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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mariana Horchata posted:




i think it was vanity faire or somne other bougie trashmag that had an article months ago saying that vasectomies are the must have accessory for men this summer at the Hamptons

Every time I see Trump's name on a vehicle, a shirt, a flag on someone's flag pole in their front yard, an Islamophobic village president's derelict hotel, I laugh at all the free advertising these suckers are giving Trump.

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

There are some weird frames before it cuts to the chicken that I don't fully understand.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
So what's being voted on tomorrow and what odds does it have???

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

zen death robot posted:

Trump is sundowning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbI_FZdyLdM

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

this is the latest public statement from the President of the United States

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/TrumpsAlert/status/889281530178273280
https://twitter.com/MichelleRMed/status/889080788540682240

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Salt Fish posted:

There are some weird frames before it cuts to the chicken that I don't fully understand.

You understand.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Every time I see Trump's name on a vehicle, a shirt, a flag on someone's flag pole in their front yard, an Islamophobic village president's derelict hotel, I laugh at all the free advertising these suckers are giving Trump.

reminder that literally as soon as trump was sworn in the trump company decided to shift to focusing on making 'affordable, mid-range' hotels in middle america. He's grifting his base so hard

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Like 18 hours after the covfef tweet I made fun of someone in this thread for "having worse comedic timing than Sean Hannity". I would like to apologize to that person in light of this twitter handle.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nonsense posted:

Car sales are tanking. Trucks and SUVs are king again.

Trucks and SUVs are also cars and should probably be banned

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

SYNTAX: Operator '!' on wrong side of 'TRUE'

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Orkin Mang posted:

i think deep down donrald hosed up bcoming president and now, in his heart of hearts,he wants to sabotage himself thru a series of vile self owns. a victim he will mka ehimself to be, the country he will blame, his ego he will protect at costs all biotch

what's that picture of election night where the entire room is celebrating except melania and trump?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

In the alternate universe where things still matter, the Huckster is a veteran stand up comic who started in the 80s, never writes any new matieral and is still doing hotel lounges and open mic nights.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:prepop:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


trump trying his hand at functional programming

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol thank you for having a guest who is cool w suckin my diiick
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/889282808711188482

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Trump is the only person watching Fox Business

like their one and only viewer

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Orkin Mang posted:

now mccains noggins infor a cancer flogging he might go rogue and rip poo poo up. smash the vases, etc. pee on the ottoman. etc etc. kick the bits of the wall near the floor that stick out, and so on. belch in everones faces oen by one, taking a big gulp of air each time. insult the wallpaper

whoa there who let the president in

ah just you senator, carry on

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


GobiasIndustries posted:

lol thank you for having a guest who is cool w suckin my diiick
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/889282808711188482

already deleted

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


http://i.imgur.com/UyMBk0h.gifv

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
oh gently caress check twitter mccain rip

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

john mccant go on living

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ramadu posted:

already deleted

Wasn't even Lou dobbs that was slobbin Trumps Knob it was a guest he brought on

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

flake, per all sources, appears to have folded and will do what leadership is telling him to do. He's in serious trouble in his primary imo and he's gonna need all the help he can get.

hasn't flake always been pro whatever

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

oh gently caress check twitter mccain rip

as an az resident i for one am excited for senator sheriff joe

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the lou dobbs knobb slob

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
loud obbs

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Baloogan posted:

oh gently caress check twitter mccain rip

don't get me excited without proof

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

radical meme posted:

Does he really think that saying "Amazon Washington Post" is somehow a derogatory comment on that paper?

He has threatened their business merger with Whole Foods.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Lewd, obs.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

Trump is the only person watching Fox Business

like their one and only viewer

they get higher ratings than cnbc

so lmao cnbc

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
when you see that good trump tweet and you gotta post fast

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Baloogan posted:

oh gently caress check twitter mccain rip

:awesome:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/GailHaller12/status/889260143355068418



GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
McCain ain't dead yet you dummies he has great healthcare

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Holy poo poo Trump's livestreaming the piss tape with commentary on twitch!! Check twitter for proof, I don't have time to embed the tweet.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

White people are all dead already and they're trying to murder the rest of us so we too can be dead-eyed consumer NASCAR whores

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/889278544513310720

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