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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Leroy Diplowski posted:

Guys, Please, PLEASE talk me out of this.



If I wasn't married 23-years with a kid in college, we'd be discussing duelling terms over the right to buy this.

So there.

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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Leroy Diplowski posted:

Guys, Please, PLEASE talk me out of this.

You're in the wrong place, buddy. We're enablers.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Octopus Magic posted:

Lamborghini Countach replica - $8000 (Houston)

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/3685866897.html



What part of this "car" says "$5500" to you?

Love the "I left this car outside in the elements forever and ever, just throw a new interior in it no problem".

On that note:


Yeah that looks safe


http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/hot-rods/auction-586026605.htm

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Please, someone convince me that I am not, in fact, gazing at a piece of marine plywood. As a structural member in an automobile.

Please.

NinjaTech
Sep 30, 2003

do you have any PANTIES
It's practically a Morgan.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Motronic posted:

You're in the wrong place, buddy. We're enablers.

Well, I e-mailed the guy. I think I'm going to buy it with the business funds and use it as the company car for my candy shop. That way I can write it off on my taxes.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Think of how many people will see your vinyl wrap when you're broken down on the side of the road!

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


VideoTapir posted:

Think of how many people will see your vinyl wrap when you're broken down on the side of the road!

And selling nummy candies out of the trunk! It's better than a white van for sure!

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

VideoTapir posted:

Think of how many people will see your vinyl wrap when you're broken down on the side of the road!

I already daily drive a fiat spider. Breaking down on the side of the road is my "me time"

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Leroy Diplowski posted:

Well, I e-mailed the guy. I think I'm going to buy it with the business funds and use it as the company car for my candy shop. That way I can write it off on my taxes.

You probably already know this, but there are rules about exactly how you can use and write off a company car. Be sure you know them.

I wonder what the capital depreciation table on a '74 MGB-GT looks like.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Leroy Diplowski posted:

I already daily drive a fiat spider. Breaking down on the side of the road is my "me time"

This is a genius idea for selling old British cars to married men in America. Just find a way to conveniently deny cell coverage and you're set. All kinds of people would love an excuse to escape from the always-on world and a car that's broken down more than its running is just the answer.

Well, as long as it breaks down after you start driving it, not before.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

Just find a way to conveniently deny cell coverage and you're set.

Lucas electronics. Just plug the phone in for charging and I'm sure it will get nuked along with everything else.

BigHouseOfBooty
Nov 13, 2012
http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2001-Saab-9-5-Aero-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ479204270


drat this looks awesome, how reliable are these cars? Are they expensive like bmws?

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


I think that's in the sludge era and if it doesn't have some really good maintenance records it should be avoided. The SAAB thread has a lot of info on those cars if you dig around a bit.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Leperflesh posted:

You probably already know this, but there are rules about exactly how you can use and write off a company car. Be sure you know them.

I wonder what the capital depreciation table on a '74 MGB-GT looks like.

0,0,0,0...

http://taxes.about.com/od/deductionscredits/qt/car_expense_ded.htm

If this is right, he should be able to deduct maintenance. I'm guessing in terms of separating out personal use, mileage would be easier, but that's not going to save him much, is it?

BigHouseOfBooty
Nov 13, 2012

Galler posted:

I think that's in the sludge era and if it doesn't have some really good maintenance records it should be avoided. The SAAB thread has a lot of info on those cars if you dig around a bit.

Thank you, never bothered to look in that thread. These seem like a nightmare.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009




'Bluebook is $12k, but since I've done a lot of random questionable poo poo to it I think $14.5 is fair'

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Cashmere leather? What, is it furry?

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

http://tuscarawas.craigslist.org/cto/3768468287.html



This is sweet and I want it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Quantrill posted:



This is sweet and I want it.

Talk to is wife instead of him and I bet you can get it for $3k. That price is on the high side.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

NinjaTech posted:

It's practically a Morgan.

LOL Love that they'll never go away from wood frames completely.
Having seen where they rot/dry rot in person is actually pretty interesting.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



If you buy it, please be sure to remove three letters from the side decal so that it reads 'rear end cruiser'.

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/3699751701.html



A cross-post from kastein's thread. I would jump on this if it was closer to me, or I had the time to go there and back.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3717626267.html



I know the guy selling this and he looks exactly like you would expect.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3717626267.html



I know the guy selling this and he looks exactly like you would expect.

No Fords.

I'm guessing half his fleet of dilapidated Chevy's have Calvin pissing on a blue oval stickers on them.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")
No, he's a late 20's stoner-metal guy with long hair and a scraggly beard. You can get an idea from the stickers all over the back window and the little skeleton hanging from the rear bumper.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
I should click on links more. :suicide:

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.


I've never actually seen one listed before...kinda want...

Strawberry
Jul 20, 2005

here is no why
:psyduck:

Dake Darkstalker
Mar 11, 2013
That lambo is awesome. Its like a inside out woody.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3717626267.html



I know the guy selling this and he looks exactly like you would expect.

I kinda want, but am curious about a) the asking price; and b) if it has any interior at all behind the front bench seat.

Rontalvos
Feb 22, 2006

blk posted:



I've never actually seen one listed before...kinda want...

If I had a real job I would own a yellow vehicross to complement my subaru outback and my eventual delorean to round out my collection of insane cars.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Vehicrosses never made it to Canada (although they would have been perfect here, our bumper laws prevented them from being imported until recently). I saw one the other day and couldn't stop staring at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoylQOpSC7k

It still has a lot of cool features. Semi-remote reservoir shocks! Torque vectoring!

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 1, 2013

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Here is a special buy for someone. I'd buy it right now if I had the spare cash, but I've always liked the TurboCoupe.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/88-Tbird-ultra-low-miles-original-turbocharged-Bucket-Seats-center-console-/360647752018

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

Here is a special buy for someone. I'd buy it right now if I had the spare cash, but I've always liked the TurboCoupe.

The real question here is why that car even exists (meaning that specific one because of the low mileage). Did someone buy that as some manner of misguided investment? Has it been sitting in a garage for 25 years over a probate dispute?

Just doesn't make any sense to me.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Motronic posted:

The real question here is why that car even exists (meaning that specific one because of the low mileage). Did someone buy that as some manner of misguided investment? Has it been sitting in a garage for 25 years over a probate dispute?

Just doesn't make any sense to me.

And of all the cars to preserve, Ford made a bunch of TC's back then and they sold pretty well.

I might actually try to buy it, I really want a Turbo Ford and SVO's are too drat expensive.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I want this so bad:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/746924-fs-1981-931-carrera-gt-replica.html

Motronic -- are the 924 turbos a disaster?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

kimbo305 posted:

Motronic -- are the 924 turbos a disaster?

They aren't very good, especially the pre '79 ones. They eat turbos like nobody's business. The nicest way I can describe the pre-79 turbo setup is "primitive". The S2 ones are better, but not by much.

The actual CGT/GTS ones have intercoolers and are much better. The problem here is that the parts are pretty tough to come by so keeping them on the road on any kind of budget could be a chore.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

drat that's a good looking car.

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BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
I would much rather have a 944 turbo if I have to hassle taking care of a Porsche.

Edit: Kinda gold..... http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/3778203161.html



Fix the little bit of rust and drive it around. The interior looks good and good on the miles. Figure an opti-spark replacement fix the rust and good to go.

BrokenKnucklez fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 1, 2013

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