The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Do YOU come with the car?

Oh you

# ? Oct 20, 2014 23:45

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:59

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

*gasp* Shaq!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 00:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

'Simpsons World' app and website, featuring every episode, premieres tomorrow.

Welp, guess I'm calling out of work tomorrow.

I missed most of the FXX marathon, so...

# ? Oct 21, 2014 01:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

'Simpsons World' app and website, featuring every episode, premieres tomorrow.

Welp, guess I'm calling out of work tomorrow.

I missed most of the FXX marathon, so...

The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Woo hoo! Four day weekend!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

'Simpsons World' app and website, featuring every episode, premieres tomorrow.

Welp, guess I'm calling out of work tomorrow.

I missed most of the FXX marathon, so...

DrBouvenstein, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:32

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

DrBouvenstein, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

But I was using my whole rear end!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:34

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mister Kingdom posted:

But I was using my whole rear end!

Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:42

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

'Simpsons World' app and website, featuring every episode, premieres tomorrow.

Welp, guess I'm calling out of work tomorrow.

Yom Kippur? It even sounded fake!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

But I was using my whole rear end!

Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal-horizontology.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 02:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

'Simpsons World' app and website, featuring every episode, premieres tomorrow.

Welp, guess I'm calling out of work tomorrow.

I missed most of the FXX marathon, so...

I'm sorry. I can't come in today. Religious holiday. The feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:05

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

I'm sorry. I can't come in today. Religious holiday. The feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

Eh, I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:18

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

I'm sorry. I can't come in today. Religious holiday. The feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

I know Jerusalem's parents were upset, but it sounded so made-up. I mean, 'Yom Kippur?'

# ? Oct 21, 2014 03:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mel Brooks is Jewish!?! :aaa:

# ? Oct 21, 2014 04:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Mel Brooks is Jewish!?!

Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride. On the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing. You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Something Awful Goon MondayHotDog.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 05:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride. On the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing. You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Something Awful Goon MondayHotDog.

Yeah yeah, I hate Grimsby.... can I have some more gang tags?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 05:24

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Alright! The mummy�s ready for his mystical journey!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 05:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

I'm sorry. I can't come in today. Religious holiday. The feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 05:35

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 05:59

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Well, I'm off to market! :bigtran:

# ? Oct 21, 2014 08:53

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

CatchrNdRy, is that story true?

Not entirely...but I did wear a dress for a period in the thirties...oh, they had designers then! :bigtran:

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Oct 21, 2014

# ? Oct 21, 2014 10:37

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

CatchrNdRy, is that story true?

Not entirely...but I did wear a dress for a period in the thirties...oh, they had designers then! :bigtran:

Goons, stop! You can both marry me!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 13:27

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

MondayHotDog posted:

Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride. On the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing. You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Something Awful Goon MondayHotDog.

Why can't I be MondayHotDog, and you be Carl Reiner? I HATE Carl Reiner!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 13:29

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

"I love you, Homie. Hrrmmmmm."

Heh heh heh, I don't need her at all anymore.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 14:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

"I love you, Homie. Hrrmmmmm."

Heh heh heh, I don't need her at all anymore.

Good news, Mira. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 14:26

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

TMMadman, that's just a plant.

TMMadman posted:

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Okay, let's get our stories straight. She tripped, right?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 14:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

After The War posted:

Goons, stop! You can both marry me!

So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's "Paint Your Wagon"!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 14:38

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Good news, Mira. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!

Awww, your flesh goon used to being me quotes. :unsmith:

# ? Oct 21, 2014 14:56

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

So when does Simpsons World actually launch?

# ? Oct 21, 2014 15:39

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Hello? Itchy and Scratchy Land open for business. Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on! My last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

# ? Oct 21, 2014 15:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

thrawn527 posted:

So when does Simpsons World actually launch?

I think I read somewhere that it will be ~12 PM EST. (Or I guess it's technically EDT? Whatever, noon on the east cost.)

# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:57

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

This topic is going to soon become a cesspool of links and I can't wait.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:35

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Simponsworld.com is up...go go go!

(Assuming you can actually get it to laod and not just time out.)

Though I must say, it's not the most intuitive intgerface.

The doughnut in the upper left replaces where a "hamburger" menu icon would go...sort of makes sense? But whatever, odds are you'd eventually click on it. But then the menu expands:

Yes, thank you, I love that there are two sign in links.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 18:43

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

Simponsworld.com is up...go go go!

(Assuming you can actually get it to laod and not just time out.)

Though I must say, it's not the most intuitive intgerface.

The doughnut in the upper left replaces where a "hamburger" menu icon would go...sort of makes sense? But whatever, odds are you'd eventually click on it. But then the menu expands:

Dooon't worry Skeezy. This baby will be live before he even grasps the pickle matrix.

# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:28

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

(Can't get Simpsonsworld here, or FXX in general)

# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:32

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

PT6A posted:

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

(Can't get Simpsonsworld here, or FXX in general)

# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:20

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Go ahead-a, PT6A, take-a the Simpsons!

# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Go ahead-a, PT6A, take-a the Simpsons!

# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

CatchrNdRy, mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons is one of those rare occasions where I can relish the sights, the sounds, and..... ah yes.... even the smells of other goons.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:28

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:59

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mira posted:

"I love you, Homie. Hrrmmmmm."

Heh heh heh, I don't need her at all anymore.

Heh heh, a lot of blue hair. What a freak!

# ? Oct 22, 2014 02:49

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