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booty pageant swapping out his everyday pocket protector for his gig pocket protector
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May 14, 2024 10:39
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I spent some time on quora before it went completely to poo poo - and it's fascinating how bad it looks to be now. I got the impression most of the "is it good for boy when girl suck his penis" questions are indian teens with limited internet experience (and perhaps behind heavy filtering). We've all been young and dumb on the internet, I guess. But even then I did not formulate my naive but horny questions as public forum posts. Of course most of current day quora seems to be AI spambots talking to each other, so who knows.
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May 14, 2024 11:36
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Computer viking posted:I spent some time on quora before it went completely to poo poo - and it's fascinating how bad it looks to be now. I got the impression most of the "is it good for boy when girl suck his penis" questions are indian teens with limited internet experience (and perhaps behind heavy filtering). We've all been young and dumb on the internet, I guess. But even then I did not formulate my naive but horny questions as public forum posts. back in my day we did it live in person in class I still remember back when I was like 8 or 9 the school nurse came in to give us the very first preliminary basic sex talk and also, of course, warn us about the dangers of AIDS at the end of the whole thing she asked if anybody had questions about AIDS or sex and I raised my hand and asked her what happens if you have to pee during sex she was very flustered but eventually said that you'd just stop and go to the bathroom but I pressed her on it, I was like, could you just go during sex? would they even notice? I don't think I could get a clear answer out of her after that point 
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May 14, 2024 11:47
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one of my friends who went to a different school said his first sex ed was very similar except the nurse handed out slips of paper so that kids could ask questions anonymously honestly whoever came up with that idea  she read and answered a few and then came to one she was having trouble understanding, "if a girl has sex with a doy would the baby be all hairy? uhh... ohhh, a boy, ok, well, that's actually the norm-" and she was cut off by some boy yelling out in a really exasperated tone "IT SAYS DOG, IF A GIRL HAS SEX WITH A DOG" and I think he said the nurse just ended the lesson right there and left
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May 14, 2024 11:55
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Ruby Gloom posted:booty pageant swapping out his everyday pocket protector for his gig pocket protector 911 i'm being doxxed and it's coming from inside my computer!!! - posted from BlackBerry
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May 14, 2024 12:08
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5kpt: back in my day we did it live in person in class
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May 14, 2024 12:09
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TIP posted:one of my friends who went to a different school said his first sex ed was very similar except the nurse handed out slips of paper so that kids could ask questions anonymously Oh that's either incredibly naive or an act of cackling evil genius against the poor nurses who had to answer the questions. Spectacular. 
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May 14, 2024 12:10
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I would like everyone to know that I will interrupt sex to go pee if I need to. I know it is some peoples kink to do otherwise and I'm ok with folks doing that, it's just not for me
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May 14, 2024 12:26
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Sex questions were not addressed until middle school but more seriously in high school in which Health Class was a mandatory half-year course. It included things like diet, drugs, sex ed, common diseases, mental health, etc. poo poo got super serious with STDs and heart disease. I don't think anyone peed in anyone else's mouth, although I might not be remembering it, it was a long time ago.
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May 14, 2024 12:30
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Wait, has the age old question even been answered: how is babby formed????
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May 14, 2024 12:32
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i just wanna say yeah needing to pee during sex is an inconvenience but the worst is when you are just full of farts and gotta hold em in then you're all done and like "jesus christ can you just fall asleep already so i can do 6 million farts in the privacy of my bathroom" 
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May 14, 2024 12:33
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Ruby Gloom posted:i just wanna say yeah needing to pee during sex is an inconvenience but the worst is when you are just full of farts and gotta hold em in then you're all done and like "jesus christ can you just fall asleep already so i can do 6 million farts in the privacy of my bathroom" men on the otherhand will impregnate your mattress with farts and just not give a drat
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May 14, 2024 12:34
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Ruby Gloom posted:i just wanna say yeah needing to pee during sex is an inconvenience but the worst is when you are just full of farts and gotta hold em in then you're all done and like "jesus christ can you just fall asleep already so i can do 6 million farts in the privacy of my bathroom" Wait, you're supposed to hold them?
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May 14, 2024 12:35
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Ruby Gloom posted:men on the otherhand will impregnate your mattress with farts and just not give a drat Oh, whew, ok, hahaha, I thought I was doing it wrong this whole time! Thanks, Ruby!!!!!
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May 14, 2024 12:36
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As a side note, guys love it when you fart in some positions during sex because it flutters thier balls
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May 14, 2024 12:37
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Oh, whew, ok, hahaha, I thought I was doing it wrong this whole time! Thanks, Ruby!!!!! it does require 1 (one) courtesy slice of pizza as an offering for it to be considered "acceptable" or if the fart is really funny ilovebeersooomuch posted:As a side note, guys love it when you fart in some positions during sex because it flutters thier balls some deep ILBSM lore is dropping today 
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May 14, 2024 12:38
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Ruby Gloom posted:
The Sacagaweea tribe would actually have a ceremonial reed fiber rope that was tied around the neck that would run down the back and have a second noose tired around the balls to lift them up and away from a lady's fart box
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May 14, 2024 12:44
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They also invented holofire
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May 14, 2024 12:48
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Some things guys love during sex: Farting Discussing state secrets Squarting Clipping toe nails Sonic vs Mario talk
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May 14, 2024 12:51
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I'm currently lurking in the /relationships and AMITA thread, I think I need to take a break
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May 14, 2024 12:53
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they think they're geniuses for doing semen retention but i'm about to go super saiyan by doing urine retention
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May 14, 2024 12:58
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I'm currently lurking in the /relationships and AMITA thread, I think I need to take a break its a good thread if you like insane 10 page meltdowns about cool whip
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May 14, 2024 12:59
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Some things guys love during sex:
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May 14, 2024 12:59
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TIP posted:
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May 14, 2024 13:02
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I'm currently lurking in the /relationships and AMITA thread, I think I need to take a break That thread is a fascinating trainwreck. I lurk there too and read new posts when I'm on lunch. It's both a fascinating glimpse into the minds of crazy people, and a helpful reassurance that I'm not doing so bad, my relationships could all be so much worse
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May 14, 2024 14:29
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I am old, and very wise. Gather round children, and ask ye questions. *strokes long beard
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May 14, 2024 15:21
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Some things guys love during sex: The fence is weak in sector 12
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May 14, 2024 15:21
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TIP posted:
STOP IT!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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May 14, 2024 15:21
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you guys posted 500 new thread titles and i'm too lazy to decide which one sorry 
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May 14, 2024 15:26
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The 5000 Page Thread: i'm too lazy to decide which one sorry
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May 14, 2024 15:28
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bagmonkey posted:you guys posted 500 new thread titles and i'm too lazy to decide which one sorry Sometimes I like posting thread titles because it's funny, I dont actually expect it to happen
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May 14, 2024 15:29
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The 5000 Page Thread: The 500 Title Thread
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May 14, 2024 15:32
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The 5000 Page Thread: The 500 Title Thread
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May 14, 2024 15:39
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The 5000 Page Thread: The 500 Title Thread drat thats a good one, thank you fam
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May 14, 2024 15:41
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Omfg it's only Tuesday.
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May 14, 2024 15:59
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Omfg it's only Tuesday. Taco Tuesday!
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May 14, 2024 16:09
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DorkusMalorkus posted:That thread is a fascinating trainwreck. I lurk there too and read new posts when I'm on lunch. It's both a fascinating glimpse into the minds of crazy people, and a helpful reassurance that I'm not doing so bad, my relationships could all be so much worse it's a fascinating insight into people who don't wash their asses
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May 14, 2024 16:33
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Are we really using "fascinating" appropriately here
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May 14, 2024 16:45
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I realized upon re-reading my comment that I used "fascinating" twice I can see how that would be annoying 
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May 14, 2024 17:00
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As penance I will share this photo I took over the weekend 
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May 14, 2024 17:03
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