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FMguru posted:one of his genius ideas was to run the car assembly robots at 10x (or 100x) speed so that theyd build cars 10x (or 100x) as fast, simple as that was his secret sauce to make the boring company as well
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Beeftweeter posted:i watched like 20 seconds of this before turning it off, but christ the guy is just awful at public speaking and nobody is forcing him to do this. why does he still do it elon musk is a stupid man who thinks he's a genius at everything, op. this includes public speaking
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Endless Mike posted:shoulda stayed on the ozempic That's way above 260 lol
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This just in: Elon is 420 pounds as a nod to the meme community
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FlapYoJacks posted:That's way above 260 lol i think that's another metric/imperial error just like the odometer
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Lain Iwakura posted:bets on PWC's ability to audit this bespoke ERP system somewhere in my storage unit is a true artifact I bought at a government surplus auction: a late 90s server box with both Arthur Andersen and Sarasota County Sheriff asset tags
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EricBauman posted:i think that's another metric/imperial error just like the odometer He is certainly trying to get to 260 kilos
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FuturePastNow posted:he's too much mass to launch to Mars now Why do you think they had to build the Falcon Heavy?
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FuturePastNow posted:Baron Muskonnen my personal theory about his new interest in nukes is he watched dune and has been thinking about house atomics ever since
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rotor posted:i dont think having a sword is a crime in texas either threatening people with a sword or knife, though, is definitely a crime in both states. qirex posted:the SFPD being completely useless is a storied tradition going back at least a century and predating liberals or wokeness did u know? the average sfpd officer makes $216k per year and the highest paid one last year made over $650,000 (3/4 of it overtime)
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FuturePastNow posted:Baron Muskonnen More like Baron Muskhausen
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infernal machines posted:that man couldn't outrun a ham sandwich but he can outrun grimes!
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I refuse to believe that Musk pic is real, what the gently caress is he eating
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Gorman Thomas posted:I refuse to believe that Musk pic is real, what the gently caress is he eating Keep refusing
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Gorman Thomas posted:I refuse to believe that Musk pic is real, what the gently caress is he eating well, it's not, so good start, i guess
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Roosevelt posted:but he can outrun grimes!
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Gorman Thomas posted:I refuse to believe that Musk pic is real, what the gently caress is he eating $200,000 worth of goldbelly each week
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Roosevelt posted:$200,000 worth of goldbelly each week He doesn't strike me as a gourmand, more like $200 worth of Wendy's each week
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Gorman Thomas posted:He doesn't strike me as a gourmand, more like $200 worth of Wendy's each week chick-fil-a, based on his favorite posters
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i just clicked the "stutter cut" and did he really do a speach on a scene in some tesla back yard upen air poo poo? ohhh god you cant do that irl. not the open air but the bigass company pretending to be small. nope nope nope
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Carthag Tuek posted:im gonna say this in danish so it wont trigger any alarms: "i hope he dies (actual threat)" inshallah
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