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Trillhouse posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81Rs-w3YMY I tried it for ~90 seconds first of all he sounds shaken, so lmao other than that he's just... not convincing anyway I'll let more hardcore masochists dissect the rest
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Gorman Thomas posted:How are they going to make a cheaper car on the 3/Y platforms. Replacing hardware/manufacturing costs with software can only get you so far on a loving vehicle. the same way they're making cheaper cars on the platforms now: gimp the hardware, skimp on manufacturing and finishing materials, have machines do what manual labor is actually better for, and also probably they'll compromise on safety by using fewer cameras
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Tesseraction posted:I tried it for ~90 seconds lol because of this i just listened to it for about 15 seconds, yeah he's shook then i turned it off because it's elon. i'll just read a summary later, i can read in 15 seconds what he says in 90 minutes
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Jose Valasquez posted:stop obsessing over daily stock changes jesus christ no
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It's funny that there is like zero talk about the Cybertruck. Their huge new flagship product and they're not even mentioning it.
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Jonny 290 posted:if it were any of the 89 days previous to this one we would probably agree with you there's no long term strategy for tesla and tesla being down 36% on the year instead of 40% on the year because some wall street rubes bought his bullshit isn't going to matter in the long run
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re: nukechat, while the science may be relatively straightforward, I think the actual construction is still way beyond anything Elon could manage. Uranium and particularly plutonium are really difficult to machine and tend to catch fire. once your plutonium is on fire, well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssH9o32CZtg
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knox_harrington posted:I think the actual construction is still way beyond anything Elon could manage. a truck is way beyond anything elon can manage and I'm 90% sure trucks are easier to build
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Trillhouse posted:It's funny that there is like zero talk about the Cybertruck. Their huge new flagship product and they're not even mentioning it. why would they? it's a loving joke, the thing falls apart if you look at it i'd bet there's no mention of the semi either, and it's working, it's up over $15 now:
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Beeftweeter posted:why would they? it's a loving joke, the thing falls apart if you look at it that still puts it below where it was a week ago TSLA started the year at $248
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Main Paineframe posted:that still puts it below where it was a week ago which blows my mind... there is absolutely nothing to justify a 10% gain in share price.
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re: stocks, remember: "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent". yeah it sucks that the number didn't go down that much today but remember: quote:144.68 USD / -27.95 (-16.19%) past month there have been countless signs tesla's current sales/revenue have been poo poo. one day does not a trend make
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DarkSol posted:which blows my mind... there is absolutely nothing to justify a 10% gain in share price. weird unintuitive swings happen all the time after earnings reports this is why everyone has been saying do not try to short tesla
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buy now while it’s cheap. it will be $2K any day now.
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DarkSol posted:which blows my mind... there is absolutely nothing to justify a 10% gain in share price. stock swings don't need reasons or justifications. it's a giant gambling parlor
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Zamujasa posted:re: stocks, remember: "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent". of course, this is all true. but it's not that the number didn't go down much, it's that the stock jumped 10.64% (as of this etc., not factoring in the 1.8% it closed up at) on worse than expected news, during a general downward trend that showed no sign of slowing. it's just weird
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Roosevelt posted:buy now while it’s cheap. it will be $2K any day now. maybe in ZWD...
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Beeftweeter posted:of course, this is all true. but it's not that the number didn't go down much, it's that the stock jumped 10.64% (as of this etc., not factoring in the 1.8% it closed up at) on worse than expected news, during a general downward trend that showed no sign of slowing. it's just weird it's not really weird at all. give it a few days and watch the overall trend
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Main Paineframe posted:it's not really weird at all. give it a few days and watch the overall trend you don't find this weird? really?
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if i was on the tesla investor call i'd ask elon to add a "degauss" button to the touchscreen, but also while thinking up this not that great joke, i realized a car with a big honkin crt embedded in the dash would be pretty sick
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Eeyo posted:wow thank you for this financial advice. gonna put about 50k into tesla shorts. guess i have egg on my face now
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Plank Walker posted:if i was on the tesla investor call i'd ask elon to add a "degauss" button to the touchscreen, but also while thinking up this not that great joke, i realized a car with a big honkin crt embedded in the dash would be pretty sick just claim they'll work even after a nuclear explosion (idc if it's true) and he'll put one in. wmd defense mode activate! (dies from raiders looking for vape cells)
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Plank Walker posted:if i was on the tesla investor call i'd ask elon to add a "degauss" button to the touchscreen, but also while thinking up this not that great joke, i realized a car with a big honkin crt embedded in the dash would be pretty sick '92 olds toronado trofeo 
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Jonny 290 posted:'92 olds toronado trofeo gently caress that rules
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Beeftweeter posted:you don't find this weird? really? no? the stock market is irrational, the tech stock market is extra irrational, and the meme stock market is pure irrationality everyone who cared about the numbers sold days ago, because it was common knowledge that the numbers were gonna be terrible meanwhile, all the ride-or-die Musk fanatics listened to the absurd promises Elon made during the earnings call, and then dialed up their brokers yelling "BUY BUY BUY" as soon as they'd finished washing the jizz out of their pants i don't care enough to listen to the earnings call, but a quick skim of $TSLA twitter shows that Musk talked about a robotaxi service, claimed Tesla was gonna license FSD to other major car manufacturers, and suggested that Tesla owners would be able to rent out their car's computing power to cloud AI services when the car isn't in use if you're dumb enough to believe that poo poo, then you're not gonna give a poo poo about today's numbers with so many amazing profit opportunities for Tesla just around the corner
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Main Paineframe posted:and suggested that Tesla owners would be able to rent out their car's computing power to cloud AI services when the car isn't in use lmao what
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quote:Colin Rush from Oppenheimer asks what could distributed inference unlock? gigawatts of computing power....
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Main Paineframe posted:meanwhile, all the ride-or-die Musk fanatics listened to the absurd promises Elon made during the earnings call, and then dialed up their brokers yelling "BUY BUY BUY" as soon as they'd finished washing the jizz out of their pants
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necrotic posted:where’s that from? a quick and dirty liveblog/transcript of today's conference call https://www.shacknews.com/article/139611/tesla-tsla-q1-2024-earnings-call-transcript
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Pinterest Mom posted:gigawatts of computing power.... just gotta get to the 100 million car level
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Main Paineframe posted:claimed Tesla was gonna license FSD to other major car manufacturers well, if they're going to do that, according to *checks notes* elon musk, the company is worthless
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wow, dipshits are still pretending tesla is worth something! i can't pretend i didn't have money in some of those dipshits, thanks to how the market works, but i can honestly say i tried not to be one of those dipshits free market =~ garbage people. gently caress em all
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is it good when the nodes of a high performance AI distributed computing network are all connected with residential wifi
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Pinterest Mom posted:a quick and dirty liveblog/transcript of today's conference call thanks! wanted to share but not without some kind of source.
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Juul-Whip posted:is it good when the nodes of a high performance AI distributed computing network are all connected with residential wifi it's potentially good for someone
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Pinterest Mom posted:a quick and dirty liveblog/transcript of today's conference call Even expecting the usual Muskery, they've got nothing. quote:Compares unsupervised FSD to how elevators work without operators now Lol. Lmao, even.
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Main Paineframe posted:Tesla owners would be able to rent out their car's computing power to cloud AI services when the car isn't in use called it
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Y'all need to stop getting worked up over minute to minute after-hours stock trading.
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Nitrousoxide posted:Y'all need to stop getting worked up over minute to minute after-hours stock trading. worry bout your own dang self
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