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corgski posted:I’m currently recruiting for goosefleet-but-bigger actually, we need a team of elite gamers with cross-MMO experience to thoroughly teabag the existing eve players. Just send 3bil isk to Marquit Alte in EO to cover the cost of background checks and we’ll get started. I am the elite player you have been looking for. Ponchy said he would spot me the 3 bill, trust me I'm good for it. But to get the 3 bill you will need to send me 100 mil for the bank of Kungfu unlock fee. It is very expensive living here in Nigeria.
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corgski posted:I’m currently recruiting for Goosefleet Extreme actually, we need a team of elite gamers with cross-MMO experience to thoroughly teabag the existing eve players. Just send 3bil isk to Marquit Alte in EO to cover the cost of background checks and we’ll get started. Alpha, Rita’s escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!
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Sep 23, 2020 19:13
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Kungfu Trader posted:I am the elite player you have been looking for. Ponchy said he would spot me the 3 bill, trust me I'm good for it. But to get the 3 bill you will need to send me 100 mil for the bank of Kungfu unlock fee. It is very expensive living here in Nigeria. Not a problem, not a problem. Do you have teamviewer installed on your Windows PC? I need you to read out the computer ID and PIN to me please.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:14
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The important thing to take away from this is that despite two weeks of announcements and personal pings, if you still managed to gently caress up and not register your account names with the bot, it's not some sort of death sentence or banishment, you literally just have to do the thing you were asked to do for the last two weeks and you'll be all good. It's really Not A Big Deal, unless you decide to poo poo your pants and make it one.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:15
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corgski posted:Not a problem, not a problem. Do you have teamviewer installed on your Windows PC? I need you to read out the computer ID and PIN to me please. Of course, i have it right here for you. For verification purposes can you please tell me your full name, date of birth and your social security numbers. Also your bank account number and password so i can automatically deposit your funds for your convenience. Right after i confirm your information i will give you all my computer information. You can trust me, I'm royalty.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:17
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to get added to discord again i need your mother's maiden name and your high school's mascot
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Sep 23, 2020 19:19
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Give CEO to whomever promises to steal the Corp wallet fastest imo
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Sep 23, 2020 19:22
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Kim Jaym Il posted:The important thing to take away from this is that despite two weeks of announcements and personal pings, if you still managed to gently caress up and not register your account names with the bot, it's not some sort of death sentence or banishment, you literally just have to do the thing you were asked to do for the last two weeks and you'll be all good. Toilet EVE is serious business. What is this verification and authentication you speak of? How dare you have standards and try and keep track of characters and golden eggs and participation. As king of EO, I declare this to be an unlawful activity, in my space kingdom we wont have any accountability shenanigans. Trust me, I'm with the government, i wouldn't lie to you. 
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Sep 23, 2020 19:24
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Kaysette posted:to get added to discord again i need your mother's maiden name and your high school's mascot I need a picture of you riding your high school mascot. Internet security is a serious business.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:25
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Kungfu Trader posted:I need a picture of me riding your mother. Internet security is a serious business.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:30
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Stupid spell check, it was supposed to say mascot. That went in the wrong direction.
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Sep 23, 2020 19:33
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You are all the worst type of people. What about all those schools too poor for a mascot? Who will they ride?
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Kim Jaym Il posted:The important thing to take away from this is that despite two weeks of announcements and personal pings, if you still managed to gently caress up and not register your account names with the bot, it's not some sort of death sentence or banishment, you literally just have to do the thing you were asked to do for the last two weeks and you'll be all good. No one was making GBS threads their pants FYI. I was confused and asked what was going on and the admins got pretty hostile in the pubbie channel. Yeah, I failed and didn't read the announcements channel because I have a massive backlog of unread messages and that is true for all my messaging apps, and it didn't help that I lost access to the announcements channel so I approached the whole thing thinking my client was bugged. But once I figured out what was going on I had all the requirements and presented them properly at the time, and the bot accepted my auth. But it seems pretty clear that once you get on the bad side of the current admins, everything you can possibly say or do will be interpreted in the worst possible way. Yeah it's pretty weird. My new corp has some names I remember playing with and they are chill people. Thanks for starting my 24H timer early guys.
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edit: ^^^  ^^^Kungfu Trader posted:I want you all to know that i have max level characters in WOW and FF14. I am also max level in COD Mobile and i personal have just shy of ten or fifteen posts in SA. I think I'm kind of a big deal. Please promote me to head Kungfu honcho. I promise to display mediocar pve fleet commander skills and worse than most pvp skills. I also have zero idea how to run anything, but who cares. I vote Kungfu for space king.... Forget the socialism troll. I can only imagine how infuriating it is to pubbies that the qualifications for being GooseFleet CEO is:
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Banana Factory posted:Anyways my comment was more a response to the litany of things the current admin was saying to me in the Discord, which doesn't matter really. No, you blew up people expressing disbelief at how stupid you are as a serious attack. You kept saying that people wanted you to dig up ancient history instead of....verifying that you're an active member that literally everyone else in the alliance has to do. You wanted to join a goon group without knowing what makes a goon group. You didn't follow simple rules. People were laughing at how you thought you were the victim here. So lets put it plainly for you and any other J4G: This is a group for people who are active members of the Something Awful forum and can follow simple rules that involve registering that you are an active member of the community. That's it. If you can't do that,  .Edit: Banana Factory posted:No one was making GBS threads their pants FYI. I was confused and asked what was going on and the admins got pretty hostile in the pubbie channel. Yeah, I failed and didn't read the announcements channel because I have a massive backlog of unread messages and that is true for all my messaging apps, and it didn't help that I lost access to the announcements channel so I approached the whole thing thinking my client was bugged. But once I figured out what was going on I had all the requirements and presented them properly at the time, and the bot accepted my auth. But it seems pretty clear that once you get on the bad side of the current admins, everything you can possibly say or do will be interpreted in the worst possible way. Yeah it's pretty weird. My new corp has some names I remember playing with and they are chill people. Thanks for starting my 24H timer early guys. LOL. No. Stop with the persecution complex, no one was hostile in the pubbie chat. Questioning how you came to join us is not being hostile, since you had stated you were not active on the forum. OniPanda fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Sep 23, 2020 |
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Banana Factory posted:No one was making GBS threads their pants FYI. I was confused and asked what was going on and the admins got pretty hostile in the pubbie channel. Yeah, I failed and didn't read the announcements channel because I have a massive backlog of unread messages and that is true for all my messaging apps, and it didn't help that I lost access to the announcements channel so I approached the whole thing thinking my client was bugged. But once I figured out what was going on I had all the requirements and presented them properly at the time, and the bot accepted my auth. But it seems pretty clear that once you get on the bad side of the current admins, everything you can possibly say or do will be interpreted in the worst possible way. Yeah it's pretty weird. My new corp has some names I remember playing with and they are chill people. Thanks for starting my 24H timer early guys. Look man, by your own admission you weren't playing with us or even on discord with us. Don't feel bad, I hosed up getting my characters in discord until I received a naughty boy ping, and fixed it. If you are going to be happy in another corp then cool. But don't think you were the only one that was addressed. I mean i am the king of EO, and if they will scold me then they will scold anyone. Kind of hurt my royal feelings.
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Kungfu Trader posted:I need a picture of you riding your high school mascot. Internet security is a serious business. I know the worst team mascott for this  The East Providence Townies.
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Kungfu Trader posted:Look man, by your own admission you weren't playing with us or even on discord with us. Don't feel bad, I hosed up getting my characters in discord until I received a naughty boy ping, and fixed it. If you are going to be happy in another corp then cool. But don't think you were the only one that was addressed. I mean i am the king of EO, and if they will scold me then they will scold anyone. Kind of hurt my royal feelings. by my own admission I was actively playing with people: Banana Factory posted:I was in the ratting voice chat last night and talking to people in the missions-organization channel, having just dropped a guide to juggling aggro in there, and was planning to help another goon out with a T10 mission when I suddenly lost roles and thought my client was bugged while in the middle of a conversation. Just not reading the announcement channels or really any channels outside the mission and ratting stuff. My bad on that part, not really disputing that.
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Kungfu Trader posted:Of course, i have it right here for you. For verification purposes can you please tell me your full name, date of birth and your social security numbers. Also your bank account number and password so i can automatically deposit your funds for your convenience. Right after i confirm your information i will give you all my computer information. You can trust me, I'm royalty. Yes your highness of course. For security reasons I am unable to provide that information over the phone but if you could kindly provide me with your teanviewer computer ID and PIN I will type it in to a notepad window on your end once we have a secure connection
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Good Dumplings posted:people want me to provide one sentence worth of identification, I will post multiple pages about how I'm being wronged to show I'm definitely not a liability Yes good, definitely not a spy or J4G, come right in sir
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Banana Factory posted:by my own admission I was actively playing with people: Yeah Death has been reasonably active. I’ve seen them in voice and in different fleets since the beginning. Also the pubbie channel stuff should have been handled via PMs. Some people did get weirdly aggressive about it and it should have just been handled differently.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Forget the socialism troll. I can only imagine how infuriating it is to pubbies that the qualifications for being GooseFleet CEO is: Also, "don't steal the Corp wallet" doesn't mean "don't take 1 bil out of the corp wallet and trigger a 43-hour audit timer", it just means you have to eventually put it back when you're done with it.
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Again, you don't get to say things like "its been more than a decade do you think we all still have our SA accounts" and then act indignant when people are like "wait where the gently caress do you think you are?"
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corgski posted:Yes your highness of course. For security reasons I am unable to provide that information over the phone but if you could kindly provide me with your teanviewer computer ID and PIN I will type it in to a notepad window on your end once we have a secure connection Then it seems we are at an empass. It will take a measly $500.00 sent through Western Union to a local gas station for me to pay our IT department to provide you this information. They work on a cash basis only, such a small amount for such a space rich person like yourself.
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Alligator Tower posted:Again, you don't get to say things like "its been more than a decade do you think we all still have our SA accounts" and then act indignant when people are like "wait where the gently caress do you think you are?" Yeah I think that comment of mine was the one that seemed to offend you quite a bit. Everything coming from you after that was pretty weirdly hostile. This has never been a big deal in any prior iteration of goon corp before this in any of the toilet mobile space games over the past year.
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MarcusSA posted:Some people did get weirdly aggressive about it and it should have just been handled differently. Alligator Tower posted:Again, you don't get to say things like "its been more than a decade do you think we all still have our SA accounts" and then act indignant when people are like "wait where the gently caress do you think you are?" These statements can both be true, but for the record it’s funny when j4gs expose themselves by revealing they haven’t posted on SA in ten years.
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corgski posted:These statements can both be true, but for the record it’s funny when j4gs expose themselves by revealing they haven’t posted on SA in ten years. Eh I guess. I’ve just always had a positive interactions with them over the past however many games.  It still should have been taken to PMs though at some point IMO. It’s done and over with though so moving on!
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Banana Factory posted:No one was making GBS threads their pants FYI.
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Goose tag, por favor.
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corgski posted:These statements can both be true, but for the record it’s funny when j4gs expose themselves by revealing they haven’t posted on SA in ten years. I haven't played EO in over a decade and SA has gradually dropped off my radar over the past decade as well, because not everybody continues using the same websites they used in college. I've usually lurked more than I posted anyways. A goon IRL friend telling me about SG brought me back to both toilet space games and reading the SA forums more generally. It's been cool to catch up on a decade of content and find out that Lowtax was a shitbag all along among other things. It's a pretty cool nostalgia trip not only playing a space game again but looking at these forums again and reading a decade of comedy goldmine that I missed and trying to find old threads that I remember from back in the day. So much of the site is the same as it always was, but also so much has changed, and it was a neat surprise last year to find out that it's still alive at all.
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Banana Factory posted:SA has gradually dropped off my radar over the past decade as well, Okay that's all we care about thanks for stopping by, if you can get someone that posts here regularly to say you are cool great. If you start posting regularly great. Goose is for posting members of Somethingawful You seem to be confused about what this group is we don't care about your gaming history you this could be the first game you want to play and your welcome you just gotta be posting.
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pixaal posted:Okay that's all we care about thanks for stopping by, if you can get someone that posts here regularly to say you are cool great. If you start posting regularly great. You should probably update your bot to require that, because it didn't have a problem with my account nor its posting history.
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Sep 23, 2020 20:32
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This is the worst goose drama yet, someone steal all the eggs.
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SO ANYWAYS We've started getting more people into strip miners and eating whole asteroid belts at a time, so that's super cool and nice to use for free ships
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Demon Of The Fall posted:SO ANYWAYS Speaking of I have three strip miners in my hangar free to a goon home.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:SO ANYWAYS I got a mammoth to haul the poop. We need so many mammoths now
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I’m not much of a “real goon” in any way except culturally, I guess. I’ve never been much of a poster, more of a lurker, and besides a 5 year stint in GoonFleet/waffe back in the day (Sesfan is #1), I guess I would look suspicious too. Yet, I had no problems being welcomed back for Toilet Eve. In fact, when I was flailing around trying to add my goon auth, Crell took pity upon me and walked me through it (thanks again). I guess the moral is don’t be a jerk about your own problems, and people won’t throw you out into the cold.
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corgski posted:Post your best spy memes and we’ll consider you Darius JOHNSON shaves his face and balls with the same set of clippers and is still my CEO (but secretly sesfan #1)
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