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  it's only thursday, but since bad news about tesla keeps on coming i hope elon has an absolutely loving horrible weekend and follows through with shoving that stupid replica pistol in his mouth, only to pull the trigger to a tiny click because it's a fake. just like everything else about the man
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1781002178708082904 he really doesn't know how anything works eh
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Nitrousoxide posted:What relentless attacks? somebody is trying to ban a scientific term ('cis') on X, The Everything App
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Nitrousoxide posted:What relentless attacks? guessing a mean old judge told elon he couldn't sue media matters over accurate reporting
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Beeftweeter posted:
the scifi pistol or the flintlock one
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rotor posted:for instance, here's what the citroen cybertruck looks like legit cannot tell which direction this car is facing Endless Mike posted:probe this scrub lmao at this reversal of fortune
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Nitrousoxide posted:What relentless attacks? shut up, nerd! consider urself attacked ur welcome
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:legit cannot tell which direction this car is facing the front is to the left in that picture. it has a flat surface in front of a flat windshield. you can tell by the headlights and taillights.
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Mr. Nice! posted:the front is to the left in that picture. it has a flat surface in front of a flat windshield. Bold of you to apply poo poo like "logic" and "common sense" to French car design...
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Eeyo posted:the scifi pistol or the flintlock one either one, really. it's a shame they're so fake that he can't confuse them for the real deal
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Mr. Nice! posted:the front is to the left in that picture. it has a flat surface in front of a flat windshield. poo poo I thought that was a mini truck bed  e: they should make it able to go both ways like that RC car that could do flips or whatever it was
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Endless Mike posted:probe this scrub looks like your monitor was off!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:poo poo I thought that was a mini truck bed lol ehh the front and back are pretty clearly defined imo either way that's a far more cyberpunk/futuristic looking suv than the cybertruck i think. hell it actually even looks like a truck, at least more than the loving cybertruck
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Beeftweeter posted:
So i know there are rumors about tesla stock price being tied to loans or something can some nerd go into details about these things?
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Roosevelt posted:i like this spacex graphic showing life in busytown on mars, with all the little tesla cybertrucks roving around and hauling boring company, uh, tubes lol even with mars' gravity those things will still probably be going like 3 mph considering the terrain
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well the lower the gravity the slower you have to go probably like imagine the moon, if you hit a bump too fast then you'll just spin like crazy because there's nothing keeping you on the ground and balanced
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wargames posted:So i know there are rumors about tesla stock price being tied to loans or something can some nerd go into details about these things? there are rumors (afaik none confirmed) that elon (or some other extremely rich people) might have loans against their tesla shares, which can be pledged in collateral for, well, real money. the problem with that is, the shares are only worth that amount if the stock price stays above a certain level; if it falls past that, the loans may ostensibly be worth more than the combined value of the shares, meaning the lender will never be repaid, so they will seize them before that happens based upon TSLA's historical performance, that level seems to be $150. whenever the stock drops below that point, it usually faces extreme resistance in the form of heavy volumes of buy orders at a considerable premium, likely signaling that someone with extraordinarily deep pockets is propping up the price but this is all theoretical, afaik — we don't know who is placing those buy orders, or why. tesla insiders have to disclose whenever they buy or sell an appreciable amount of stock and, well, elon isn't the best about complying with SEC regulations. but there hasn't been any suspicious movement by insiders according to nasdaq: https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/insider-activity the last significant sell order was on april 1 by some guy. though again, elon doesn't really comply with regulations very well, and there are regardless many loopholes, so who knows e: though notably there haven't been any insider buys (other than automatic options executing) in the past few years either, lol Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Eeyo posted:well the lower the gravity the slower you have to go probably yeah probably true, but i mean, even on earth the cybertruck apparently can't traverse similar terrain faster than that lol
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Roosevelt posted:i like this spacex graphic showing life in busytown on mars, with all the little tesla cybertrucks roving around and hauling boring company, uh, tubes thank you for this image of a fantastical lie, common sense skeptic
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No, “For All Mankind” has shown the one true design of a mars base and how to steal an asteroid.  Edit: Love the two separate pods in that render. Why would the “town” be designed like that at all? Why would anyone want to suit up, just to go a hundred meters, go through an airlock, and de-suit?  FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Maybe one is the bathroom
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Cat Face Joe posted:oh yeah, saw a model y with the license plate TO MARS yeah lets sacrifice it to their gods
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Maybe one is the bathroom Wasting water like that in a separate module is very on-brand for Tesla.
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Nfcknblvbl posted:no permanent habitats in mars
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Cat Face Joe posted:oh yeah, saw a model y with the license plate TO MARS maybe they're just really into cheese castles
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Roosevelt posted:i like this spacex graphic showing life in busytown on mars, with all the little tesla cybertrucks roving around and hauling boring company, uh, tubes I'm the little 100W solar panels on the roof of the vehicles with 450kW* engines. Probably more like 10kW sustained? Still like two orders of magnitude more than a PV solar panel that size can produce on Mars (or Earth).
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Beeftweeter posted:there are rumors (afaik none confirmed) that elon (or some other extremely rich people) might have loans against their tesla shares, which can be pledged in collateral for, well, real money. the problem with that is, the shares are only worth that amount if the stock price stays above a certain level; if it falls past that, the loans may ostensibly be worth more than the combined value of the shares, meaning the lender will never be repaid, so they will seize them before that happens the sec absolutely has the power (along with other agencies) to get those transactions turned over to them by the brokers should they so desire, and if it's already suspect I'd be surprised if they aren't already "But people would know!" you may say, well, tipping off is a federal crime so maybe not! oh also if you report some financial crimes you get a % of the penalty. Some guy whistle blew an insider dealing ring he was involved in, went down for 3 years and came out of prison 10 million dollars better off lol e: it wasn't insider dealing but whatever Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Spotted in the wild, I wonder if the dirty rag is an optional extra Looks like parking your car in the full Queensland sun is bad for your bootleg iPad
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Megabound posted:Spotted in the wild, I wonder if the dirty rag is an optional extra did you touch it? and did it leave a stain?
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