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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



CatchrNdRy posted:

Yes, well now get it right or you'll all be back doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Creative Convention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMKQc7PtlU

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel."

We mostly know classical, but we could give it a shot.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel."

something only "arranged" by Sousa?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Never, EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


TMMadman posted:

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

I'm trying to impress people here, TMMadman. You don't win friends with salad.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Mira posted:

I'm trying to impress people here, TMMadman. You don't win friends with salad.

It's just a little slimy; it's still good, it's still good.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel."

On saxophone, gingerberger; on triangle, CatcherNdRy; and with a flute up his nose, Drink-Mix Man. They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever," hopefully not forever.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

On saxophone, gingerberger; on triangle, CatcherNdRy; and with a flute up his nose, Drink-Mix Man. They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever," hopefully not forever.

:qq: My son. My son!

:rolleyes: Come on, Flander's he's not that bad.

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

IMJack posted:

On saxophone, gingerberger; on triangle, CatcherNdRy; and with a flute up his nose, Drink-Mix Man. They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever," hopefully not forever.

That just kept going, didn't it?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

IMJack posted:

On saxophone, gingerberger; on triangle, CatcherNdRy; and with a flute up his nose, Drink-Mix Man. They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever," hopefully not forever.

That's some mighty good flutin, boy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

That's some mighty good flutin, boy.

Town crier I'd like to ask you a few questions. One, where's the fife? And two, gimme the fife.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

FanofPortals posted:

That just kept going, didn't it?

Don't go too far! If you like cafeteria workers in Beatle wigs with tennis racket guitars, you won't want to miss the second act!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't go too far! If you like cafeteria workers in Beatle wigs with tennis racket guitars, you won't want to miss the second act!

Hmf. This talent show will be disastrous on our budget.

TMMadman, water down the orange drink some more.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.

At least stop basting yourself.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

Hmf. This talent show will be disastrous on our budget.

TMMadman, water down the orange drink some more.

I can't, man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I cannot water no more!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I can't, man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I cannot water no more!

If you survive, come again!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Jerusalem posted:

If you survive, come again!

Please pay for your new usename and :frogout: and come again!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Please, I've asked you not to mangle my merchandise. I'm afraid I have no choice but to ask you nicely again.

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

MondayHotDog posted:

Please, I've asked you not to mangle my merchandise. I'm afraid I have no choice but to ask you nicely again.

Now, MondayHotDogs have been here for 3 years. They are strictly ornamental. There's only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

drowningidiot posted:

Now, MondayHotDogs have been here for 3 years. They are strictly ornamental. There's only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

Oh I'm sorry; please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

gingerberger posted:

Oh I'm sorry; please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp

Ugh, rancid meat attack. Stupid parasites! :zombie:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

After The War posted:

Ugh, rancid meat attack. Stupid parasites! :zombie:

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

If you survive, come again!



Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

drowningidiot posted:

Now, MondayHotDogs have been here for 3 years. They are strictly ornamental. There's only one bozo who comes in and buys them.

Silly customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:



Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!

75 Federal Marshalls.....

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

MondayHotDog posted:

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

MondayHotDog I'd like to be alone with the sandwich...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

gingerberger posted:

MondayHotDog I'd like to be alone with the sandwich...

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

gingerberger posted:

MondayHotDog I'd like to be alone with the sandwich...

Two more feet and I can fit it in this post! :D

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

IMJack posted:

Silly customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle! Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



JethroMcB posted:

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle! Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

JethroMcB posted:

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle! Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here!

JethroMcB, gimme some of that beer with the candy floating around in it.... Skittlebrau.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy



I can only see a horrible rainbow!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:



I can only see a horrible rainbow!

What's in there?
- depression
- insomnia
- motor-mouth
- darting eyes
- indecisiveness
- decisiveness
- bossiness
- uncontrollable falling down
- geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD)
and chronic nagging
nagging
nagging...

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

What's in there?
- depression
- insomnia
- motor-mouth
- darting eyes
- indecisiveness
- decisiveness
- bossiness
- uncontrollable falling down
- geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD)
and chronic nagging
nagging
nagging...

*whack whack*
Sorry, it freezes sometimes.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Classtoise posted:

*whack whack*
Sorry, it freezes sometimes.

Fellow goons, Whacking Day is a sham!

It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat the Irish.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

What's in there?
- depression
- insomnia
- motor-mouth
- darting eyes
- indecisiveness
- decisiveness
- bossiness
- uncontrollable falling down
- geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD)
and chronic nagging
nagging
nagging...

Thank you Moneypenny Dreadful. I loved the thing that I saw her in.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Classtoise posted:

*whack whack*

Whoo! Whoo! :shlick:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Mira posted:

Fellow goons, Whacking Day is a sham!

It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat the Irish.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

PT6A posted:

JethroMcB, gimme some of that beer with the candy floating around in it.... Skittlebrau.

Such a product does not exist, sir. You must have dreamed it.

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