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This one is marked as "part 2"; I'm pretty sure part 1 was this post here but not 100%quote:Please don't doxx me. jesus Well, for what it's worth, it really sucks that this all happened to you, and healing is a long process but you're doing a great job. Good luck and stay strong. quote:I try to be a good person IRL, and I like to think I'm one too. I'm not just talking about outward stuff like religious practices, or keeping up my social life etc, but also stuff like donating to charity anonymously, helping out my friends and family if they ever need a hand, that kind of thing. I dunno, even as someone who has been pretty judgey on one fetish in particular over the past day or so, in general I don't think watching the wrong porn is something you should be "worried" about. People are into all sorts of weird poo poo; you're an adult and you can separate fantasy from reality. But yeah, I'd still recommend you see a therapist, because you're obviously super anxious about it and that's not fun any way you slice it. And honestly? I'm gonna quote Frank Zappa here and say "leave your pickle alone for a couple of days." I've heard of people getting into a weird-porn feedback loop where the only way out is to, y'know, ease up on it. Don't self-radicalize. Take a little break.
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"we had to get separate places to live as we only had 1 bedroom and that's been hard." Why would having 1 bedroom mean you can't live with your fiance? RCarr fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Nov 3, 2017 |
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blarzgh posted:As a being of pure spiritual energy, my aether wants to watch you rail my wife. I thought you'd never ask. Ohmmmmm.....
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 16:37 |
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RCarr posted:"we had to get separate places to live as we only had 1 bedroom and that's been hard." The poster might not be able to sleep in the same room as someone right now and perhaps there wasn't enough room for them to sleep elsewhere? Or maybe they have night terrors all night and the guilt of keeping their significant other up is just another poo poo on top of the pile?
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 17:35 |
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text me a vag pic posted:The poster might not be able to sleep in the same room as someone right now and perhaps there wasn't enough room for them to sleep elsewhere? Or maybe they have night terrors all night and the guilt of keeping their significant other up is just another poo poo on top of the pile? with everything else is that fesh i was thinking the first one. dude can't stand to be touched right now, so isn't going to be able to sleep with someone else sounds like he has an amazing fiancee
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 18:12 |
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blarzgh posted:I'm no scientist, but if your mental associations of sex have overridden your biological imperative to the degree that your one true desire is to watch someone else pass on their genetic material in lieu of your own, then maaaayyybbeee there's some issues there you can work on? Sometimes the cuckold gets to gently caress the wife after she fucks the other guy, though...and something something about sperm competing with other sperm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_competition So maybe cuckolds are MORE intro procreating than the rest of us. Sex is weird.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 20:16 |
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the cop didnt get in trouble for going to the sites, he got in trouble for planning to act on it and using police database to plan how t okidnap a girl and poo poo
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 20:50 |
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So Part2goon, its interesting reading the first part where you best friend in the world talks the hospital into saving you from being committed and now he raped you and your life is spiraling down. I don't know whats going on here but its hosed up if it is true, but I can't help but think the Mastermind may be at work here.
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 21:41 |
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The revelation in part 3 is that it was going to be a themed wedding. And that theme was Fahrenheit
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 21:54 |
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A Fahrenheit 451 themed wedding where they burn the cake and all the decorations and have metal dogs attacking dancers would be awesome! edit: Add a cash bar and only vegan dinner options to complete the evening!
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 22:19 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A Fahrenheit 451 themed wedding where they burn the cake and all the decorations and have metal dogs attacking dancers would be awesome! Is this part of the Fireman option or can I go with a "melt ice sculptures with a loving flamrthrower" option in Vegas?
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# ? Nov 3, 2017 22:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A Celsius 232 themed wedding where they burn the cake and all the decorations and have metal dogs attacking dancers would be awesome! Fixed
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 02:10 |
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I don't understand. Is that cold or...?
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 02:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't understand. Is that cold or...? You heathen.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 18:56 |
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Von_Doom posted:It’s comparable to twenty tenpenny farthings as the raven cries or 40 weather freedoms. Very very cold. Good news is that you can go 80 Nike steps to your local WalMart and buy a coat. The X-Mas sales are probably good if you don’t mind camping overnight. Do it for freedom. How does that translate into God's chosen measurement system, inches and feet?
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:29 |
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The guy who likes watching murder stuff sent a followupquote:So I saw when you posted my 'fesh you said I don't murder people "because of the smell". ok yeah that makes more sense, the phrasing was a little iffy in the first one And yeah there's a reason people in movies always stare at their hands for a while after they first kill someone quote:I intentionally gave myself a tape worm in order to lose weight. uh hm Honestly I could see this becoming a fad diet in the cyberpunk dystopian future
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:06 |
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I’d like this confessor to explain how he got the tapeworm in the first place. As far as I know you can’t get those in pet stores and just shove them up your rear end, unlike other small pets. People get involuntarily infected with them from eating raw, contaminated meat with tapeworm eggs in them, but my understanding was that such contamination is rare, and you can’t cook the meat without killing the eggs.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:19 |
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Maybe they just found a person with a tapeworm and smooshed their buttholes together. Simple.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:23 |
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We're already in the beginning of cyberpunk dystopia. Lap band surgery, prosthetic limbs, 5hr energy is the cheap stim sold at every vendor
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:34 |
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loquacius posted:The guy who likes watching murder stuff sent a followup It already was a fad diet multiple times. They used to sell "sanitised tape worm" pills. No one is sure if they were actual tapeworms or just snake oil but people have definitely tried this in the past.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:38 |
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got any sevens posted:We're already in the beginning of cyberpunk dystopia. Lap band surgery, prosthetic limbs, 5hr energy is the cheap stim sold at every vendor Even in the worst of dystopian cyberpunk hellscapes the cheap stim doesn't taste like chewed up smarties mixed with fruit punch flavored medicine. We got the short end of the stick in this reality.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:39 |
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Tapeworms do more than just make you lose weight. The fesher is just some fat dude fantasizing about some easy solution and he wants us to tell him how it is a great idea and would totally work, but it won't unless he starts dying. Getting cancer or untreated diabetes or any number of things will also make you lose weight really fast but I don't think you want those. There's a reason things make you lose weight fast and it's never good.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 21:58 |
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Did you name the tapeworn Jerry? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqzV_QJ3m48
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 22:09 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Tapeworms do more than just make you lose weight. The fesher is just some fat dude fantasizing about some easy solution and he wants us to tell him how it is a great idea and would totally work, but it won't unless he starts dying. Getting cancer or untreated diabetes or any number of things will also make you lose weight really fast but I don't think you want those. There's a reason things make you lose weight fast and it's never good. Yeah I Eat rear end makes a good point here. Just get cancer, tapeworm fesher.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah I Eat rear end makes a good point here. Just get cancer, tapeworm fesher. That or start abusing adderall. Fesher will get a lot of stuff done and never have the urge to eat anything again.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah I Eat rear end makes a good point here. Just get cancer, tapeworm fesher. It's honestly probably the quickest way especially once you go on chemo. Only recommended for extreme dieters though.
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 22:20 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I’d like this confessor to explain how he got the tapeworm in the first place. As far as I know you can’t get those in pet stores and just shove them up your rear end, unlike other small pets. People get involuntarily infected with them from eating raw, contaminated meat with tapeworm eggs in them, but my understanding was that such contamination is rare, and you can’t cook the meat without killing the eggs. same place you get hiv and car parts: craigslist
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 22:21 |
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Poz my worm hole
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 22:22 |
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DO NOT GET TAPEWORMS TO LOSE WEIGHT YOU WILL DIE
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# ? Nov 4, 2017 23:22 |
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Danaru posted:DO NOT GET TAPEWORMS TO LOSE WEIGHT YOU WILL DIE Like, is that a hard will, or it's just really likely? Because when winter is over, I'm really wanting to debut my new beach bod.
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 01:28 |
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I think you can go to a doctor and take some pills to get rid of a tapeworm right? It's not like trichinosis or anything right? Been a long time since I studied parasitic worms in high school.
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 01:55 |
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limp_cheese posted:How does that translate into God's chosen measurement system, inches and feet? I put Imperial measurements in the same category as daylight savings time: western rubbish that I will try and ignore. I still wait for the new murrican system to be made as I’m fairly sure it will be hilariously named. I kinda wish you guys had kept the freedom fries thing going. Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe they just found a person with a tapeworm and smooshed their buttholes together. Simple. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0m67tvx_C4 Someone had to do this.
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 02:01 |
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Von_Doom posted:
pffft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 02:47 |
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That movie is so good--at least, it was when I saw it a while ago. I wonder if it holds up?
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 02:50 |
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Danaru posted:DO NOT GET TAPEWORMS TO LOSE WEIGHT YOU WILL DIE Are you a doctor?
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 03:01 |
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I like to think of it more as a symbiote.
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 03:09 |
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I’m going to come forward and admit to being puppetmaster goon.
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# ? Nov 5, 2017 03:17 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I like to think of it more as a symbiote. I'll get that spiderman one day!
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fruit on the bottom posted:I’m going to come forward and admit to being puppetmaster goon. Well you're just a regular James Hetfield aren't you?!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well you're just a regular James Hetfield aren't you?! I'm really trying to avoid starting a pun train here but then it comes to bee yeaaaaaah then it comes to bee yeaaaaaaaah then it comes to beeeeeee
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