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The General: Mar 4, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Herschel Krustofsky

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

"Oh mine Papa! To me you are so wonderful!"

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:20

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Nothing really to do with anything, but I once read an article that listed a whole bunch of animals that were unlikely to appear on a menu and whether they were kosher.

The only thing I remember from it is that giraffe is kosher, which really isn't surprising, because the rules are right there, but I like that some rabbi once had to consider the question.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:33

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Got to consider the question :jewish:

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:36

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

canyoneer posted:

Greatest bagel I've ever had is from Russ and Daughters in NYC. Onion bagel with pastrami-style salmon, house made sauerkraut and mustard.

They've been there for over 100 years and are incredible and absolutely live up to the hype. Bourdain agrees. Russ and Daughters usually made the top 3 or 5 whenever he was asked about his favorite restaurants in NYC.

Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:43

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Elissimpark posted:

Nothing really to do with anything, but I once read an article that listed a whole bunch of animals that were unlikely to appear on a menu and whether they were kosher.

The only thing I remember from it is that giraffe is kosher, which really isn't surprising, because the rules are right there, but I like that some rabbi once had to consider the question.

For land animals, chews cud + has split hooves = kosher.
For sea animals, has to have fins and scales.
I don't remember what the rules are for birds...

...ah, apparently because they're complicated. It's actually 24 specific types that are not kosher, and everything else is fair game. But it's not exactly clear how those 24 types should be translated, so many centuries of debate and analysis and commentary later, we get

quote:

1) it is not a bird of prey; and

2) it has an “extra” toe, a crop, and/or a gizzard that can be peeled. (Whether all three of these signs must be present is a matter of dispute, as will be explained.)

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:44

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

iirc the weirdest kosher food exception is that insects are all treif except for locusts, which are fine.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:50

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

Like grasshopper locusts or cicada locusts?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:56

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Alucard posted:

Like grasshopper locusts or cicada locusts?

A cicada is fine every day except Saturday.
A Secada is fine as hell every day but it's just another day without youuu

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:08

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Like crop pest swarming locusts, whichever the species. Kosher because you have to eat them before they eat your food

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:09

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Field Mousepad posted:

Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks.

*Thread fixes bayonets*

So be it.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:38

Boob Cop: Jan 1, 2023

Lobok posted:

but that thing never works! oh

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:47

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:19

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Data Graham posted:

Whatever posing for stock photos pays, I feel like it should be more

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:20

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Soul Dentist posted:

Like crop pest swarming locusts, whichever the species. Kosher because you have to eat them before they eat your food

And/or after they've eaten all your food, well, there's nothing left but locust

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:24

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

This thread:

"what do I do with all these ~~funny pictures~~"

edit;

Barometer has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Jan 27, 2023

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:26

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Zil posted:

can you highlight what you want us to read and point some red arrows at it

I really have no idea what I should be looking at

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil posted:

then why put the instructions at all?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:27

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Zil posted:

It frustrates me to think that some dude is angry at the government for an imaginary scenario where schools are responsible for teaching people to cook bacon, without taking a moment to realize they learned it from their family like everyone else

# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:29

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:53

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

LifeSunDeath posted:

then why put the instructions at all?

It's marketing. This product is for practical people who know their way around the kitchen, not like that other you wouldn't want to be confused with.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:06

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

ultrafilter posted:

Artificial Intelligence: about as smart as regular intelligence.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:27

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

Any recipe that calls for that little garlic is not a recipe anyone should follow.

BigHead has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Jan 27, 2023

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:07

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Good thing they kept the sauce out of the clam.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:10

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

if your salmon has additional clams please contact a health care professional

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:24

Ironhead: Jan 19, 2005; Ironhead. Mmm.

I grew up on a fishing boat, all seafood is gross.

But thank you for buying it and keeping food on my family's table.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Maybe they just couldn't cook

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:41

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Field Mousepad posted:

Salmon is a garbage tier fish and I will die on this fuckin hill. It fuckin sucks.

The mistake people make with salmon is cooking it. It's loving awesome before that

# ? Jan 27, 2023 07:45

Basic Poster: May 11, 2015; Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Lobok posted:

A cicada is fine every day except Saturday.
A Secada is fine as hell every day but it's just another day without youuu

Hats off. Ya got me. Funniest thing in the thread all day.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 08:15

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I thought we were having baked hams.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:03

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Yes, right, "pretending".

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:06

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes, right, "pretending".

You've never had a job, have you?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

ultrafilter posted:

I tripped over the idea that expressing a fraction as a decimal is "solving" it

Like ... I guess that means for a significant chunk of people being confronted with a symbol like 3/4 is a prompt for them to do a math problem?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:25

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes, right, "pretending".

You've clearly never had to fight back the need to swear or have an aneurysm because the person who asked for help isn't retaining a single thing you've explained to them, insists it's "TOO HAAAARD!" and is clearly hoping you'll do it for them step-by-step rather than show any initiative of their own.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:27