes will see this and think “hell yeah 😎.”

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