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is that elon?
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:00 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 02:15 |
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lol wearing all black, in a black wrapped cybertruck, in silicon valley. do the make these guys in a factory or something over there? Jobs has been dead for years!
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:04 |
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oh no it went off road
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:05 |
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quote:Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:10 |
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Trillhouse posted:lol wearing all black, in a black wrapped cybertruck, in silicon valley. do the make these guys in a factory or something over there? Jobs has been dead for years! lol i wonder if that's the same one i saw the other day up on 19th. flat black wrap all over. it was already wrinkled on the tailgate and looked like poo poo.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:23 |
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wsj posted:Elon Musk’s bedtime routine is giving him nightmares.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:54 |
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Lol you can apparently get a special promo rate on a new model y that if you buy one before the end of the month Tesla will give you a 0.99 apr rate. Whoever called them being desperate to clear inventory and juice numbers before the stock vote come on down
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:09 |
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Sagebrush posted:lol i wonder if that's the same one i saw the other day up on 19th. flat black wrap all over. it was already wrinkled on the tailgate and looked like poo poo. "after all, how many steve job clones driving cybertrucks could there be in san francisco?" he said, nervously.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:13 |
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Trillhouse posted:"after all, how many steve job clones driving cybertrucks could there be in san francisco?" he said, nervously.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:22 |
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Cybertrucks keep showing up on cars and bids and I saw one the other day for 150k on Seattle Craigslist. He made it clear proof of funds would be required before any showing
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:23 |
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gotta liberate the universities from the poison of thoughts coming from universities idk about anyone else but mostly what I did at university was drinking and maths and I was bad at the maths part. in fact, the attitude of me and my peer group to such controversial topics as "don't make rape jokes" got much better when we stopped being there at all
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:24 |
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the protests about stopping Palestinian genocide are easily the most worthwhile collective student action I’ve seen in my lifetime everything while I was still in school was performative nonsense masterminded by an elite core of chucklefucks looking for cushy do-nothing spots in the provincial NDP; divestment is at least a thesis
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:28 |
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Sagebrush posted:lol i wonder if that's the same one i saw the other day up on 19th. flat black wrap all over. it was already wrinkled on the tailgate and looked like poo poo. they only made a few thousand, and of those they have been breaking down or crashing every day, so it’s more likely than you may think
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:31 |
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Chris Knight posted:sad bromance marquis de saad
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:34 |
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quote:For his part, Musk says his politics are “fairly moderate”—what he describes as his supporting safe cities, secure borders, a neutral judiciary and sensible spending. lol these are literal far-right talking points yet he calls them "fairly moderate"
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:36 |
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Nitr0 posted:The car is under my business name. Without a car I cannot work. To deal with this I end up cancelling my clients for the day leading to a $1000+ loss. As well as straining my relationship with my clients. so wait, mr. moneybags here couldn't taxi/uber to some clients for a day? smells like all sorts of bullshit
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:36 |
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i'd say that he knows that every single one of those things he listed is a racist dogwhistle but we've established that he doesn't know anything
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:39 |
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I saw my first cyber truck in the wild today. it drove recklessly by driving in the opposite lane of traffic to overtake the person in front of it in a small residential street. it’s reward was to get stuck at the next light anyway. it was driven by exactly the kind of person you would expect.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:55 |
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wife saw one on the freeway here and it was already covered in fingerprints. driven by a middle-aged bearded man, so I guess those also come stock with the vehicle
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:04 |
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...! posted:i'd say that he knows that every single one of those things he listed is a racist dogwhistle but we've established that he doesn't know anything he grew up in apartheid South Africa, he probably thinks Klan marches represent "fairly moderate" politics
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:11 |
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FAUXTON posted:marquis de saad TESLA: Marque de Sad
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:31 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I appreciate your chamfering the privacy bar. Good attention to detail. Censoring your truck nuts selfie seems somehow contradictory.
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# ? May 12, 2024 02:31 |
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epic ancient meme grandpa
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# ? May 12, 2024 03:13 |
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Trillhouse posted:
how many people do you think were forced to pretend that was hilarious after he showed that to them i'd say his bodyguards at least, but then i realized lol elon doesn't talk to "the help" but he probably showed it to some tesla sycophants multiple times
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# ? May 12, 2024 03:34 |
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Beeftweeter posted:how many people do you think were forced to pretend that was hilarious after he showed that to them he has shown it to the eurth
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# ? May 12, 2024 03:39 |
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Trillhouse posted:
brands: advertise on x dot com today!!
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# ? May 12, 2024 03:47 |
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i hope tim apple kicks him off the app store
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:06 |
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Trillhouse posted:
wasn't that plug also an even older image from the ipod days? this is twice reheated sad sack poo poo (monitor is on)
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:23 |
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Agile Vector posted:wasn't that plug also an even older image from the ipod days? this is twice reheated sad sack poo poo (monitor is on) yeah, that looks like it's got some resemblance to an airport base station circa 2002-ish
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:30 |
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The Rez rumble pack worked better anyway.
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:36 |
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Roosevelt posted:he has shown it to the eurth Roosevelt posted:i hope tim apple kicks him off the app store
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# ? May 12, 2024 06:02 |
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gschmidl posted:Sounds like you're a carboerhater.
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# ? May 12, 2024 06:24 |
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Agile Vector posted:wife saw one on the freeway here and it was already covered in fingerprints. driven by a middle-aged bearded man, so I guess those also come stock with the vehicle they vacuum-pack a bearded white guy into the glovebox the survival rate is, well,
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# ? May 12, 2024 06:42 |
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Main Paineframe posted:a SpaceX engineer gave a talk at a lasers conference earlier this year, claiming they were in active use and working fine i am deeply suspicious of these claims, and specifically the ones to pc mag about the capacity and usage e: more specifically, "We actually serve over lasers all of our users on Starlink at a given time in like a two-hour window.” seems unlikely because a big chunk of their fleet doesn't even have this hardware. also, given that their fastest acquisition was 12 seconds, it seems super unlikely they're doing any kind of dynamic routing with these infernal machines fucked around with this message at 13:27 on May 12, 2024 |
# ? May 12, 2024 12:50 |
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woke
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# ? May 12, 2024 13:47 |
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don’t ask for a replacement cybertruck dude, it’s not going to be any better. ask for a refund
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# ? May 12, 2024 14:22 |
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...! posted:
what do you call a group of cybertrucks? a lemon party
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# ? May 12, 2024 14:44 |
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...! posted:
lemon lols
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# ? May 12, 2024 14:52 |
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refleks posted:what do you call a group of cybertrucks?
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# ? May 12, 2024 14:53 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 02:15 |
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a gaggle of lemon juice
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