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DEATHBLOW! When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!
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haljordan posted:He totally stole that guy's luggage without a second thought. Glorious. The dude kinda had it coming expecting George to just stand around waiting for him to return at his leisure. As usual, George is technically in the right but goes about it in the worst way possible. Leave the luggage where it is on the street, don't steal it and then start wearing the dude's clothes!
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Mar 30, 2013 23:59
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WarEternal posted:DEATHBLOW! When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether! If a patient gets difficult, you quone him.
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Mar 31, 2013 00:00
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potee posted:If a patient gets difficult, you quone him. 
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Mar 31, 2013 00:07
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Now don't you two see... that you're in love with each other!
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Mar 31, 2013 00:13
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What are you going to do with the mattress? My old one sprung a leak! You have a waterbed? SAND. It's like sleeping on the beach.
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Mar 31, 2013 00:18
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I went clamming, and I forgot to hose off my boots.
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Mar 31, 2013 02:27
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Take it easy. There's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone.
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Apr 1, 2013 02:08
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There's enough juice here to keep us all fat and giggly.
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Apr 1, 2013 04:35
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potee posted:Take it easy. There's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone. I'm thirsty, anybody want a drink (.)(.)
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Apr 1, 2013 20:19
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Supreme Allah posted:I'm thirsty, anybody want a drink (.)(.) Oh, that's just potee driving home to New York in the middle of the night.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:37
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Supreme Allah posted:I'm thirsty, anybody want a drink (.)(.) Nice rack.
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Apr 1, 2013 20:58
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Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
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Apr 1, 2013 21:04
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Red posted:Oh, that's just potee driving home to New York in the middle of the night. They were mailboxes you idiot, I didn't have the heart to tell you!
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Apr 2, 2013 01:01
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potee posted:They were mailboxes you idiot, I didn't have the heart to tell you! The spotting a penny bit is a parody of Donald Pleasance in The Great Escape, right?
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Apr 2, 2013 01:31
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Jerusalem posted:The spotting a penny bit is a parody of Donald Pleasance in The Great Escape, right? Yeah, they mentioned it on the DVD in Notes About Nothing.
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Apr 2, 2013 02:15
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Kramer, my friend, that is one ripping good yarn.
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Apr 2, 2013 05:41
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Not only that, I broke his thumbs! 
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Apr 2, 2013 12:53
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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Apr 2, 2013 15:43
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David, you’re a salesman now - and the high-five is......it’s very grease monkey.
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Apr 2, 2013 17:27
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm watching you, too. But this guy's really showing me something!
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Apr 2, 2013 19:11
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Red posted:Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm watching you, too. 
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Apr 2, 2013 19:21
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Apr 2, 2013 19:43
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What have you been doing, I've been smacking myself senseless. People think I'm a mental patient.
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Apr 2, 2013 20:00
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WHO? WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THE RRRRRIBBON?! 
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Apr 2, 2013 20:14
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AbstractNapper posted:What have you been doing, I've been smacking myself senseless. People think I'm a mental patient.  Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say, "Enjoy the show.". Red fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 2, 2013 |
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Apr 2, 2013 23:22
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This seems capricious and arbitrary!
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Apr 2, 2013 23:35
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"Vincent is an art house goon". Vincent probably posts in CD doesn't he?
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Apr 3, 2013 01:25
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FuzzySkinner posted:"Vincent is an art house goon". Gene's trash.
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Apr 3, 2013 01:40
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clockworx posted:Gene's trash. I'm Gene.
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Apr 3, 2013 01:42
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I can't really blame Elaine, that tire thing is memorizing. How it do that?! Also, I've been sexless for months, and I also don't know no Portuguese. AND I'm a dude, so I should be operating under the "Cauliflower" theory, not the "Bags of trash" theory.
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Apr 3, 2013 02:22
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Ehud posted:This seems capricious and arbitrary! Your fly's open.
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Apr 3, 2013 04:09
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Rugged? The man's a goblin.
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Apr 3, 2013 05:26
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DrBouvenstein posted:not the "Bags of trash" theory. "To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up" is one of the best things Jerry Seinfeld has ever said in his lives, fictional or otherwise.
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Apr 3, 2013 06:47
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Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. *homerun* It's not complicated.
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Apr 3, 2013 13:32
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Rugged? The man's a goblin. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
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Apr 3, 2013 13:51
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Ehud posted:Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. We won the World Series.
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Apr 3, 2013 14:07
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Pierce and Pierce posted:We won the World Series. 
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Apr 3, 2013 14:08
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Ehud posted:Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. Heh. Well, you screwed me again, Costanza.
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The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on, she's a menace to society.
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