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You can tell he's not a real doctor because there's no sword: E: there's a real doctor at the back, with sword. And a sheriff's star. A sheriff cum doctor.
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After watching a episode of Ripley's Believe or Not where a person sucked milked up their nose and then squirted it out their tear ducts with great force as a child I became curious if I had this, apperently fairly uncommon ability. I decided to try it at school and lo and behold I could sorta do it. There was one small spurt of milk from my eye, not as powerful as the one from the performer who had no doube practced for years, followed by some pathetic milky tears. however I decided not to go pro with this ability because for almost a week afterwards all I could smell was milk and as the days went on it got worse and worse as the milk stuck in every crevice of the nostril began to go sour.
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FreudianSlippers posted:After watching a episode of Ripley's Believe or Not where a person sucked milked up their nose and then squirted it out their tear ducts with great force as a child I became curious if I had this, apperently fairly uncommon ability. I decided to try it at school and lo and behold I could sorta do it. There was one small spurt of milk from my eye, not as powerful as the one from the performer who had no doube practced for years, followed by some pathetic milky tears. however I decided not to go pro with this ability because for almost a week afterwards all I could smell was milk and as the days went on it got worse and worse as the milk stuck in every crevice of the nostril began to go sour. If it's any consolation, it gave me an unexpectedly hearty laugh
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3D Megadoodoo posted:You can tell he's not a real doctor because there's no sword: I don't know if I'd be comfortable with my cum doctor carrying a weapon
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Nov 15, 2021 21:56
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Failed Imagineer posted:I don't know if I'd be comfortable with my cum doctor carrying a weapon A bull-killing weapon. it's an euphemism for a huge wang Hyperlynx posted:Idgi The walrus from Mythbusters got a honorary doctorate and a part-time professorship at a Finnish polytechnic. There's even some department named after him there. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 22:04 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A bull-killing weapon. But what did you just figure out?
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FreudianSlippers posted:After watching a episode of Ripley's Believe or Not where a person sucked milked up their nose and then squirted it out their tear ducts with great force as a child I became curious if I had this, apperently fairly uncommon ability. I decided to try it at school and lo and behold I could sorta do it. There was one small spurt of milk from my eye, not as powerful as the one from the performer who had no doube practced for years, followed by some pathetic milky tears. however I decided not to go pro with this ability because for almost a week afterwards all I could smell was milk and as the days went on it got worse and worse as the milk stuck in every crevice of the nostril began to go sour. Why didn't you just repeat the trick with water to flush it out
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Nov 16, 2021 05:00
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AFewBricksShy posted:But what did you just figure out? That that is Jaime and not Andrew Sullivan
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In high school I got a really bad sinus infection and so much pus was coming out of my eye socket that it stuck my eye shut.
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FreudianSlippers posted:After watching a episode of Ripley's Believe or Not where a person sucked milked up their nose and then squirted it out their tear ducts with great force as a child I became curious if I had this, apperently fairly uncommon ability. I decided to try it at school and lo and behold I could sorta do it. There was one small spurt of milk from my eye, not as powerful as the one from the performer who had no doube practced for years, followed by some pathetic milky tears. however I decided not to go pro with this ability because for almost a week afterwards all I could smell was milk and as the days went on it got worse and worse as the milk stuck in every crevice of the nostril began to go sour. I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys do that as a bit and it looked like he was giving himself a face enema. Chunks came out of his eyeballs along with the milk. A girl in the front row puked.
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Memento posted:I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys do that as a bit and it looked like he was giving himself a face enema. Chunks came out of his eyeballs along with the milk. God, this is one of those things like neti pots where I'm sure there's tons of gross things to be gotten rid of and yeah it's probably satisfying but, I don't wanna start down that road
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Nov 16, 2021 06:03
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I just looked up the Tokyo Shock Boys and discovered that they came to Australia for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in nineteen ninety four, so I guess I didn't just figure it out but it definitely hit me like a ton of bricks to remember how damned old I am.
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Memento posted:I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys do that as a bit and it looked like he was giving himself a face enema. Chunks came out of his eyeballs along with the milk
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Gaius Marius posted:Netipots are bullshit. Oh, I'm pleased to hear that. I figured they probably were because our faces aren't really designed to have water poured through them, but everyone gets on my rear end to try one when I get stuffed up.
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packetmantis posted:In high school I got a really bad sinus infection and so much pus was coming out of my eye socket that it stuck my eye shut. That happened to me recently. It’s weird to wake up and have to literally pry your eyelids.open.
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Gaius Marius posted:Netipots are bullshit. How else would I get a brain‐eating amoeba? Surely you don’t expect me to swim in a fetid pond.
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AFewBricksShy posted:But what did you just figure out? OK you're right. I just found out and there's no thread for that 
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Brawnfire posted:Oh, I'm pleased to hear that. I figured they probably were because our faces aren't really designed to have water poured through them, but everyone gets on my rear end to try one when I get stuffed up. Sometimes ENTs recommend them if you’d had sinus surgery but yeah, if you’re not careful about the water you’re using you can end up with that brain amoeba
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Nov 16, 2021 10:12
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Don't pour water through your faceholes without boiling it first. Also don't pour boiling water through your faceholes. Let it cool down first. Maybe don't pour water through your faceholes at all. I have no idea if it actual works. I dunno I'm not a face doctor.
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My netipot really helps me get through allergy season, they're quite good at flushing out the stuff your idiot body thinks is an all out assault. It's just tree cum, come on.
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Just realized that Peter Sarsgaard is not related in any way to the famous Skarsgård acting family. 
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Baronjutter posted:My netipot really helps me get through allergy season, they're quite good at flushing out the stuff your idiot body thinks is an all out assault. It's just tree cum, come on. Use distilled water though.
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Just move somewhere that water isn't actively trying to kill you SMHD.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Just move somewhere that water isn't actively trying to kill you SMHD. It’s advancing on the poles as the Earth warms. France has it now. You’ll get it eventually.
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Platystemon posted:It’s advancing on the poles as the Earth warms. We'll all be dead by 2030.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Just move somewhere that water isn't actively trying to kill you SMHD. Shaking my ham dead.
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packetmantis posted:Shaking my ham dead. Surface-mount hell dick.
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I'm reflecting on all the time I've spent over the years trying to get out the last of the cheese whiz or peanut butter with the drat butter knife. Once it gets low, just use a loving spatula. Magic
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codo27 posted:I'm reflecting on all the time I've spent over the years trying to get out the last of the cheese whiz or peanut butter with the drat butter knife. Once it gets low, just use a loving spatula. Magic I had this exact same reaction a couple weeks ago when a friend pointed this out. Just put one of those little rubber spatulas in there and get it all easily, instead of repeatedly scraping away with the last quarter inch of a steel butter knife. So many years, wasted.
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This was me after getting my first silicone spatula "You mean all other utensils... are a lie?" "Always have been."
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Jestery posted:Laughs in slotted spoon That one's called a 'fork'.
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Utensils? What am I, a nobleman? We just eat out of the communal pot with our hands.
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Brawnfire posted:Right hand, of course, left's for your rear end. That's where the slotted spoon really comes into it's own
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I’ve probably wasted an entire dollar over the years by just not giving a gently caress about the last drop in the container.
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