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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

i have a weird question to ask but i'm curious

how many of your friends and family actually know what you do for a living? Not like, oh bagmo works in IT! but like bagmo works on CMDB and ITSM stuff for a living

None. Beer Jr has the best understanding


E:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 15:03 on May 15, 2024

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:

i have a weird question to ask but i'm curious

how many of your friends and family actually know what you do for a living? Not like, oh bagmo works in IT! but like bagmo works on CMDB and ITSM stuff for a living

if i asked my dad what my job is he would say "meetings"
if i asked my mum she would say "you work for the council"

i have been doing this job for 8yrs and at no point have ever worked for the council


redshirt posted:

I have two words: Marshmallow Vodka


I rest my case.

sorry you're mad about deliciousness :lofty:

it's actually the same brand of vodka as the BLUE DRINK i had last summer? the summer before? idk but i was cat sitting and it was blue drink heavy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

i have a weird question to ask but i'm curious

how many of your friends and family actually know what you do for a living? Not like, oh bagmo works in IT! but like bagmo works on CMDB and ITSM stuff for a living

0

E: make that 1, Mrs BAGS has a pretty good understanding

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

if i asked my dad what my job is he would say "meetings"
if i asked my mum she would say "you work for the council"

i have been doing this job for 8yrs and at no point have ever worked for the council

sorry you're mad about deliciousness :lofty:

it's actually the same brand of vodka as the BLUE DRINK i had last summer? the summer before? idk but i was cat sitting and it was blue drink heavy

I ain't mad Ruby, I'm happy for you!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i forgot, i'm cat sitting at the end of the month so hope y'all are ready for PENNY

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

i forgot, i'm cat sitting at the end of the month so hope y'all are ready for PENNY

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

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my dad sent me this, she's watching a tv show about vets :ohdear:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

my dad sent me this, she's watching a tv show about vets :ohdear:



How come the Wii is on

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How come the Wii is on

gotta have fast access to wii sports at ALL TIMES

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db0URjdOZNQ

love this commercial

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

my dad sent me this, she's watching a tv show about vets :ohdear:



Shes super toasty rn isnt she

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Shes super toasty rn isnt she

as my parents keep their house at a temperature best described as "a couple degrees cooler than the surface of the sun" that cat is 100% illegally toasty rn

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

my dad sent me this, she's watching a tv show about vets :ohdear:



I appreciate displaying the paperweight collection but worry about the placement. I would be kicking those things around the room by accident twice a day.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

as my parents keep their house at a temperature best described as "a couple degrees cooler than the surface of the sun" that cat is 100% illegally toasty rn

My Dad brags about how he never set the temperature in the house above 15°C when I was growing up.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I appreciate displaying the paperweight collection but worry about the placement. I would be kicking those things around the room by accident twice a day.

A man can store his crystals wherever he drat well pleases :colbert:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

my dad sent me this, she's watching a tv show about vets :ohdear:



nah, penny is pondering her orbs :orb:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fartknocker posted:

nah, penny is pondering her orbs :orb:

porbs

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Say “penny’s orbs” fast enough and it’s “penis orbs”, aka balls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

fartknocker posted:

Say “penny’s orbs” fast enough and it’s “penis orbs”, aka balls

See? This is the kind of innovative and outside the box thinking you only get right here in the 5KPT

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

See? This is the kind of innovative and outside the box thinking you only get right here in the 5KPT

the most balls focused thread on the forums

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

the most balls focused thread on the forums

:hai:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIEPKEhE2s

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


Canadian comedian Brent Butt did a bit about this. It's kind of surreal.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

fartknocker posted:

Say “penny’s orbs” fast enough and it’s “penis orbs”, aka balls

Son of a bitch, it works. It really works!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Skate Dog & Scuba Cat in:

Something Fishy at The Aquarium

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

redshirt posted:

Skate Dog & Scuba Cat in:

Something Fishy at The Skatequarium

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Oh poo poo! New Bobby Fingers!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I fuckin love Bobby Fingers, I'm saving this for tomorrow
Thx fartknocker

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Skate Dog & Scuba Cat in:

Something Fishy at The Skatequarium

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

All skates all the time

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



he was a sk8r boi

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

he was a sk8r buoy

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

He was a boy
She was a fish
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk
She wasn't a ray
What more can I say?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I'm taking antibiotics and it's upsetting my tummy :(

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Skate or Die!

Unless you're Steve Irwin I guess.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Skate or Die!

Unless you're Steve Irwin I guess.

Freaking savage

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I appreciate displaying the paperweight collection but worry about the placement. I would be kicking those things around the room by accident twice a day.

I'm the collection of battery-operated candles that all MUST GO ON AT THE SAME TIME

Surprised there isn't a box of Peanut Butter Bastards on the coffee table

Ruby Gloom posted:

the most balls focused thread on the forums

The forums are stored in The Orbs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

...and introducing MC Rap Parrot

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I haven't listened to The Nation of Ulysses in too long.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sorry i havent posted much ive had crazy dogs all week and also been GAMING

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