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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Just to be clear, I would of course support my sister UNLESS she did something truly criminal and then, maybe, I don't know. Case by case basis.

Family, you know?

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

lol I know. She didn't get in any trouble from it, so it was all worth it.

Why would anyone get in trouble for fund raising? :dadjoke:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Just to be clear, I would of course support my sister UNLESS she did something truly criminal and then, maybe, I don't know. Case by case basis.

Family, you know?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

She did steal a car though - a classmate's. Drove it from the parking lot down to the BK and dumped it, for whatever reason.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Is this one of those stories that eventually ends in tragedy? :ohdear:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Is this one of those stories that eventually ends in tragedy? :ohdear:

No, if it were I might have acted differently. Just some dumb high school lark, the foolish girl. I always feared the shadow of my reputation haunted her, and caused her to be especially dumb.

*strokes long beard

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

She did steal a car though - a classmate's. Drove it from the parking lot down to the BK and dumped it, for whatever reason.

This sounds very much like poor teen judgement I'm rather familiar myself

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Well, she stole a car, got involved with some troubled teens and yadda yadda yadda most of Neo Tokyo was destroyed by some singularity created by a giant mass of flesh

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i learned a cool word today

pedipalps

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

i learned a cool word today

pedipalps

Animals have a lot of cool names for random parts

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

This sounds very much like poor teen judgement I'm rather familiar myself

Yeah it was nothing serious, but it's a good example how our world works. Because of me, I guess, she got in no trouble at all. Maybe if she did not have such an awesome brother, she would go to jail - for real. Stupid high school bullshit stuff that the Cops "choose" to take seriously and ruin someone's life.....

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

i learned a cool word today

pedipalps

:ohdear:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I like to say caudal peduncle

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Animals have a lot of cool names for random parts

Cloaca

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I owned the entire town's police department as a high school kid, some real Ferris Beuller poo poo.

My sister was Jeanie, I get it! I do! I tried to be accomodating....

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I like to say caudal peduncle

mostly we just called him uncle gary

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Yeah it was nothing serious, but it's a good example how our world works. Because of me, I guess, she got in no trouble at all. Maybe if she did not have such an awesome brother, she would go to jail - for real. Stupid high school bullshit stuff that the Cops "choose" to take seriously and ruin someone's life.....

Cops.... not even once

For real tho, everyone is an idiot at one point or another. It comes down to 1) how much of an idiot, 2) whether you get caught being an idiot

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

For real tho, everyone is an idiot at one point or another

Uh, when does that point end? Asking for a friend.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I like to say caudal peduncle

My cousin had to take amoxicillin for that

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

The Nodes of Ranvier!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

The Nards of Ranvier!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

Uh, when does that point end? Asking for a friend.

It's pretty open ended according to my own personal observation

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

mostly we just called him uncle gary

No that's convict peduncle.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i will never stop being an idiot and no one can make me

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

i learned a cool word today

pedipalps

don't ask for the context of why she learned this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Cops.... not even once

For real tho, everyone is an idiot at one point or another. It comes down to 1) how much of an idiot, 2) whether you get caught being an idiot

For real though, with a lot of the High School BS stuff, it's if "The System (school, police, town, etc...)" choose to deal with you. Is it harmless high school stuff with no real consequences other than a talking to and stern looks? Or is it jail time? Like, big difference, right? Not every school kid gets to choose.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

don't ask for the context of why she learned this

TIP WAS SCARED TO GOOGLE "HOW DO SPIDERS gently caress"

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

i will never stop being an idiot and no one can make me

-Last words of Ruby Gloom, goon and devoted 5KPT poster. Taken from us when she insisted on hugging a very cute but territorial snow leopard.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

-Last words of Ruby Gloom, goon and devoted 5KPT poster. Taken from us when she insisted on hugging a very cute but territorial snow leopard.

my last words would actually be


Ruby Gloom posted:

TIP WAS SCARED TO GOOGLE "HOW DO SPIDERS gently caress"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

One of my true little passions in life is telling my parents about these huge parties I had in their own homes that, to date, they had no idea about.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

TIP WAS SCARED TO GOOGLE "HOW DO SPIDERS gently caress"

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

I'm pretty sure TIP is more of a horseshoe crab man himself

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

TIP WAS SCARED TO GOOGLE "HOW DO SPIDERS gently caress"

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

luckily ruby had her normal spider sex tab open, she just had to look up some words so she could describe it

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
helloo fam

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i got the dicks gang tag now ha ha ha

one sefc and i will show you what I did yesterday

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

luckily ruby had her normal spider sex tab open, she just had to look up some words so she could describe it

pedipalpin' 24/7 baby

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Do Spiders have cloacae?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

i got the dicks gang tag now ha ha ha

one sefc and i will show you what I did yesterday

:lmao: jesus christ

How did it go from people complaining about someone's av to living across the forums?!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
we removed some fencing, here's the before




here's after. the arrow is a gate that goes to my neighbors yard




and finally what we've all been waiting for!!!!! here is my new bride Elvira the dog, she loves me more than anything in the world

https://i.imgur.com/ce9QTfh.mp4

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:

i got the dicks gang tag now ha ha ha

this is a frot situation :ohdear:

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Do Spiders have cloacae?

I think the have either 6 or eight of them.

Or maybe thats legs, one of those

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