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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


It's also ridiculous because they make less than the average teacher salary. 33,800 in a session year, 41k in a full term. Dan Patrick makes less than 10k a year in Lt. Gov salary.


https://twitter.com/jaspscherer/status/1090040421781250049

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TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
I'm sure this will lead to a normal response

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah remember when those seven Dallas officers got straight up murdered on purpose and the GOP used it as an opportunity to.....pass $25m in grants for high-caliber resistant body armor for local PDs.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Should have used it to buy Kevlar ballistic masks, apparently.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

an American Patriot defending the Second Amendment

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

When you don’t have a media person

https://twitter.com/jacksonleetx18/status/1090063400837832709?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DMNPolitics/status/1090289132293758980

Ah to have the childlike innocence and naivety of a DMN editor

https://twitter.com/chucklindell/status/1090292065332686848

zoux fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jan 29, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/by_jmiller/status/1090343913355988992

OH WORD???

Also here are the suspects in the Houston PD shooting
https://twitter.com/sam_kett/status/1090292186531405824

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Rhogena????

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

zoux posted:

Also here are the suspects in the Houston PD shooting
https://twitter.com/sam_kett/status/1090292186531405824

Weird, from all the comments on social media about how none of this would have happened if Houston wasn't a sanctuary city (when did that happen anyways) you'd have thought that they were shot by "MS-13s".



and speaking of Houston Cops

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1090334273201147909

:laffo:

Marxalot fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 29, 2019

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


The gently caress kind of name is Rhogena?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ReidRansom posted:

The gently caress kind of name is Rhogena?

You know how white people are with their made up names.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


zoux posted:

You know how white people are with their made up names.

We've evidently always been terrible.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think y'all are kind of glossing over how the SoS just apparently made up part of that list of ILLEGAL ALIEN VOTERS

lol
https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1090367298211381248

How bout if you use public money to settle sex pest lawsuits you never get to be a lobbyist?

zoux fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jan 29, 2019

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

zoux posted:

I think y'all are kind of glossing over how the SoS just apparently made up part of that list of ILLEGAL ALIEN VOTERS

to be fair I gloss over literally every single idiot right wing voter fraud conspiracy story because they're literally all bullshit that wastes my time


is this one any different (real question, I haven't read anything on it)

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
It's different in that it was propogated by an actual government organ.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, the holy grail for the GOP would be a bloc of thousands of illegal votes, because they've been spending the last, oh, 15 years or so insisting that non citizens vote regularly and that's why we need draconian election security measures. They've never come close to coming up with anything more than a handful of in-person voter fraud cases (because that's the stupidest goddamn way to try to swing an election you could try) so if the state of Texas suddenly discovered 60k+ non citizen voters, every GOP statehouse would be pounding their shoes on the podium declaring we must have cast iron Voter ID laws. So, they popped a mega huge boner over this, you saw state officials and other GOP pols nationwide start to use this as messaging and the President tweeted about it even.

So yeah, this, to my memory, was the largest claim of in-person voter fraud in US history, certainly the largest from a state agency, and that it's bullshit is huge. If it turned out that 58k non-citizens voted in Texas, that'd be the game.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/madlinbmek/status/1090454770987487232?s=21

When the turnout is high

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


lmao


https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1090635231382724608

2020 Primaries are gonna be worse than 2016 huh

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

zoux posted:

lmao


https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1090635231382724608

2020 Primaries are gonna be worse than 2016 huh

They're already worse because we're still fighting 2016 on top of 2020.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Can't wait to see how liberals mananage to form a spherical firing squad after trump gets re-elected. :sigh:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Spiritus Nox posted:

They're already worse because we're still fighting 2016 on top of 2020.

Yeah it's cool as hell, to me.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
On a funnier note the Houston police union loser that, for no reason, started just screaming about how he was gonna punish all the mean people who said cops do bad things sometime is now making the national circuit on Fox to keep crying like a bitch about how cops are the real victims.

Meanwhile they apparently found no drugs in the raid that got those cops shot and no one can confirm there was even a tip.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Keeshhound posted:

Can't wait to see how liberals mananage to form a spherical firing squad after trump gets re-elected. :sigh:

After?

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
It's just circular for now.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

https://twitter.com/alexazura/status/1090659041074970624

only 11,500 mistakes

in one county

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Biggest county has biggest percentage of statewide number. Okay?

I mean, the number is still a fraction of a fraction of a percentage and this is such a non-headline story it's silly, but sure. Yes, look into it. No, it's not really worth reporting about especially not at this volume.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

No Safe Word posted:

Biggest county has biggest percentage of statewide number. Okay?

I mean, the number is still a fraction of a fraction of a percentage and this is such a non-headline story it's silly, but sure. Yes, look into it. No, it's not really worth reporting about especially not at this volume.

Yes it’s worth reporting that the Secretary of State sent out a list of potential illegal voters that had over 10000 incorrect names on it

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Yeah that's correct but the initial story (even if the inflated numbers were true) was basically a non-story to begin with that it's unfortunate that now we have to correct it down from "already stupidly low incidence rate" to "even more obscenely low incidence rate"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Conservatives know how the media operates, they knew that if they just threw that number out there the press would, without investigating, report in the "official said, but critics say" style that let people pick their own reality. The Tribune, at least, looked at it, immediately saw it was spurious , and had a response tweet that was like "hold on a sec here guys," that got widely shared among the left-of-center on-line set. Then they put a reporter on it, and like within a day she had unraveled the whole loving thing. But the damage has been done and now the brain-worm'd elderly Fox News grandpas of Texas will believe that some tens of thousands of non-citizens voted illegally and it'll be an enduring myth that your racist aunt will still bring up at Thanksgiving 10 years from now.

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
I want to know if I'm on the list. I got my first DL while a non-citizen and then miraculously was able to vote in every election since 2004 - not sure how that happened.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Keeshhound posted:

Can't wait to see how liberals mananage to form a spherical firing squad after trump gets re-elected. :sigh:

Think at that point it will be a 4D firing squad, past, present and future Dems all arranged in perfectly overlapping spheres with fingers and guns drawn.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Zil posted:

Think at that point it will be a 4D firing squad, past, present and future Dems all arranged in perfectly overlapping spheres with fingers and guns drawn.

I support Mecha Gore of the Bladed Wastes in 2020

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1090725827912876032

Well we find out tomorrow how the state plans on choking local governments to death.

zoux fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jan 30, 2019

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Dallas mayoral race is heating up, y'all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCQOE-lrnWY

This story is so stupid lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Anyways a list of mayoral candidates at 1:28 in that video. I don't live in Dallas but if I did I would vote for Alyson Kennedy, the Trotskyist candidate. She's the only one that WFAA did not include a picture.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Keeshhound posted:

Can't wait to see how liberals mananage to form a spherical firing squad after trump gets re-elected. :sigh:

dems are going to nominate someone who will call people wanting to see a doctor more than once in their lives "uppity" on national tv and then double down on the whole "no, actually russia elected trump" thing when they inevitably faceplant again

it's gonna own

e: that was a biden joke

zoux posted:

Conservatives know how the media operates, they knew that if they just threw that number out there the press would, without investigating, report in the "official said, but critics say" style that let people pick their own reality. The Tribune, at least, looked at it, immediately saw it was spurious , and had a response tweet that was like "hold on a sec here guys," that got widely shared among the left-of-center on-line set. Then they put a reporter on it, and like within a day she had unraveled the whole loving thing. But the damage has been done and now the brain-worm'd elderly Fox News grandpas of Texas will believe that some tens of thousands of non-citizens voted illegally and it'll be an enduring myth that your racist aunt will still bring up at Thanksgiving 10 years from now.

fuuuuuuck it's like you know my god drat family

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Nothing quite like city political bullshit. Find me a council mayor government and itll always be captured by developers. Doesnt matter who is in office.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dreamelder/status/1090691707329544199


e: trying to find out when this property tax presser is and I'm reminded why I stopped keeping a #txlege column open on my tweetdeck

zoux fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jan 31, 2019

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/dreamelder/status/1090691707329544199


e: trying to find out when this property tax presser is and I'm reminded why I stopped keeping a #txlege column open on my tweetdeck



This is like, a bill that bans LGBT discrimination or something right

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