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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

finally cleaned up and lubed up

The 5000 Page Thread: finally cleaned up and lubed up

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


norway came dead last

cv in shambles

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I wish America had a Eurovision. :(

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TIP posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: finally cleaned up and lubed up

Lubed yes, clean? I doubt it.

Hey, remember those "clean yes, germ no!" Lysol commercials?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

redshirt posted:

I wish America had a Eurovision. :(

I feel like this would be the event that leads to civil war if each state was sending stuff.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

I wish America had a Eurovision. :(

Like all the countries in the Americas? Or all the states in the United America?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



redshirt posted:

I wish America had a Eurovision. :(

kinda surprised no one has ripped it off for us yet with the states all competing against each other

seems like people would be into it

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Do you think if Miss America didn't exist people would be receptive to the idea today?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ruby Gloom posted:

norway came dead last

cv in shambles

Eh, they're a popular well established band that have been going for decades, with one of their more mediocre songs. They'll be fine. (And at least we don't have to host next year ...)

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Do you think if Miss America didn't exist people would be receptive to the idea today?

if miss america didn't exist and they made it now it would be a reality show and yes people would be into it

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Wow, this is the most broken up I've seen CV in, well, forever

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Computer viking posted:

Eh, they're a popular well established band that have been going for decades, with one of their more mediocre songs. They'll be fine. (And at least we don't have to host next year ...)

switzerland sucked

croatia forever

e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIBjarAiAVc

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ireland's entry was weird as hell and i am super here for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMq8ofCstMQ

plus it made the religious types over there very mad

(and if he saw a dentist, i would give that demon dude some kisses)

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Yeah, I quite liked the Irish song :)

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

ireland's entry was weird as hell and i am super here for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMq8ofCstMQ

plus it made the religious types over there very mad

(and if he saw a dentist, i would give that demon dude some kisses)

drat, was it broadcast that way? That's some impressive live camera switching if it was.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

drat, was it broadcast that way? That's some impressive live camera switching if it was.

oh yeah, eurovision is serious business

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.





fine I'll just make my own eurovision, with hookers... and blackjack!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


the only eurovision song that actually matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

the only eurovision song that actually matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZT1TOYIveU

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

:lmao: the Finnish entry

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Like all the countries in the Americas? Or all the states in the United America?

Maybe national competitions which crown an American representative, who goes on to compete against Canada, Venezuela, Nicaragua...

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

:lmao: the Finnish entry

i missed finland but this is how my mate steve described it to me:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

i missed finland but this is how my mate steve described it to me:



100% accurate

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

i missed finland but this is how my mate steve described it to me:



Was it glittered?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I feel I should be supporting Denmark since they're Canada's closest neighbor.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fartknocker posted:

Was it glittered?

i believe he was holding sparklers (in his hands not like... inserted in his dick) (glittered or otherwise)

if that counts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

i missed finland but this is how my mate steve described it to me:



Huh I had no idea jimmyjams was Finnish.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


my mistake it was sparkler hoses




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Huh I had no idea jimmyjams was Finnish.

:lmao:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Ruby Gloom posted:

my mistake it was sparkler hoses



Meh, it’s been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9oGkvpkefg

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


yall ever smoke weed?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


drugs are illegal and also make me need a 3hr lie down :mad:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i love to smoke weed all day long

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

drugs are illegal and also make me need a 3hr lie down :mad:

I suggest at least one 8 hour lie down every day

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


did you ever watch harold and the purple crayon as a kid?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


aubrey really loves it its so cute

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm at this local festival outside my apartment. It's mostly for kids. They have a little fire truck and little firefighter outfits for the kids to take pictures. Lol.


For some reason they keep playing Dreams by The Cranberries and What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh my god that little truck

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

SIDS Vicious posted:

did you ever watch harold and the purple crayon as a kid?

I read it. I didn't know there was a movie.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

SIDS Vicious posted:

oh my god that little truck

Right?

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