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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

For whatever it's worth, you're not wrong. If I wasn't sure I'd get a sniper shot straight through my cheeks I'd love to take a dump on Reagan's grave but that image isn't a substitute.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

:synpa:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Maybe you should have tried doing it before he destroyed the country, Gritty

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe you should have tried doing it before he destroyed the country, Gritty

he wasn't born yet, he's only like 3 or something

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Also like, Comcast owns the Flyers and thus the character

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Gritty was asleep, waiting for the stars to be right.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Oblivion is clearly the best ES because it gave us this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZXPx1kdtg

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

mind the walrus posted:

For whatever it's worth, you're not wrong. If I wasn't sure I'd get a sniper shot straight through my cheeks I'd love to take a dump on Reagan's grave but that image isn't a substitute.

I know there's lots of right wing lore surrounding him but this is the first time I hear about Ronnie's corpse literally standing his ground and using 2nd amendment rights after his death.

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

Thaddius the Large posted:

Lol, literally did the same thing, got past the intro, ran off into the wilderness and never looked back, didn’t go to Whiterun for at least a couple dozen hours

I went to Whiterun and a chicken ran out to me so I killed it to see if I got alchemy components from it. This perma-aggroed the whole town including all the quest givers. I couldn't even get arrested or anything to clear it, just everyone in the whole town was set to murder.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Maldraedior posted:

I went to Whiterun and a chicken ran out to me so I killed it to see if I got alchemy components from it. This perma-aggroed the whole town including all the quest givers. I couldn't even get arrested or anything to clear it, just everyone in the whole town was set to murder.

Oh no, Marshall!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Maldraedior posted:

I went to Whiterun and a chicken ran out to me so I killed it to see if I got alchemy components from it. This perma-aggroed the whole town including all the quest givers. I couldn't even get arrested or anything to clear it, just everyone in the whole town was set to murder.

Put away your weapon and press talk at an NPC while holding block to surrender. Quest NPCs will always accept. Other NPCs might not.

But lol.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Oblivion also gave us this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Maldraedior posted:

I went to Whiterun and a chicken ran out to me so I killed it to see if I got alchemy components from it. This perma-aggroed the whole town including all the quest givers. I couldn't even get arrested or anything to clear it, just everyone in the whole town was set to murder.

That chicken was holding the town together like some poultry-rear end Omelas.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That chicken was holding the town together like some poultry-rear end Omelas.

A horrible situation. OP should've just walked away.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That chicken was holding the town together like some poultry-rear end Omelas.

Omelets

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That chicken was holding the town together like some poultry-rear end Omelas.

we can't figure out why the chicken is needed, but if we delete it the whole drat town aggros against the PC

Ehh, ship it, who's going to go out of their way to murder a chicken?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




lol

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Nenonen posted:

I know there's lots of right wing lore surrounding him but this is the first time I hear about Ronnie's corpse literally standing his ground and using 2nd amendment rights after his death.

Gotta pry his gun from his cold dead fingers, and nobody's managed it yet. :blastu:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Lol

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Holy poo poo the comic timing on "May you rest in peace" gets me every drat time

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


I want it to keep going and it ends up being like a light grenade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo&t=45s

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

squish

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Incredible
(I've never played oblivion, what exactly is happening here?)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tree Bucket posted:

Incredible
(I've never played oblivion, what exactly is happening here?)

An NPC is trying to talk to the player while standing on an Indiana Jones style trap in an ancient ruin. Then another NPC finds the body.

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

The game pauses during conversations so you get that extra comedic timing before the first crunch happens.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

FreudianSlippers posted:

An NPC is trying to talk to the player while standing on an Indiana Jones style trap in an ancient ruin. Then another NPC finds the body.

I assumed that wasn't a normal placement for that NPC and the player had nudged them onto the moving block on purpose. I've never played the game either, though.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Put away your weapon and press talk at an NPC while holding block to surrender. Quest NPCs will always accept. Other NPCs might not.

I read "press talk" as a noun, like a press conference.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Byzantine posted:

I read "press talk" as a noun, like a press conference.

"That chicken was bitchmade and didn't even drop good alchemy ingredients. I regret nothing, no further questions."

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I assumed that wasn't a normal placement for that NPC and the player had nudged them onto the moving block on purpose. I've never played the game either, though.

Oblivion AI is advanced enough that NPCs can move around a lot and react differently depending on a complex list of possible circumstances such as weekday, time of day, inventory, etc. Etc. but also dumb enough that they have nothing resembling spatial aware. Something that can get them killed very easily.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Huh, I swear that looks a lot like David Mitchell.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hyperlynx posted:

Huh, I swear that looks a lot like David Mitchell.

typical goon face blindness. its an arm you dummy

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Byzantine posted:

I read "press talk" as a noun, like a press conference.

A public speaking minigame to clear your bounty :hmmyes:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ISqbZmQ.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




I thought the first guy he hit was Paul Bearer and I was wondering what Wrestlemania this was from…

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I thought it was a hitler tat til I scrolled

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gonna become a fighter, give em that mitchell and webb hook

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
This is the Morrowind/Elder Scrolls thread right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNipoNLC6Eg

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The debug console is a game mechanic imo

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

I thought it was a hitler tat til I scrolled

its ayn rand!

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