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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I have a cat that bites me, scratches me, and dumps over my drinks just for the hell of it. It is still better then any dog, even ones that don't bite you to death.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the trick is to breed a pit with an english bulldog so its lazy af

a bullbull

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




theyre still offering me 50% off

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i heard all dogs go to heaven but lol there is no god

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rex-Goliath posted:

the us actually collectively told him to hang around, the electoral college told him to gently caress off :eng101:

better take :mmmhmm:

zeger mans is a numpty

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


triple sulk posted:

- great dane

i really really want a great dane but their short lifespans make me sad :(

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Pit bulls are the worst dogs because whenever they're mentioned they cause dumb derails like this

For real for a second I thought I was in GBS.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

WarMECH posted:

also: cat owners

your house smells like cat poo poo/piss even though you cant smell it. you have become immune to it but the rest of us can definitely tell.

I can still smell it I've just learned to appreciate it. It's like a fine wine.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i'm cool with cats and dogs but def a dog person. i'm allergic to cats but still like cats.

every cat i've ever had was and is an outside cat. when i tell people on the internet, (talking to people on the internet is a mistake, i know) some call me cruel for some reason

though being called cruel/dumb on the internet is how my usual interactions with the internet go even just google (jk, i use bing) searches lol

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Junkyard Poodle posted:

I think labadoodles are sweet. 3500 is a fair price

they sure are and that sure is :)

just hope they don't contract parvovirus or that cost will triple in the first year!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

pits bulls are fucken ugly

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lastgirl posted:

wit kinna dug wuid Trumpl own ye think

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I'm still drive thru angy about the Somalia thing guys. Each missile we lob into Somalia costs a couple million dollars. And we're cutting our aid budget to Somalia to an insane degree, which is all of like 20 million dollars or something.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


She's like a mom getting a kid to cop to a lie lol

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

i dont avoid the company of women but i uhh i do uhh... i do deny them my essence

according to one of yesterday's tweets, he does avoid them

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Inadequate Areolas posted:

For real for a second I thought I was in GBS.

thats why they want to merge with gbs~

but i asked what kinnae dug trump would own and i havent seen an answer, im tryin ok~

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



like gently caress man, cats dont' need to be coddled and cooped up in a house. i'm not cruel :smith:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Unperson_47 posted:


every cat i've ever had was and is an outside cat. when i tell people on the internet, (talking to people on the internet is a mistake, i know) some call me cruel for some reason


they're definitely mentally ill because inside cats are cruel

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

Republican Unity update:

https://twitter.com/dnewhauser/status/847454607852814337

[Tuesday caucus is 60-esh votes]

lol, so 60 for them and 30 for the Freedom caucus means that nothing happens without the dems, a.k.a nothing ever passes the house.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lastgirl posted:

better take :mmmhmm:

zeger mans is a numpty

Were you always this Gaelic?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


Failed and failing

I might forego my student discount just to spite Trump

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
SCOOP! Mike Pence won't play Tomb Raider in case he's trapped in a cave alone and his wife isn't next to him. that's some weird poo poo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

o ok there

hmm, its like a tarantula that makes webs???

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

To hell with interacting socially with half of the population. Its not like I could learn anything from them anyway.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!
The freedom caucus is the worst but I'm glad it exists???

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Unperson_47 posted:

like gently caress man, cats dont' need to be coddled and cooped up in a house. i'm not cruel :smith:

I am saving the lives of hundreds of birds.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

thats why they want to merge with gbs~

but i asked what kinnae dug trump would own and i havent seen an answer, im tryin ok~

doesnt matter as long as its white

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
did someone say gbs :q:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Al! posted:

did someone say gbs :q:

yeah

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

doesnt matter as long as its white

dalmations a no then innit?

saves kellyanne from shearing them aye

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Rex-Goliath posted:

i really really want a great dane but their short lifespans make me sad :(

Scottish deerhounds are the same size & live 10-15 years

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

o ok there

hmm, its like a tarantula that makes webs???

it's one of these without the face guard

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

did someone say gbs :q:

im gay

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:


but i asked what kinnae dug trump would own and i havent seen an answer, im tryin ok~



probly make some public servants take care of it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


4 bein straigt!!!!!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
im normal

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Unperson_47 posted:

like gently caress man, cats dont' need to be coddled and cooped up in a house. i'm not cruel :smith:

At the same time, people should make sure their cat isn't just roaming all over the neighborhood, killing birds and getting run over

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Why do we allow political hacks to overrule scientists????

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/847447770063556610https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/847447770063556610

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





sad







failing!

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