Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

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Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

CeramicPig posted:

Was at work and doing my makeup for a date tonight and my make up was coming along perfectly. Then I got a text that he may have to cancel so now I'm grumpy

Take yourself out someplace, you look beautiful!!! Even if someplace is your well-lit kitchen so we can see that eye-makeup better, it is Grrrrrreat!

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Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

CeramicPig posted:

Was at work and doing my makeup for a date tonight and my make up was coming along perfectly. Then I got a text that he may have to cancel so now I'm grumpy

At least you got a picture for posterity :o:

# ? Apr 12, 2017 22:25

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I took a picture of myself in the morning with breakfast on my face when the kitten decided to jump up on my shoulder and be all blurry. She's a sweetheart.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 22:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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CeramicPig posted:

Was at work and doing my makeup for a date tonight and my make up was coming along perfectly. Then I got a text that he may have to cancel so now I'm grumpy

Go to your absolute favourite restaurant and treat yourself to a date! That's what I would do.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 22:52

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

CeramicPig posted:

Was at work and doing my makeup for a date tonight and my make up was coming along perfectly. Then I got a text that he may have to cancel so now I'm grumpy

Addy? We wont let that date go to waste with that look going on!

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Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
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Ixtlilton posted:

I took a picture of myself in the morning with breakfast on my face when the kitten decided to jump up on my shoulder and be all blurry. She's a sweetheart.

KITTY!

Picnic Princess posted:

Go to your absolute favourite restaurant and treat yourself to a date! That's what I would do.

I also recommend that. Be a shame to waste the makeup job on just us.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 23:52

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

KITTY!

I also recommend that. Be a shame to waste the makeup job on just us.

OR... we could ALL do OUR makeup and sit around and post with you.

Nope. I think you should go buy yourself at least a drink, or maybe a really sloppy sandwich and know that you look loving beautiful. Their loss, big time.

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CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

Thanks you all

if anyone is in the Chicago/NW Indiana area and without plans I'm ready to go 😁

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:10

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I just posted....

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:27

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

CeramicPig posted:

Was at work and doing my makeup for a date tonight and my make up was coming along perfectly. Then I got a text that he may have to cancel so now I'm grumpy

What was his excuse?

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:50

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Hard no. posted:

It's very There's Something About Mary, but so much so that I am not sure if I am impressed or not.

I read that as "There's Something Awful About Mary", and now I have an idea for a goon project.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 03:26

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

I had to check about three times that that wasn't what I had typed...

but a something' about mary hair-style - off could be hilarious. Minus the semen. Or with. You are all goons afterall.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 03:51

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I read that as "There's Something Awful About Mary", and now I have an idea for a goon project.

Goon projects are never finished by definition

A guy stuck in a bathroom making an awkward face while his date waits at his front door, expectant, unsatisfied

# ? Apr 13, 2017 04:06

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Full disclosure: I didn't actually have an idea for a goon project, I just wanted to share a joke. :smith:

# ? Apr 13, 2017 04:10

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I think jokes are allowed?

If not, I should have been banned a long time ago.

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chillmander: Feb 15, 2012

Thinking of rolling with the mustache. Yes/no/kill it with fire?

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

chillmander posted:

Thinking of rolling with the mustache. Yes/no/kill it with fire?

It's good. Very Freddy mercury.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:10

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

Kitchner posted:

What was his excuse?

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so :shrug:

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 06:42

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

chillmander posted:

Thinking of rolling with the mustache. Yes/no/kill it with fire?

My oldest test of facial hair is whether it actively improves on the bare face. I'm not convinced yours does but I'd need a shaved shot to compare it to. You've got bone structure to die for mang.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 07:04

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I think mustache with stubble looks better on you than just the mustache.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 07:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

CeramicPig posted:

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

gently caress cancer!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 07:42

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I like jokes, please tell me a joke.

And don't say it's me or my life, I already know that one. Like, for all the highs I experience I have an equal amount of lows.

Illustrated, most people lives are blue, and mine is red. For all the cute monkey friends I make, I get complication-inducing bacterial pneumonia. For all the great hikes I experience, I get severe connective tissue injuries for months. Fiction has nothing on me. If they made a movie about my life, no one would believe it because it would be too insane.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 07:54

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

LingcodKilla posted:

gently caress cancer!

gently caress Cancer!!!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 08:50

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

CeramicPig posted:

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

Yeah, that is a far better use of your time to be honest.

gently caress cancer forever.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 08:59

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Lad behind me in work has been vigorously mousewheel scrolling for 20 minutes now

The dogs got haircuts

Chubby poo poo still looks like Gandalf

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:04

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

CeramicPig posted:

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

Was gonna be salty you never called, but that is a legit good time right there. Grats to you guys!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:16

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
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EmmyOk posted:

The dogs got haircuts

Chubby poo poo still looks like Gandalf

*gasp* Please pet those good dogs for me?

CeramicPig posted:

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

WOO! That is a drat good time indeed. And I hope I look as good as your dad when I'm his age. Cripes.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 14:47

Tiger Millionaire: Jan 25, 2014; He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!

chillmander posted:

Thinking of rolling with the mustache. Yes/no/kill it with fire?

Shorten the stashe, I think the all round stubble look would look better imo.

But yeah, jesus christ you have the bone structure of a Greek God

# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:24

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

EmmyOk posted:

I am going to blame the concussion, but I keep forgetting what you look like, and then you post and I am like " awww... handsome!". And then this time cute dog photos! Nice!

Also chillmander, I agree on the magnificent bone structure, but if you shave totally you will lose the balance of your dark (glorious) hair and eyebrows, to the hollow in your cheeks.. and then... you will just have to smile like Huge all the time. If you leave yourself some scruff, you will have a totally balanced face without having to pretend to be cartoon happy all the time instead of just randomly smouldering.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:40

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I think mustache with stubble looks better on you than just the mustache.

Token gay guy here - agree with this opinion

edit:

Also agree with this opinion

Tiger Millionaire posted:

Shorten the stashe, I think the all round stubble look would look better imo.

But yeah, jesus christ you have the bone structure of a Greek God

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 15:47

Booger Presley: Aug 6, 2008; Pillbug

Picnic Princess posted:

I like jokes, please tell me a joke.

And don't say it's me or my life, I already know that one. Like, for all the highs I experience I have an equal amount of lows.

Illustrated, most people lives are blue, and mine is red. For all the cute monkey friends I make, I get complication-inducing bacterial pneumonia. For all the great hikes I experience, I get severe connective tissue injuries for months. Fiction has nothing on me. If they made a movie about my life, no one would believe it because it would be too insane.

I appreciate the health and finger sacrifices you've made for this thread. Your pics and adventures are awesome which make your posts mini-vacations. Hope you're feeling better and looking forward to your next high. :hfive:

# ? Apr 13, 2017 17:55

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

CeramicPig posted:

Obscenely long work meeting. I try to be understanding so

What was a markedly better use of my time was going out and getting drunk with my dad celebrating him being 100% officially cancer free!!!

Not pictured: mother fuckin cancer!!!

That's awesome news! Congrats to you and your dad!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I think jokes are allowed?

If not, I should have been banned a long time ago.

NO JOKES ALLOWED.

Picnic Princess posted:

I like jokes, please tell me a joke.

Well uh, poo poo.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:20

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Here is a joke I made up for you just now PP based on today's morning commute.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Just to hold up traffic apparently because once he got there he just stood and stared at all the cars that had to wait and didn't get to make their left-hand turn, thanks a lot turkey :argh:

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:21

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

google says this is what a smug turkey looks like.

Also, I am now mad at turkeys too, because this image saved itself next to nice smiling shots of Chris Evans.

And honey, that man ain't no joke.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 21:33

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

So fun news after my uncle died of cancer my grandpa died of cancer and now my grandma's cancer is back. gently caress cancer.
ps i'll take a selfie again one day

# ? Apr 14, 2017 00:33

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Here is a joke I made up for you just now PP based on today's morning commute.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Just to hold up traffic apparently because once he got there he just stood and stared at all the cars that had to wait and didn't get to make their left-hand turn, thanks a lot turkey

I appreciate this. We get a lot of morons here get out of their cars to get a close-up photo of a grizzly bear and I've actually yelled at people with iPads, ALWAYS iPads, that it's dangerous and they're like "Oh, really?"

Q: How do you spot the world's biggest idiots?
A: iPad photography.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:04

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

That turkey does look pretty full of itself. Until now I have considered myself to be turkey neutral but now I'm glad we set them at Christmas. Smug turkey wobbly red necked pricks.

# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:20

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

RC Cola posted:

So fun news after my uncle died of cancer my grandpa died of cancer and now my grandma's cancer is back. gently caress cancer.
ps i'll take a selfie again one day

# ? Apr 14, 2017 01:22

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.