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DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

What do you even do with the pickle juice after? Just hold onto the packaging, making sure you don't spill? Drink it?

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Scathach posted:

If I get you drunk will you make hot buttered raisin bran?

Yes.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

DStecks posted:

What do you even do with the pickle juice after? Just hold onto the packaging, making sure you don't spill? Drink it?

Pour it over your popcorn for extra flavoring.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Tis the season, where are the fruitcakes???



I will say this on behalf of most people here.

gently caress



FRUIT



CAKE



Also this "food"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Never understood fruitcake hate either. 'Sgood :shrug:

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

What the gently caress is this spoon? What purpose do the holes serve? For when you wanna eat soup but without all the "soup"?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


EorayMel posted:


gently caress



FRUIT


CAKE


Shut the gently caress up. Fruit cake can be awesome if it's done the right way. :colbert: My godmother did a good one, but then again she is a professional baker and had her own bakery :v:

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Deified Data posted:

What the gently caress is this spoon? What purpose do the holes serve? For when you wanna eat soup but without all the "soup"?

Good for picking up wet lumps where you don't want the liquid. Boiled eggs and non-stringy noodles and loose corn

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Deified Data posted:

What the gently caress is this spoon? What purpose do the holes serve? For when you wanna eat soup but without all the "soup"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slotted_spoon

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


DStecks posted:

What do you even do with the pickle juice after? Just hold onto the packaging, making sure you don't spill? Drink it?

Generally you dump it off in a sink/trash/whatever before eating the pickle.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
oh poo poo this thread is using the icon i made like a year or two ago, cool

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

oh poo poo this thread is using the icon i made like a year or two ago, cool

:3: yeah Cowcaster let me add some of the ones from the PI contest to PYF. Too many of them were just rotting.

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

Deified Data posted:

What the gently caress is this spoon? What purpose do the holes serve? For when you wanna eat soup but without all the "soup"?

... there is no way you don't know what a slotted spoon is

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE ASPIC AQUARIUM AND I WANT TO LIVE THERE. Jesus God mother of gently caress, it's the 60's Housewife Holy Grail. Betty Draper would just poo poo. I am so happy. SO HAPPY. But, no, I do not want to eat it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dodecalypse posted:

... there is no way you don't know what a slotted spoon is

This persons mind would be blown by the 70+ types of prep/serving spoons sold at Williams Sonoma

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/m/shop/cooks-tools/cooking-utensils/spoons-ladles/

Speaking of which WS has se ridiculous food, I'll see if I can find some

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Wow. That is an amazingly lazy attempt at plagiarism. It even still has the text at the end identifying it as a Cracked article.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

bringmyfishback posted:

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE ASPIC AQUARIUM AND I WANT TO LIVE THERE. Jesus God mother of gently caress, it's the 60's Housewife Holy Grail. Betty Draper would just poo poo. I am so happy. SO HAPPY. But, no, I do not want to eat it.

Are the fish actual goldfish?

I mean that would be absurd but then again this is an aspic aquarium.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

DStecks posted:

What do you even do with the pickle juice after? Just hold onto the packaging, making sure you don't spill? Drink it?

Why would you throw away the best part? Of course you drink that poo poo. What kind of weirdo doesn't?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Aesop Poprock posted:

This persons mind would be blown by the 70+ types of prep/serving spoons sold at Williams Sonoma

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/m/shop/cooks-tools/cooking-utensils/spoons-ladles/

Speaking of which WS has se ridiculous food, I'll see if I can find some

But they always have free samples and they're usually delicious. :)

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

DStecks posted:

What do you even do with the pickle juice after? Just hold onto the packaging, making sure you don't spill? Drink it?

trash it is what I did as a kid. Its way to salty to drink. Esp if you live in a desert.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bringmyfishback posted:

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE ASPIC AQUARIUM AND I WANT TO LIVE THERE. Jesus God mother of gently caress, it's the 60's Housewife Holy Grail. Betty Draper would just poo poo. I am so happy. SO HAPPY. But, no, I do not want to eat it.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Hannibal Lecter: Ideal 60s housewife.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

snergle posted:

trash it is what I did as a kid. Its way to salty to drink. Esp if you live in a desert.

Uh, you save it to make martinis and picklebacks.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
What the heck is a pickleback? :confused: I'm just now hearing about them here and in GBS.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Plinkey posted:

Uh, you save it to make martinis and picklebacks.



This is how you remind me that I really hate the taste of pickles.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

What the heck is a pickleback? :confused: I'm just now hearing about them here and in GBS.

Whiskey with a chaser of pickle juice.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

This is how you remind me that I really hate the taste of pickles.

And this is how you remind me of that stupid Nickelback song. :argh:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Is aspic similar in flavour to the clear jelly that infests canned ham?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Uh, you save it to make martinis and picklebacks.



I only use enough vermouth to coat the inside of the glass (the rest gets promptly removed). Why should I butcher a lovely martini with pickle juice?

(P.S. I though crude barbarians didn't have computers or internet access.)

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
vodka martinis get olive/pickle juice. gin martinis get vermouth.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Novolin posted:

vodka martinis get olive/pickle juice. gin martinis get vermouth.

Ya, vodka has no interesting flavor so it gets mixers. Gin has some complexity, so the two drops of vermouth is the most you want to put in there.

Then again, I am a subscriber to the "if it tastes good to you and gets you drunk it's fine" school of alcohol theory. Gravy and gin martinis are just fine, whatever.

Danger Mahoney has a new favorite as of 09:19 on Dec 24, 2015

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Samizdata posted:

I only use enough vermouth to coat the inside of the glass (the rest gets promptly removed). Why should I butcher a lovely martini with pickle juice?

(P.S. I though crude barbarians didn't have computers or internet access.)

So, you drink straight vodka? Because that's not a martini.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free


merry crimblulance

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

OctoberBlues posted:

And this is how you remind me of that stupid Nickelback song. :argh:

I can't tell if it was on purpose but it was a great joke.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

OctoberBlues posted:

And this is how you remind me of that stupid Nickelback song. :argh:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

What the heck is a pickleback? :confused: I'm just now hearing about them here and in GBS.

A shot of vanilla vodka with a chase/mix of pickle juice (especially if it's at a place that brine their own pickles in barrels) is surprisingly delicious

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Eating wet stuff out of a clear bag is sort of gross.

I used to live in the south, and movie theaters would sell big pickles like that. Nothing ruins a decent drama like some shoeless dickhead slurping on a gargantuan pickle two rows up

Hot pickled sausage. Packaged the same way, but the juice smells like a coroner's office. Come to think of it, it's been a while since I've seen a serve-your-own gallon jar of pickled pig's feet in a grocery store or corner store, I guess the south is slowly modernizing.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Data Graham posted:

Never understood fruitcake hate either. 'Sgood :shrug:

So many fruitcakes come out super dry or bland-tasting. A good fruitcake is good, a bad fruitcake is something awful. :haw:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


On the way to my grandma's for Christmas! Old British lady food trip reports incoming on my return!

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Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

PubicMice posted:

So, you drink straight vodka? Because that's not a martini.

A vodka martini is how you get 3oz. vodka for less than the price of two shots. :j:

Source: I work in a bar/restaurant, and this works with the way we price things. Not that I would order straight vodka at a bar, mind you. These are just the things we discover when we're bored.

Like how to serve a shot neat, on the rocks. (Yes, people do ask for this. No, they do not realize this is what they're asking for.)

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