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potee posted:What the hell is a "gander" anyway? It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it!
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T. Finninho posted:So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath! T. Finn this is awful. We don't want to hear about this!
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Mar 26, 2013 21:07
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Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink!
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Mar 26, 2013 21:12
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Well of course I noticed it too, with those ample breasts and those pouty lips, I don't have to tell you she was a knock-out!
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Mar 26, 2013 21:14
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And by the way, they're real. And they're spectacular.
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Mar 26, 2013 21:19
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Riosan posted:And by the way, they're real. And they're spectacular. What... what is this salty discharge?!
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Mar 26, 2013 21:20
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Yep, it says it right here. You ARE the Assman.
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Mar 26, 2013 21:44
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Jerusalem posted:Yep, it says it right here. You ARE the Assman. That's me, Jerry! I'm Cosmo Kramer--the Assman!
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Mar 26, 2013 21:47
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Don't Frank me! I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife! ... You think I don't know, Assman?!!
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Mar 26, 2013 23:05
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You want me to roll six thousand of these? What, should I quit my job?
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You want me to roll six thousand of these? What, should I quit my job? A job with the NEW YORK YANKEES!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You want me to roll six thousand of these? What, should I quit my job? I like sports. I could do something in sports.
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Mar 27, 2013 03:35
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Red posted:A job with the NEW YORK YANKEES! I'm busting Jerrry, I'M BUSTING
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Mar 27, 2013 04:50
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Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza?
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Billy Zane posted:Don't Frank me! I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife! "In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don't know what that's about? That's my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! Hmmph! I stopped short." I swore there was this stupid commercial a few years a go, that featured John O'Hurley having an inner dialogue about "Juju Fruits" during a guys job interview or something. I sincerely wish that it was in fact Elaine during a meeting, and the next scene would be at Monk's Cafe with her and Jerry discussing it. FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Mar 27, 2013 |
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Mar 27, 2013 06:11
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Riosan posted:I like sports. I could do something in sports. What about a talk show host?
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Mar 27, 2013 13:22
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Ehud posted:What about a talk show host? Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business but when you're on my set, you clean it up mister!
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Mar 27, 2013 13:47
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Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?
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Mar 27, 2013 14:10
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"Oh! Cotton Dockers!" edit: VVV Honestly that line is one of my favorites, it's perfect. Blimpkin fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Mar 27, 2013 |
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Mar 27, 2013 14:29
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You kept making all the stops!?
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Mar 27, 2013 14:35
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T. Finninho posted:Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected? 
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Mar 27, 2013 14:38
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Gyshall posted:You kept making all the stops!? You look like you're gonna... swing in on a chandelier!!
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Riosan posted:I like sports. I could do something in sports. Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
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Mar 27, 2013 15:57
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Keith Hernandez??!
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Gyshall posted:You kept making all the stops!? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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T. Finninho posted:Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected? Prognosis...NEGATIVE!
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Mar 27, 2013 16:45
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MINT WIZARD posted:Keith Hernandez??! I loathe him!
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Mar 27, 2013 16:46
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Jerusalem posted:Yep, it says it right here. You ARE the Assman. NO! I'm not The Assman!
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Mar 27, 2013 16:50
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I'm Keith Hernandez 
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Mar 27, 2013 17:38
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Jerry, he's a guy.
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Mar 27, 2013 17:56
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T. Finninho posted:Jerry, he's a guy. Don't you see?! He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
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Red posted:Don't you see?! He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!  Give my regards to Hinckley!
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Alter Ego posted:
Like we did in the 60s - takin' it to the streets! 
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Mar 27, 2013 18:22
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Someone just said "It's gold!" in a meeting and I instinctively said "Jerry!"
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Mar 27, 2013 18:47
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The Human Cow posted:I'm Keith Hernandez Nice game, pretty boy!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I loathe him! ...but I can't look away.
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Mar 27, 2013 19:36
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Alter Ego posted:
If I wasn't in these handcuffs.... 
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Jerusalem posted:If I wasn't in these handcuffs.... Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
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Mar 27, 2013 21:44
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My father is gay!
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Red posted:NO! I'm not The Assman! You're Batman.
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