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FAUXTON posted:34 words because he says um 20 loving times lol
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Cheen posted:he wants another cybertruck because he's booking chauffeured rentals of it i cant wait for my cybertruck birthday party show-stopper (US$700)
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some kinda jackal posted:Disappointed I made it to the end of this video and he didn't get the cybertruck alert sound once in 11 minutes. Oh that's easy to explain, he's not driving one.
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dc3k posted:i cant wait for my cybertruck birthday party show-stopper (US$700) fender reveal kills family
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i wish those OSINT guys that track ukrainian tank kills would do the same for cybertruck's breaking down. I need to know the failure rate.
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Trillhouse posted:i wish those OSINT guys that track ukrainian tank kills would do the same for cybertruck's breaking down. I need to know the failure rate. 100%
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Trillhouse posted:i wish those OSINT guys that track ukrainian tank kills would do the same for cybertruck's breaking down. I need to know the failure rate. 100%
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I dunno what he's got to complain about. He's fully able to provide an authentic Cybertruck experience with the one he has.Salt Fish posted:Oh that's easy to explain, he's not driving one. Oh 
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didn't know, don't give a poo poo
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FAUXTON posted:the board could absolutely have made him into a corporate ambassador jester guy who flops around on stage for a bit at events and soaks in applause but otherwise doesn't have the power to make the company build a loving cybertruck or have a "I am the brand" style control of the company's image, or run around with a turkey baster and horse paperwork looking for just the right facial bone structure in an intern. It's not like a giant corporation hasn't ever had to deal with a fuckup in charge before. He could have been shingy
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May 14, 2024 23:27
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under full communism the rockets wouldn't need to have a "price" so i guess technically he's right
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SpaceX succeeded because even though he was a raging rear end in a top hat, he was aware of the fact that he didn't know everything and hired actual experts.
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GWBBQ posted:SpaceX succeeded because even though he was a raging rear end in a top hat, he was aware of the fact that he didn't know everything and hired actual experts. yeah i think at some point he hadnt yet fully transformed into one of those people that is so wealthy they assume they know everything
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rotor posted:yeah i think at some point he hadnt yet fully transformed into one of those people that is so wealthy they assume they know everything
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rotor posted:yeah i think at some point he hadnt yet fully transformed into one of those people that is so wealthy they assume they know everything yeah he's always been dumb but it was making Tesla into the first meme stock that game him enough money to never listen to anyone else ever again
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:He could have been shingy elon musk is no shingy
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i funded a study group to see if it was possible to do something we currently do, but cheaper, and yeah it looks like we can, if you give me a lot of money upfront
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GWBBQ posted:SpaceX succeeded because even though he was a raging rear end in a top hat, he was aware of the fact that he didn't know everything and hired actual experts.
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the epoxy repair didn’t work, but it proves a very important lesson
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qirex posted:kinda hoping for a full jrpg villain heel turn where he sends his special secret self destruct code to all teslas and they just autopilot randomly [even more randomly than now] and it's like fast and furious 8 heel """turn"""
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rotor posted:you can buy 1000 twitter followers for $25. thats good value
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with prices this cheap i cant afford to not do it
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FMguru posted:ive never seen someone fall so hard for their own press clippings and corporate pr yeah he really really really gets high on his own supply
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...! posted:heel """turn"""
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qirex posted:in a world where one guy he knows owns a whole hawaiian island and is probably converting it into a personal meji restoration westworld but with real people and another buys only the whitest twink blood to use as a longevity treatment and is on the board of a literal killbot company elon ain’t poo poo on the villain scale. he’s a flim flam man, a drugged out welfare scammer who spends his free time researching fake problems to be concerned about. he sucks, a lot, but he’s miles from being a real supervillain people have burned to death in his cars, endangered wildlife is getting hosed up by his rockets, and workers have suffered terrible injuries in his factories and digging his tunnels. and all he seems to care about is that white people need to make more babies. seems pretty villainous to me.
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I think that lamp is from the park behind the dumpster op
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I would say his active and very public support of regressive policies and extremist shitheads is making the world worse for a lot of people
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FMguru posted:ive never seen someone fall so hard for their own press clippings and corporate pr to be fair, it's not just his own press clippings. he's also surrounded by sycophants who blindly praise everything he does in hopes that he'll reward them on a whim, while also having fired or otherwise driven off anyone who was willing to tell him he could ever be wrong about anything i still remember when Elon's text message logs got revealed as part of the Twitter lawsuit, and so many of them were basically just "Elon, you're such a brave genius who's totally saving the world, I love you so much. btw, you should buy Twitter and put me in charge of it. I'll even chip in a few hundred thou toward the purchase price if you'll cover the rest of it"
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rotor posted:Lamar MK Once a mark, always a mark lmao
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Tryna drive a truck but it's probably on fiiiiiiiire... 
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Preliminary dibs on "Muskegee Spacemen" when he finally kills people in his rocket.
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https://www.carscoops.com/2024/05/tesla-cybertruck-peeled-open-like-a-can-of-sardines-after-crashing-into-a-ditch/ if you get into an accident with another car, you will win. no promises if you drive into a ditch though.
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