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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


good solution louise but you have to take it futher if you want to make it reality... write the idea on a piece of paper, put it in your wishbox with an amethyst, and wish super hard every night for 77 days

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ill just tweet the opposite of reality in all caps, that's the ticket

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
I wonder if he's gonna buy OANN

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/JeffreyGuterman/status/820256055091429376

There are multiple people backing up the dossier. BBC has said this a few times now.

where that series of tweets of the Russian source from a russian company being found dead in his car?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Agrajag posted:

where that series of tweets of the Russian source from a russian company being found dead in his car?

Don't have the link but, in all honesty, this conspiracy is getting byzantine and hard to follow. I didn't quite get that completely.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

what he means is that guiliani is getting security briefings, making guiliani an intelligence insider

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


giving a shout out to that fox news ripoff

also corey ended up there

also who cares about facts

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/820258792193392640

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015


He's so mad, and he's not even President yet. This either ends with him breaking down and pissing on live TV, or nuclear war.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Astroclassicist posted:

He's so mad, and he's not even President yet. This either ends with him breaking down and pissing on live TV, or nuclear war.

Or both!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I like how OANN's Twitter description says "A credible source for national and international headlines." I feel like if you're a news organization that has to say you're credible, you're kind of not.

Reminds me a little of this Mr. Show skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Nichael posted:

Don't have the link but, in all honesty, this conspiracy is getting byzantine and hard to follow. I didn't quite get that completely.

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/820074049799852032

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/820090750901911553

quote:

Headquarter of Russia's state-owned oil giant Rosneft is seen through the jagged walls of Moscow's Kremlin. Ivan Sekretarev / AP
A top executive from Russia's state-controlled oil company, Rosneft, has been found dead in central Moscow, according to the Life.ru news site.

Oleg Erovinkin, Rosneft President Igor Sechin's chief of staff, was discovered in the back seat of a company Lexus by his driver, who alerted the emergency services.

According to Life.ru, the cause of death has not yet been determined. Officials from the Federal Security Service (FSB) have opened an investigation.

Later, Rosneft Press Secretary Mikhail Leontiev confirmed Erovinkin's death, saying that the 61-year-old had problems with his heart.

Oleg Erovinkin was appointed chief of staff for Rosneft by Vladimir Putin in May 2008. At the time, Sechin was serving as deputy prime minister.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Astroclassicist posted:

He's so mad, and he's not even President yet. This either ends with him breaking down and pissing on live TV, or nuclear war.

Mad King-Elect Trump

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
really amazing that the president elect loves to drink piss and betrayed the country for russia

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
doesn't work there anymore but for reference

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol OANN

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

or teaming with the washington times, a paper that has lost billions in being a pure right-wing propaganda rag

so what if we start getting unavoidable federal text messages saying chicago is sad!

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/820257572397715456

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


deadgoon posted:

really amazing that the president elect loves to drink piss and betrayed the country for russia

don't forget that he can't get an erection without thinking about Obama

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Von Sloneker posted:

doesn't work there anymore but for reference



the fact taht people take Toyota Camry seriously really makes me physically ill

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Vertical Lime posted:

or teaming with the washington times, a paper that has lost billions in being a pure right-wing propaganda rag

so what if we start getting unavoidable federal text messages saying chicago is sad!

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/820257572397715456

what's he referring to?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

rear end cobra posted:

He is pathological and should be examined by professionals

Trump should post in E/N.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/820255947956383744

return of :sad:


He mocked a crying mother and father of a dead soldier.

I totally forgot that happened and was the death knell of his campaign up the night of the election. man this election ruled

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Agrajag posted:

what's he referring to?

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/819977561467973633

you know the drill

bad report comes out on trump

trump: hey media, look over there

media: i am looking over there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think trump is racist

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

giving a shout out to that fox news ripoff

also corey ended up there

also who cares about facts

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/820258792193392640

He's so racist

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Yinlock posted:

kakistocracy kak·is·toc·ra·cy
noun
pl. kak·is·toc·ra·cies
Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.

peepeestocracy pee·pee·stoc·ra·cy
noun
p. pee·pee·stoc·ra·cies
Government by those with the most amount of piss in their bladder

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
lol check this

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/01/kompromat-trump-dossier/512891/

quote:

In January 1999, Prosecutor General Yury Skuratov was summoned to the Kremlin by then-President Boris Yeltsin’s chief of staff, who showed him a videotape of “a man who looked like” Skuratov frolicking in bed with two prostitutes. Then he asked Skuratov to resign, even though the prosecutor was in the middle of investigating Yeltsin’s administration for taking bribes from a Swiss firm trying to secure lucrative contracts for Kremlin renovations. It was a grainy tape and Skuratov would later say it was fake, but he submitted his resignation nonetheless.

quote:

When the Federation Council continued to resist the Kremlin, and Skuratov tried to go back to work as if nothing happened, the tape was played on TV again, this time on the program of the notorious media hit man Sergei Dorenko. Allowing children to see the tape, Dorenko said, would make it harder for parents to raise them patriotically; this was, after all, the prosecutor general of the Russian Federation, “not Mick Jagger, who can run around the beach with a naked behind.”

The tape is rumored to have been delivered personally to the head of RTR by “a man who looked like the head of the FSB,” who at the time was none other than Vladimir Putin.

quote:

In the spring of 2010, a Kremlin youth group called Nashi was apparently behind the release of a greatest hits sex reel. In it, various prominent members of the already sidelined, utterly irrelevant Russian opposition were seen cavorting with a prostitute nicknamed Moomoo, who had lured each of them into the same apartment, which was bugged to the hilt.

quote:

In the fall of 2016, though, the FSB delivered a more direct hit. As the squabbling Russian opposition was trying to consolidate into a coalition that might give it a chance in the parliamentary election in September—the opposition had but a single seat in the Duma—another videotape dropped. This one was of Mikhail Kasyanov, former prime minister and a controversial member of the opposition, in bed with another activist, trash talking everyone else they worked with. It wasn’t long before the coalition descended into recriminations and gossip, and, predictably, bombed in the parliamentary election. Now they have zero seats.

quote:

The incident revealed a key FSB tactic: The purported footage had been gathered before Hatcher had even begun work at the Embassy. The Skuratov tape seems to have been made nearly a year before it was shown to him, and months before he launched the corruption investigation that got him in trouble with Yeltsin and Putin. Moreover, according to the investigation conducted by Skuratov’s deputy, it seems the prostitutes were gifts, but from whom? In other words, the FSB kompromat operation is akin to a trawler, gathering anything and everything in its path, just in case anything good is down there. Or it puts chum in the water, and gathers the baited fish, too. It then stores it away for when the Kremlin needs just a slightly more forceful argument. I have no doubt that most every journalist and diplomat who has worked in Russia has such a file in his or her name, just waiting to be put to good use.

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jan 14, 2017

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

trump making GBS threads on civil rights hero john lewis might be the most heinous thing he's done so far

i think the gold star family thing is bit higher

this is pretty loving terrible though

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

euphronius posted:

I think trump is racist

euphronius posted:

He's so racist

um don't you think it's reverse racist to make accusations like that without even giving him a chance to govern

maybe we will know for sure once he's been in office for a term or two

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
oh no Trump's poo poo talking someone that his supporters don't know about, and if they did, they'd be against him

whatever will trump do if John Lewis's constituency turns against him

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPfadLWT64&feature=youtu.be&a= here's his source lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mastershakeman posted:

oh no Trump's poo poo talking someone that his supporters don't know about, and if they did, they'd be against him

whatever will trump do if John Lewis's constituency turns against him

i'm glad nothing looks bad about poo poo-talking a civil rights hero when his entire administration is being widely derided for being racist as gently caress

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




Chaffetz looks like Colin Hanks with Down Syndrome.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

What did this say?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

He is such a loving embarrassment.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lmebo trump expected the presidency to mean respect and unlimited strongman power and is gonna pitch an endless bitch abput it having infinitely more scrutiny and legal mandates and restrictions than being a low/medium rich private citizen does

hes signed up to lose control over his business assets and be the butt of four years of jokes

lmbwao

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Squizzle posted:

lmebo trump expected the presidency to mean respect and unlimited strongman power and is gonna pitch an endless bitch abput it having infinitely more scrutiny and legal mandates and restrictions than being a low/medium rich private citizen does

hes signed up to lose control over his business assets and be the butt of four years of jokes

lmbwao

Don't be a loving idiot

He will crush those who insult him and make billions from his Russian connections

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

BeOSPOS posted:

What did this say?

hm, it was about the Russian ambassador to Yemen being killed. It did say "unconfirmed" though, so I assume it was a false alarm.

e:
https://twitter.com/ARothWP/status/820262416516845569

lol at the only comment

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BeOSPOS posted:

What did this say?

another dead russian ambassador in yemen

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

He is such a loving embarrassment.

from the Col. Morris pinned tweet

https://twitter.com/Steven_Strauss/status/820280805859741696

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/820257714362314753

Uh, that's a typo. "Dossier" is meant to spell "Presidency". My bad.

- an Intelligence insider.

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