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Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Arcade_(webcomic)

totally worthless

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel_(webcomic)

no wait

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatokyo

oh hold on

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(webcomic)

yes it actually has a wikipedia article :unsmigghh:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Hetalia Day [edit]

Fans of the series have spawned a yearly meetup titled "Hetalia Day" where fans gather at various locations to celebrate the series. The meetup started in 2009 and every year since then, coinciding with United Nations Day (October 24) or the weekend closest to it if UN Day falls on a weekday.[55][56]

i'm the two cited sources which are also the fifty-fifth and fifty-sixth in the article :v:

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

WAV posted:

The WAV format is limited to files that are less than 4 GB, because of its use of a 32-bit unsigned integer to record the file size header (some programs limit the file size to 2 GB).[26] Although this is equivalent to about 6.8 hours of CD-quality audio (44.1 kHz, 16-bit stereo), it is sometimes necessary to exceed this limit, especially when greater sampling rates or bit resolutions are required. The W64 format was therefore created for use in Sound Forge.

W64 posted:

This article is about the nuclear weapon. For the audio format, see WAV.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_throwing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ugh what do you mean there's a wikipedia page about my special sex move

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
it says throwing, not throwing up

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_mother

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
William Shakespeare used such a device in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens:

Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"



Also in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
there's a reason it's a classic

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

whole lotta motherfucking goin on in elizabethan england

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

William Shakespeare used such a device in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens:

Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"



Also in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons:

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

drat billy s with the sick burns

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Trig Discipline posted:

"Villain, I have done thy mother."

:monocle:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
people who haven't actually read shakespeare are always so surprised when they find out that he had a sense of humor :allears:

it's part of why his works are such classics in the first place hth

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Trig Discipline posted:

"Villain, I have done thy mother."

holy moley

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
what

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

people who haven't actually read shakespeare are always so surprised when they find out that he had a sense of humor :allears:

it's part of why his works are such classics in the first place hth

the whole trash-talking scene in the opening of romeo and juliett is pretty awesome

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

its weird the way some people think insults and fart jokes didn't exist before the 20th century.

roman graffiti is literally 50% cock drawings

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sweevo posted:

roman graffiti is literally 50% cock drawings

mlyp

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

File:Monster_Monpiece_gameplay.gif
The "extreme rub" system requires players to stroke both sides of the PlayStation Vita in order to seal the card and remove the clothing from the character in the card.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Sweevo posted:

its weird the way some people think insults and fart jokes didn't exist before the 20th century.

roman graffiti is literally 50% cock drawings

when I visited pompei I was with a group off a ship so of course the guide took us to a brothel first ancient porn? pretty similar to modern porn

also they had dicks carved into the pavement to show you the way from the port to the brothel because they knew how to run a port back then

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

FrozenVent posted:

when I visited pompei I was with a group off a ship so of course the guide took us to a brothel first ancient porn? pretty similar to modern porn

also they had dicks carved into the pavement to show you the way from the port to the brothel because they knew how to run a port back then

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_art_in_Pompeii_and_Herculaneum

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise



same

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Sweevo posted:

its weird the way some people think insults and fart jokes didn't exist before the 20th century.

roman graffiti is literally 50% cock drawings

this joke



has been traced all the way back to be found in diaries of shipbuilders from the boat trade in ancient egypt around ~2800BC

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Suspicious Dish posted:

this joke



has been traced all the way back to be found in diaries of shipbuilders from the boat trade in ancient egypt around ~2800BC

im the watermark that obscures the watermark

i'm also the business consultant

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I'm lolbing.com

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
lol bing indeed

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Suspicious Dish posted:

this joke



has been traced all the way back to be found in diaries of shipbuilders from the boat trade in ancient egypt around ~2800BC

yo i want to hear some of those jokes

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Suspicious Dish posted:

this joke



has been traced all the way back to be found in diaries of shipbuilders from the boat trade in ancient egypt around ~2800BC

i don't think they had programmers in ancient egypt :rolleye:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Cold on a Cob posted:

i don't think they had programmers in ancient egypt :rolleye:

the pyramid spaceships need software, idiot

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

the pyramid spaceships need software, idiot

:doh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

welcome to moon language wikipedia



strawberry jam on window pane

jam on caraway bread

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
felonious assault with a sproinging boner

sports
Sep 1, 2012

Just be happy you don't look like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Holkins
when you're 37 earth years in

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

The Remote Viewer posted:


Click here for the full 1491x807 image.


Someone made a detailed chart of which characters appear in which Police Academy movies.

https://www.wikipedia.org/The_OP

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetarians

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

holy poo poo hitler was a vegetarian omg :aaaaa:

also lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetarians#Disputed_vegetarians

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