July23 CE: Juche Fruit: The Guard is Gonna Move You

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ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

now that musk is ok with pc being posted on twitter its time to ban that loving place

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:21

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 20:56

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

I believe KotH and Beavis & Butthead are in the same town, but their paths just never crossed.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:28

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Lake of Methane posted:

I believe KotH and Beavis & Butthead are in the same town, but their paths just never crossed.

Hank appears in the movie, but outside of that it's still entirely plausible.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:36

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

ded posted:

now that musk is ok with pc being posted on twitter its time to ban that loving place

wait what

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:44

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kazinsal posted:

wait what

I know Hank was heavily based off Tom Anderson, but I don't remember him in either movie.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:45

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Kazinsal posted:

wait what

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwa7z/twitter-elon-musk-dom-lucre-child-sexual-abuse

# ? Jul 28, 2023 02:56

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Tiny Timbs posted:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwa7z/twitter-elon-musk-dom-lucre-child-sexual-abuse

That dude is a loving creep. And so is the CSAM poster :v:

# ? Jul 28, 2023 03:58

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

oh jesus that is the specific video that Josh Duggar was convicted over too. Saudi Prince Bonesaw, do the needful.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 04:19

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

It's a good thing I went to the liquor store this evening because I'm gonna need to open this bottle of vodka after reading that article.

Dear Saudi Arabia: You once threatened to do a 9/11 on the CN Tower. Would you mind going for whatever house Elon Musk lives at instead? We'd all very much appreciate it.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 04:28

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

CBJSprague24 posted:

I know Hank was heavily based off Tom Anderson, but I don't remember him in either movie.

Reboot Tom Anderson is wonderful, �Buford & Bernardo� gets me everytime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9JR5-ZecCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQiwVZJDfU

# ? Jul 28, 2023 04:33

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Lake of Methane posted:

I believe KotH and Beavis & Butthead are in the same town, but their paths just never crossed.

They were whacking off in his wood shed all the time

# ? Jul 28, 2023 05:58

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Midjack posted:

One of my roommates in college grew up in Plano and asserted that KOTH was a reasonably accurate portrayal of life there.

I'd always heard Arlen = Garland, and growing up there back in the 90s it was a 100% match. But there's a lot of Texas that's reflected in the show.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 06:12

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUIGH0zbac4

Matthew McConaughey is asking the real questions.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 07:10

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Kazinsal posted:

wait what

it is our solemn duty as posters to respect the op, misspelled as it may be

pc posting shall not besmirch these lands

# ? Jul 28, 2023 08:42

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

it is our solemn duty as posters to respect the op, misspelled as it may be

pc posting shall not besmirch these lands

code:

mov ah, 0Eh
mov si, msg
lop:
  lodsb
  jz .done
  int 10h
  jmp lop
.done:
  jmp .done

msg db "gas and ban pedos", 0Dh, 0Ah, 00h

# ? Jul 28, 2023 09:03

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

orange juche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUIGH0zbac4

Matthew McConaughey is asking the real questions.

So does that not count as promotion in terms of crossing a picket line?

# ? Jul 28, 2023 10:33

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Soul Dentist posted:

So does that not count as promotion in terms of crossing a picket line?

Pretty sure it's AI voice synthesis (which is part of what is being picketed!). If you have enough voiceover of Matthew McConaughey speaking you can make him say anything. Or Auralnauts paid him a pot of money via Cameo or whatever to do the VO.

Youtubers do voice synthesis for the memes, production studios want to do voice synthesis to stop paying actors and actresses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfQVZHmArA

orange juche fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Jul 28, 2023

# ? Jul 28, 2023 10:39

Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Soul Dentist posted:

So does that not count as promotion in terms of crossing a picket line?

From the Youtube:

Jonathan Nyberg as Matthew McConaughey: voiceactorguy.com / @voiceactorguy
Written, Score, Edit, Mixed by: Auralnauts

Just a guy doing a (real good) impersonation of his voice, I don't know if the Auralnauts have ever used AI voice synthesis in their stuff, it's usually varying qualities of impersonators.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 11:56

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Soul Dentist posted:

So does that not count as promotion in terms of crossing a picket line?

That's just looped footage of a Lincoln car commercial combined with either AI voiceover or one of the Auralnauts crew doing an impersonation.

ef; b

# ? Jul 28, 2023 12:04

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

shame on an IGA posted:

oh jesus that is the specific video that Josh Duggar was convicted over too. Saudi Prince Bonesaw, do the needful.

Duggar was looking at the Scully video too? Holy poo poo how do any copies of that horror show still exist?

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:04

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Subtle

https://twitter.com/Jesse_Brenneman/status/1684928436425367552?s=20

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:35

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Wait, which party is he campaigning for?

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:38

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Handsome Ralph posted:

Subtle
https://twitter.com/Jesse_Brenneman/status/1684928436425367552?s=20

lol wow 14 and 88 days really

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:42

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

A.o.D. posted:

Wait, which party is he campaigning for?

He's campaigning to split the Democrat ticket. There's a bunch of lies and obfuscation on that point so it's never stated, but that's the truth of the matter.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:43

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Well like usual the us gov did half the work to get there

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:45

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I hate that gently caress.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:48

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Handsome Ralph posted:

Subtle
https://twitter.com/Jesse_Brenneman/status/1684928436425367552?s=20

In case anyone is wondering, candidate protection (for those who qualify based on polling, fundraising, and some other stuff) doesn't start until 120 days before the election.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:51

Notahippie: Feb 4, 2003; Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Milo and POTUS posted:

to be honest a shotgun range in the middle of a downtown doesnt sound like a great idea

It's a terrible idea since especially in this case everybody's yards are just separated by chainlink fences. But she was extremely indignant that the town was changing so much that you couldn't just lean out of your kitchen door and pop off some rounds without somebody getting upset about it.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:29

OddObserver: Apr 3, 2009

McNally posted:

lol wow 14 and 88 days really

Taking after his grandfather's politics? (If I got the generation count right...)

# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:33

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006; Can't post for 7 days!

A shotgun range makes me think of skeet shooting, which especially requires some space down range.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:34

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

bird food bathtub posted:

He's campaigning to split the Democrat ticket. There's a bunch of lies and obfuscation on that point so it's never stated, but that's the truth of the matter.

It was really funny how the more RFK Jr talked, the more media would shoehorn him into their latest thinkpiece, and the more democratic primary voters would absolutely loving despise him.

Dude's probably going to lose to Biden in New Hampshire and Biden isn't even on the ballot.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:45

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1684254204091564039?t=ZxxyjL7t02mjRVoDjPBY-A&s=19

Oh joy

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:29

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

UNO.

UNO‽

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:34

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Bored As gently caress posted:

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1684254204091564039?t=ZxxyjL7t02mjRVoDjPBY-A&s=19

Oh joy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTMwOkhdgxs

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:36

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1684254204091564039?t=ZxxyjL7t02mjRVoDjPBY-A&s=19

Oh joy

I preferred when it was just a joke

https://twitter.com/mikebeauvais/status/1684286224721145858?s=46&t=TBi_iSImUmzjTxXAKsMEHw

I can�t decide if Werner Herzog Street Sharks or just Uno is a better punch line.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:36

Arrath: Apr 14, 2011

Lightning in a bottle? No! Cinematic universe or bust!

E:

Stultus Maximus posted:

I'm assuming it still is.

The box office takes will be :v:

Arrath fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 28, 2023

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:37

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

hobbesmaster posted:

I preferred when it was just a joke

I'm assuming it still is.

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:38

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

hobbesmaster posted:

I preferred when it was just a joke

https://twitter.com/mikebeauvais/status/1684286224721145858?s=46&t=TBi_iSImUmzjTxXAKsMEHw

I can’t decide if Werner Herzog Street Sharks or just Uno is a better punch line.

Remember in the eighties when they removed restrictions on advertising to kids?

Do you think that it's coincidence they keep re-rebooting 80's franchises, specifically?

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hollywood is so hilarious and every c suiter doesn't seem to understand what made barbie work other than TOYS. I'm gonna laugh if they enjoy a little success at the start though so they get way too deep and lose a fortune once the crossfire movie backfires

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:52

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Battleship was a memorable film

# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:54

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