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nashona posted:Jon Hamm doesn't believe in underwear. https://www.metro.us/entertainment/celebrities/jon-hamm-underwear-commando underwear doesn't exist and you can't prove otherwise alternatively i didn't believe in underwear either until i felt my nuts cradled in a pair of lacy panties
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Nov 29, 2017 06:11
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Putty posted:Devil's avacado toast The Devil Wears Avocada
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Nov 29, 2017 06:49
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Conspiracy theories are kind of exactly the thing a terror attack is supposed to incite; random and horrific destruction out of nowhere to make people terrified, irrational, and to lash out at random targets, making a country less able to adequately respond to threats because everyone wants revenge right now and doesn't care to stop and think about it for five minutes.
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Nov 29, 2017 09:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd be willing to believe that was a joke and didn't happen. Deer don't just walk up and start licking salt covered dicks. If they did hunters would never go home. Deer can get pretty friendly, if you live someplace where people aren't allowed to hunt them 
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Nov 29, 2017 10:03
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loquacius posted:Around that time, a very special bar opened in Washington DC: the Red Room at the Black Cat. Coincidence? I think not. So, as a Washingtonian, and a punk, and a guy who is friends with one of the bar managers at Cat, I wanna talk about this. 1.) The Black Cat is an old rear end punk joint, run by an old rear end DC punk, name of Dante Ferrando, who used to play in the 88-era DC punk band Grey Matter. 2.) The Cat used to be smaller, but around the time that this fesh dude is referencing, it got a new upstairs stage, and the downstairs stage turned into a smaller stage and front bar. 3.) Dante's not a Twin Peaks wanker, or a pedo. The "Red Room" is just called that because it's loving red. Having been there many a night when there's not poo poo popping off either upstairs or in back, when it's literally just the local bored punks wanting a drink, the most pedo-y thing going on is them doing a Doctor Who happy hour. gently caress you, fesher. You wanna snoop around a normal rear end punk bar for OMG CHILDREN GETTING BUTTFUCKED, get at me, I'll take you to the Cat, I'll even get Dante to show you every goddamn inch of the place so long as you don't bring a loving gun, and when you realize that there's nothing going on, and that pizzanonsense is nonsense, I'll kick your rear end on 14th St, and leave you for the homeless to stab and beat.
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Nov 29, 2017 15:02
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Nov 29, 2017 15:06
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Gentleman Blogger posted:So, as a Washingtonian, and a punk, and a guy who is friends with one of the bar managers at Cat, I wanna talk about this. You're going to just come in here like that, and admit to being a child molester?
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Nov 29, 2017 15:21
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Ziv Zulander posted:Deer can get pretty friendly, if you live someplace where people aren't allowed to hunt them I'd appreciate it if you didn't post pics of how I try to pick up deer. Don't doxx me bro.
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Nov 29, 2017 20:34
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Still v busy at work, here is a quick feshpostquote:Is there anyone else who likes younger women/men and keeps getting interrupted jacking off to porn by some weirdo coming along and posting an actual kid? Not literal child porn obviously but like someone putting a pic of a 14 year old child model's face in a thread/softcore photoset of college-aged people. quote:This is a response for the person on page 346, who has schizoid personality disorder and is a 36 year old virgin.
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Nov 29, 2017 20:38
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porn dude. 
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Nov 29, 2017 20:42
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Who the gently caress masturbates to pictures these days? That's just weird. Though, I have some old school magazine porn. Maybe I'll break it out and masturbate on my toilet with the shower running full steam to relive my teenaged years.
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Nov 29, 2017 20:44
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tactlessbastard posted:You're going to just come in here like that, and admit to being a child molester? Yeah, careful, they'll make you a mod.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who the gently caress masturbates to pictures these days? That's just weird. Be sure that an older lady starts knocking after a few minutes to ask if you are okay and if you are getting enough fiber in your diet. DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 29, 2017 |
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Nov 29, 2017 21:10
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Just round it all out and do the 100% dry shame walk to the linen closet 10 minutes in because I started and finished with out noticing there was no towel to properly sell the lie.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:16
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Gentleman Blogger posted:So, as a Washingtonian, and a punk, and a guy who is friends with one of the bar managers at Cat, I wanna talk about this. dude getting caremad defending punk in 2017 how old are you dude lol
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Nov 29, 2017 21:36
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gently caress people from DC calling themselves Washingtonians.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:42
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fruit on the bottom posted:gently caress people from DC calling themselves Washingtonians. Should call themselves "DC men."
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Nov 29, 2017 21:44
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Ziv Zulander posted:Deer can get pretty friendly, if you live someplace where people aren't allowed to hunt them the funny part is that this kills the deer
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Nov 29, 2017 21:47
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just round it all out and do the 100% dry shame walk to the linen closet 10 minutes in because I started and finished with out noticing there was no towel to properly sell the lie. After your mom nervously mentions that that Horowitz girl is still single and offers to talk to her mom for you. She slips you 20 to take her to Coney Island as she forgets this isn’t 1980 anymore.
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Nov 29, 2017 22:18
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Ziv Zulander posted:Deer can get pretty friendly, if you live someplace where people aren't allowed to hunt them One of Cortez' guys wrote a memoir, and they found a valley + village like this, where the deer were entirely tame. Then they killed everyone and ate some venison
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Nov 29, 2017 22:27
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Solice Kirsk posted:Should call themselves "DC men." Dick Csucking Men
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Nov 30, 2017 00:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just round it all out and do the 100% dry shame walk to the linen closet 10 minutes in because I started and finished with out noticing there was no towel to properly sell the lie. way to not commit, dude. you get in the fuckin shower and then lean out the door and holler "yo, can someone bring me a towel?"
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Nov 30, 2017 01:22
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who the gently caress masturbates to pictures these days? That's just weird. my wife was shocked to find out that I don't just masturbate to memories of her, and instead want visual aids of any variety. one of these days she is gonna see the hosed up orgy videos I sometimes watch and wig the gently caress out, lol
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Nov 30, 2017 03:47
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Sagebrush posted:way to not commit, dude. you get in the fuckin shower and then lean out the door and holler "yo, can someone bring me a towel?" Yeah but if he's taking "showers" five times a day or whatever, I think people would start to get suspicious.
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Nov 30, 2017 05:45
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who the gently caress masturbates to pictures these days? That's just weird. When I was barely legal (not quite) I had Barely Legal magazine (1 copy) Then my gf told me to wrap it up because I was a disgusting joke so I threw it out with my ICP CDs.
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Nov 30, 2017 06:18
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syscall girl posted:When I was barely legal (not quite) I had Barely Legal magazine (1 copy) Should have kept the ICP cds sellout.
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Nov 30, 2017 07:22
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morally adept posted:Should have kept the ICP cds sellout. exactly. He would still have the cds even though he prob don't have that girl
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Nov 30, 2017 07:24
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Girlfriends are weird when they decide they want to change you. I've got a bunch of stories about that. Though to be fair, there was a lot that needed changing in my youth.
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Nov 30, 2017 14:31
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It’s like when you buy a cd and then get mad that you can’t erase the songs you don’t like and replace them with other songs by bands you like more
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Nov 30, 2017 14:57
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quote:I have been prank calling Donald Trump for 6 months. I keep waffling on whether this sounds plausible or not quote:I gave birth 3 weeks ago and my husband has completely changed for the worse since then. Your husband sounds depressed as gently caress but "make your spouse go to therapy" is not really advice that works At least you know he wouldn't gently caress his therapist Well, if it comes to that, divorce is also forbidden in Catholicism but luckily it doesn't have to be his decision if you don't want it to
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Nov 30, 2017 15:40
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loquacius posted:I keep waffling on whether this sounds plausible or not Reality is hosed, but I Want to Believe.
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Nov 30, 2017 15:45
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Gurl he cheetin
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Nov 30, 2017 16:09
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Bust Rodd posted:Gurl he cheetin
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Nov 30, 2017 16:22
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Bust Rodd posted:Gurl he cheetin I don't get that vibe yet but it does sound like he's deeply unhappy with some aspect of their life and is avoiding open communication/confrontation or doesn't have the self-awareness to realize it yet. Which probably means he'll cheat eventually.
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Nov 30, 2017 16:22
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I thought he sounded like he's still too repressed to cheat but you're right that that's probably not a permanent state of being Point is he's unhappy and needs to sort his poo poo out
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Nov 30, 2017 16:24
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Nocheez posted:Reality is hosed, but I Want to Believe. I don’t think you can just dial a number and have the president pick up right away.
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Nov 30, 2017 16:27
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t think you can just dial a number and have the president pick up right away. This was my reaction at first but it's probably possible to social-engineer your way there gradually if you claim to be calling on behalf of a larger entity, keeping in mind that Donald Trump and everyone who works for him are real dumb maybe, I dunno, the WH can probably just trace your call immediately to see you're calling from a payphone outside Denny's and hang up
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Nov 30, 2017 16:32
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Dude calls me all the time, I'm like "I don't have an idea what to do about north korea either, quit calling"
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Nov 30, 2017 16:50
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Trump is reportedly still obsessed with Obama's birth certificate, and now "thinks maybe that wasn't his voice on the Access Hollywood tape" so the idea of someone scamming their way up the phone chain to whisper goobery nuggets in his ear is close enough to possible for me. I want to believe(so I will)
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Nov 30, 2017 16:56
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