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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Phthisis posted:

Nah, I just decided to finally take some pics around some old rusty railcars and bus near a bike path I take a lot in Baltimore.

That looks awesome. Also your creepin' game in this pic is strong! Keep up with the urbex pics, I love that em.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:32

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# ? May 28, 2024 08:38

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hard no. posted:

'dunno, I have a shirt that says I am the world's okayest sister....

I will be anybody's Aunty if they need one, I feel that I do a pretty good job. I am great at lifting by the feet, I do great small braids, I can teach you to ride a bicycle, convince you that baked tomatoes really are an okay thing, and we can sing Bob Seger songs together.

You should be Aunty Hard no. :colbert:

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:38

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

whiteyfats posted:

You should be Aunty Hard no.

I get a kick out of the whole family having to properly call me "Aunty Eddy". It is the greatest thing.
I would be proud to be PYF's Aunty Hard no.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:40

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:44

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

My aunts are fine, but they're not kick rear end awesome :colbert:

Your niece is lucky!

# ? Apr 17, 2017 22:57

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Hard no. posted:

can't be hosed to dress like a lady for family Easter, so I busted out a vintage Park Lane. That counts.

Edit: Rockstar Niece

Hope everyone had a Happy Easter!

Whoa wow this is a super cute and candid picture of you.

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:04

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My youngest niece is 4, and gettin' mouthy.

"Uncle whiteyfats, you're plump!"

:bahgawd:

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:23

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Thanks

I have been really unwell and didn't play as actively with her today as she would have liked, but we're still super best buds.

She's turning five in the summer. She doesn't like Other people being mouthy. I have told her to always talk about how she feels and to express herself.

"Grandpa, I feel that you are being mean by making those jokes, you should stop and be nicer instead."

Good job girlie! Now ask Grandpa for more chocolate!!

Teagan has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Apr 17, 2017

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:26

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One thing I've learned is that young children can dish out the honest truth but they sure can't take it

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:42

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

oldpainless posted:

One thing I've learned is that young children can dish out the honest truth but they sure can't take it

They say the only people you can trust to be honest is children and drunks

# ? Apr 17, 2017 23:57

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

One thing I've learned is that young children can dish out the honest truth but they sure can't take it

More like oldruthless

# ? Apr 18, 2017 00:00

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Me interacting with children

# ? Apr 18, 2017 00:03

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Hard no. posted:

Thanks I have been really unwell and didn't play as actively with her today as she would have liked, but we're still super best buds.

She's turning five in the summer. She doesn't like Other people being mouthy. I have told her to always talk about how she feels and to express herself.

"Grandpa, I feel that you are being mean by making those jokes, you should stop and be nicer instead."

Good job girlie! Now ask Grandpa for more chocolate!!

Awesome kiddo. Awesome auntie!

I wanted to take a selfie at work today, because it was my first day back in pretty much 4 months. I'm really tired, I got really weak and out of shape thanks to my illness and the day was taxing. But I really don't like my hair anymore, it's getting to be an ugly colour with a scary amount of grey showing up and I want to dye it before taking anymore photos.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 03:19

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Workplace selfie.

# ? Apr 18, 2017 16:52

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Who's your big fan?

:rimshot:

# ? Apr 18, 2017 17:01

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

New pupper new picture

# ? Apr 18, 2017 19:42

shipwrek: Dec 11, 2009; Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Hello from Cuba!

Also, new pupper looks awesome!

# ? Apr 18, 2017 21:41

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Vargatron posted:

Workplace selfie.

I am a big fan of maroon-reds, I think it suits you very nicely. And I swear, non creepy okay, it matches your lips, I bet it is a really nice result when you smile

Workplace smiles, even more rare than the workplace selfie!!!!

# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:36

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kitchner posted:

Who's your big fan?

Hard no. posted:

I am a big fan

Eerie

# ? Apr 19, 2017 03:56

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Eerie

Subconscious reinforcement. That is some Darren Brown poo poo right there.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 11:08

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

I just found this selfie from a couple years ago in my phone. I really miss that hair

(also that missing 40 lbs...)

Also I just noticed the pseudo acne bumps on my forehead. yeesh.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:40

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Work from home dogdad selfie

# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:46

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

So, is it a poodle or something? Spaniel? I am going to have to start making up breed names. At least give us a name to work with....

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Spandle?

Cock-poo?

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:09

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Simon is a cross between a Miniature Poodle and a Teddy Bear. I grew up with a Standard and want another one eventually but a Mini works better with my apartment life.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:13

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Hard no. posted:

I am a big fan of maroon-reds, I think it suits you very nicely. And I swear, non creepy okay, it matches your lips, I bet it is a really nice result when you smile Workplace smiles, even more rare than the workplace selfie!!!!

Unfortunately this environment hasn't been conducive to workplace smiles, but free coffee is quickly changing that trend.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:24

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

I just found this selfie from a couple years ago in my phone. I really miss that hair (also that missing 40 lbs...)

Also I just noticed the pseudo acne bumps on my forehead. yeesh.

The hair really is great! Do you wear it shorter now?

Fhqwhgads posted:

Simon is a cross between a Miniature Poodle and a Teddy Bear.

Simon is a qtpoo :3:

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:38

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

The hair really is great! Do you wear it shorter now?

Well, a bit after this photo I cut it to my chin or so, and colored it in areas of dark/light/blue (and a year later entirely blue!).

Right now its grown back to almost that length, but I have blue tips and the rest is almost black to not look tacky when the blue fades. I'm kinda torn about which colors i want... And that pic is really a testament to how light makeup is really what people mean when they say you look great "entirely natural!!" haha

# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:48

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

And that pic is really a testament to how light makeup is really what people mean when they say you look great "entirely natural!!" haha

Stop, you're giving away Girl Secrets! :byodame:

Blue and black sounds killer, but you have a really gorgeous natural color too and I'm jealous.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:17

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Thank you

_{but that color is slightly augmented with box blonde. My natural color is more dark blonde, like this:}

Watermelon Daiquiri has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Apr 19, 2017

# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:33

AphexMandelbrot: Mar 31, 2002; <img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-aphexmandelbrot.jpg" /><br />Subject to change.

Since the start of April I have:
- Dropped a toxic relationship with my ride-or-die trouble partner of 10 years after she decided it'd be neat to wreck my relationship right before moving to Germany.
- Dropped a toxic relationship with my high school best friend. That's around 17 years of friendship. He came back from Chicago practicing voodoo/hoodoo/whatever, thinks I've summoned a demon and that's why people get along with me, drew a knife on me because his voodoo isn't working fast enough -- and all of this while he eats around 200mg of Adderall / 10mg clonzipan a day washed down with grain alcohol. Since he won't seek help and all interactions are "I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING ME A JOB" -- I said, "gently caress this."
- Dropped my actual relationship of six years because it was abusive and we were lovely to each other. There were 40 dead rats frozen in the fridge next to the ice trays (she did herp stuff). They were thawed in the bathroom sink. The day before I decided I was done she tried to slap a cigarette out of my mouth in anger, I blocked with my hand, hand hit my nose and she said, "You wouldn't have hit your nose if you didn't put your hand up." Nope. We're all done here.

Since my ex and I knew each other for a year before the relationship, that puts me at around 34 years. I've dropped my age in friendships over two-ish weeks. This wasn't an e/n sidetrack: I'm doing pretty well. But here's the "Picture While Shoulders Deep in the rear end in a top hat of This Clustercuss" and the "Situations Cauterized, Let's Move Forward" contrast. I clean up OK.