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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Captain Log posted:

Why is a chubby boxercise mom on my television?

To win.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Mayo ain't got no standup but her grappling is pretty decent for someone making their pro debut.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Le Saboteur posted:

Mayo ain't got no standup but her grappling is pretty decent for someone making their pro debut.

Graphic said she had like 10 ammy mt fights at the beginning

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yo, thats some Matt Mitrione level eye swelling.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
This was a surprisingly good fight.

I can see you. I can see you. I can see. I can see.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In other Emelianenko news

Aleksandr got released from prison early for good behaviour, so he spent a total of two years behind bars for rape and kidnapping, a few months back.

He just signed to Akhmat MMA, aka the literal children Chechen MMA org run by war criminals who most recently beat the poo poo out of Fedor's daughter in public.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
i can see too , big deal.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Her pleading to fight is kind of heartbreaking.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
well that was a bummer of an endign

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I like when the doctor does his job.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
she doesnt need to worry cos that fight was really good anyway

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

She made me a fan. Ortega, Ortega, Ortega. Won't forget it now.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Its looking like Valerie Letourneau and some other UFC 115ers on their way out might be heading to this division so it could have some cool fights.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Captain Log posted:

She made me a fan. Ortega, Ortega, Ortega. Won't forget it now.

Arteaga?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Just in case some newbies are following this - fake Joe Rogan is an offensively bad commentator. He is literally wrong multiple occasions every card.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Captain Log posted:

Just in case some newbies are following this - fake Joe Rogan is an offensively bad commentator. He is literally wrong multiple occasions every card.

He is purposely trying to sound like Rogan, right?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

The Human Crouton posted:

He is purposely trying to sound like Rogan, right?

I know nothing about Jimmy Smith but it sure as gently caress seems like his brand is directly lifted from Rogan. Regardless, he is awful.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Babushka Translator

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Lid posted:

He just signed to Akhmat MMA, aka the literal children Chechen MMA org run by war criminals who most recently beat the poo poo out of Fedor's daughter in public.

I never got the English news about that -- the people who assaulted Fedor's daughter were described as "Slavic" as opposed to Caucasian, the nuance of which was lost on me. Kadyrov denounced the attack, which I doubt he had to do to keep up appearances. In any case, no article I saw implied it was Kadyrov who ordered that.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The Kongo groin shot count is at 1.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That was a fun clinch to end the round.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kimbo305 posted:

I never got the English news about that -- the people who assaulted Fedor's daughter were described as "Slavic" as opposed to Caucasian, the nuance of which was lost on me. Kadyrov denounced the attack, which I doubt he had to do to keep up appearances. In any case, no article I saw implied it was Kadyrov who ordered that.

When you refer to someone as Slavic in Russia it means someone from the Caucuses. As for the denouncement it was only after Fedor deleted his criticisms following the attack and he tried to claim it was a false flag to incite ethnic hatred so take that for what you will.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



This doesn't seem like a very even fight.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Lid posted:

When you refer to someone as Slavic in Russia it means someone from the Caucuses. .

I see. What are what people who westerners would consider Slavs called?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Are those matburn scabs on Oli Thompson's feet? :gonk:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
gently caress Kongo. Almost gets dropped a few times by a weightlifter then shows the finishing instinct of a sea cucumber.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Wait, what is our new main event?

Nm. Patricky Pitbull vs Josh Thompson

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Feb 19, 2017

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


wilderthanmild posted:

Wait, what is our new main event?

The Punk vs Pitbull

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol Thomson got seriously hosed up.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Thomson looked terrible. Just mindlessly switching stances and going for the same takedown till he got timed.

Edit: that collision of heads probably didn't help either.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Gnarly uppercut.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I don't like Josh Thomson so that was nice to see

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Just in case you didn't notice mid-broadcast, Chael is setting up a fight with Fedor. Just wanted to go ahead and let everyone know.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Captain Log posted:

Just in case you didn't notice mid-broadcast, Chael is setting up a fight with Fedor. Just wanted to go ahead and let everyone know.

given the chance, i too would poo poo talk fedor in hopes of making a lot of money by losing to fedor

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

given the chance, i too would poo poo talk fedor in hopes of making a lot of money by losing to fedor

Chael's "visits" to LHW have been bad. I support my main man getting paid, but Fedor will kill him.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Captain Log posted:

Chael's "visits" to LHW have been bad. I support my main man getting paid, but Fedor will kill him.

everyone knows this, including chael

also coker, so it might actually happen

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah I think Thomson got seriously stunned on that clash of heads because it happened right on his chin and that was that from there.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/titoortiz/status/833104458351468545

knew it

Bumpy Johnson
Oct 9, 2012


Lid posted:


knew it

:ortiz:

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MXmLCMj-8&t=500s

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