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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Tomn posted:

Actually, side note that - have we ever found any "self-aware" archaeological artifacts? Like, something that appears to have been made or written with the explicit awareness that it might someday be studied by a historian/scholar combing over the ruins of a distant, ill-remembered past?

Do inscriptions on monuments count? This kind of "self-awareness" was pretty much in-build in human society from the get-go. Practically every time an ancient priest-king inscribed a statue of himself with praise to his leadership, it was made with the expectation future generations would look at that poo poo and marvel at his vanity.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Ofaloaf posted:

:shrug: What would something more 'pro-byzantine' be? Remove kebab with some text alterations and an oversized picture of Justinian's face in mosaic?

"Pro-Byzantine" wasn't exactly the right phrasing. I didn't like how the comic called the 'Byzantines' "successors" and "descendants" of the Roman Empire and how it said that the Germanic kingdoms were formed after the "collapse" of the Roman Empire.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Libluini posted:

Do inscriptions on monuments count? This kind of "self-awareness" was pretty much in-build in human society from the get-go. Practically every time an ancient priest-king inscribed a statue of himself with praise to his leadership, it was made with the expectation future generations would look at that poo poo and marvel at his vanity.

A lot of that stuff has value in the context of current events, though. Hammurabi didn't inscribe his laws and paeans to his greatness so that we would know about it, but so his subjects would. A lot of times deposed leaders will write histories trying to justify their poor decision making, but that is usually for their contemporaries. Something like Procopious or Suentonis isn't so that future generations will think badly of Nero or Justinian, but so the current one will. Kind of like someone in 1000 years using Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly as a primary source for learning what life was like in the waning days of the First American Republic under the tyrant Obama.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
:siren: Warning: Geek talk. :siren:

How about we settle on "Remnants of the Roman Empire." Much like Starwars after Coruscant fell to the rebels..

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Dalael posted:

:siren: Warning: Geek talk. :siren:

How about we settle on "Remnants of the Roman Empire." Much like Starwars after Coruscant fell to the rebels..

Imperial Remnant always had a nice ring to it.

Alternatively do it like they did with abortion and call your positions "Pro-Roman" (byzantium = rome) and "Pro-Latin" (byzantium = some weird greek poo poo).

Freudian fucked around with this message at 17:53 on May 5, 2015

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

There's not any compelling reason to not just call it the Roman Empire though, without qualifiers. If you're just trying to make an accessible reference to the time period you're talking about, Byzantine Period works just fine, the same way we talk about the Republican period, the Principate or the Dominate.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


I think you could argue the Macedonian Dynasty was its own medieval thing with no more or less claim to Roman heritage as the Franks had, but through the Arab conquests at the very least it was the same Roman Empire as existed since the 300s. Classical Rome sort of didn't really exist anymore after the 200s AD

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 21:26 on May 5, 2015

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

PittTheElder posted:

There's not any compelling reason to not just call it the Roman Empire though, without qualifiers. If you're just trying to make an accessible reference to the time period you're talking about, Byzantine Period works just fine, the same way we talk about the Republican period, the Principate or the Dominate.

I really don't want to go against you, because you agree with my viewpoint, but that kind of classification would make the "Byzantine Period" the longest time in all of Roman history.

icantfindaname posted:

I think you could argue the Macedonian Dynasty was its own medieval thing with no more or less claim to Roman heritage as the Franks had, but through the Arab conquests at the very least it was the same Roman Empire as existed since the 300s. Classical Rome sort of didn't really exist anymore after the 200s AD
If you can argue that first part, please do. Even trying to play devil's advocate, I'm not sure I can do it, because there's honestly no break in continuity at all. Best argument I can think of is "THEY DIDN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF MIGHTY CAESAR", but the Roman state wasn't majority Latin-speaking from the formal conquest of Greece, Egypt, and the rest of the Eastern Mediterranean onward.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I've been challenging people for years in this thread to point to one specific moment and tell me when the Roman Empire became the Byzantine Empire, and I still want them to do it. I know history, especially recent trends in the field, shies away from that kind of thing, but for a lot of people this question is about how they feel. If you don't believe in 1453 as the end, which specific Emperor or year are you not comfortable saying "The Roman Empire" any more?

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

cheerfullydrab posted:

I've been challenging people for years in this thread to point to one specific moment and tell me when the Roman Empire became the Byzantine Empire, and I still want them to do it. I know history, especially recent trends in the field, shies away from that kind of thing, but for a lot of people this question is about how they feel. If you don't believe in 1453 as the end, which specific Emperor or year are you not comfortable saying "The Roman Empire" any more?

The Roman Imperial Era ended in 476 CE with the fall of Emperor Romulus Augustus, because Gibbon recognized an epic name when he saw one. :boom:

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

cheerfullydrab posted:

I really don't want to go against you, because you agree with my viewpoint, but that kind of classification would make the "Byzantine Period" the longest time in all of Roman history.

Well there's no reason a Byzantine period couldn't have multiple subdivisions. And people say 'Roman Empire' all the time, when that's much less descriptive.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Probably under Michael VII. Since he was a loser and a whiner, and therefore not Roman.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kaal posted:

The Roman Imperial Era ended in 476 CE with the fall of Emperor Romulus Augustus, because Gibbon said so. :crossarms:

I thought it ended a few years before Ceasar's death, according to Goscinny's historical documentary, The twelve Task of Asterix.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

PittTheElder posted:

Well there's no reason a Byzantine period couldn't have multiple subdivisions. And people say 'Roman Empire' all the time, when that's much less descriptive.

While we know that the Roman Byzantine Era began in 476 CE because Gibbon said so, and that it ended in 1453 CE with the fall of Constantinople to the Ottomans, we can't define the subdivisions of that thousand-year period because literally no one has read any books on the subject. Those books are there, but they could simply be a nice cover and 4,000 blank pages and not a single researcher would know. True story.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

cheerfullydrab posted:

I've been challenging people for years in this thread to point to one specific moment and tell me when the Roman Empire became the Byzantine Empire, and I still want them to do it. I know history, especially recent trends in the field, shies away from that kind of thing, but for a lot of people this question is about how they feel. If you don't believe in 1453 as the end, which specific Emperor or year are you not comfortable saying "The Roman Empire" any more?

The Roman Empire ended in 1922 with the abdication of Mehmed VI.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

The Roman Empire ended in 1958, with the death of Pius XII and the usurpation of the Holy See by the line of false popes.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
The Roman Empire never ended. The last Palaiologos rules the Illuminati from his shadowy lair in the catacombs of Constantinople, and even now his elite Praetorians stand ready to subtly assert the imperial will upon the barbarians, all to bring about the glorious day when the Emperor may at last restore the true Roman homeland in the mountains of Bolivia.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
The secret Nazi moon base is in reality the double secret Roman moon base, inhabited since 389 AD by the line of true emperors.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

The secret Nazi moon base is in reality the double secret Roman moon base, inhabited since 389 AD by the line of true emperors.

Fasces to Fasces

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Kanine posted:

I don't know what other thread to ask this in, so I apologize but, is it true that Shakespeare actually invented words? Or is he just the first recorded person to write those words down? Or is there some other thing that happened.

If you look at some of the words attributed to him, it's often taking preexisting words and using new forms. Coining "Assassinate" isn't that big a leap when "Assassin" is a pre-existing word. Neither is allegedly coining "eyeball" when both "eye" and "ball" were preexisting words.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Tomn posted:

The Roman Empire never ended. The last Palaiologos rules the Illuminati from his shadowy lair in the catacombs of Constantinople, and even now his elite Praetorians stand ready to subtly assert the imperial will upon the barbarians, all to bring about the glorious day when the Emperor may at last restore the true Roman homeland in the mountains of Bolivia.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

sullat posted:

Probably under Michael VII. Since he was a loser and a whiner, and therefore not Roman.

You familiar with Didius Julianus' last words?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Freudian posted:

The Roman Empire ended in 1958, with the death of Pius XII and the usurpation of the Holy See by the line of false popes.

I know this is a joke but now I'm curious if there is some difference in popery marked by 1958.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Fromage posted:

I know this is a joke but now I'm curious if there is some difference in popery marked by 1958.

pius 12's successor convened the Second Vatican Council

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Grand Fromage posted:

I know this is a joke but now I'm curious if there is some difference in popery marked by 1958.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Vatican II. Some Catholics argue that the council wasn't binding, some of those go so far to say as the post-V2 popes aren't valid for some reason or another.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Aha. Those newfangled reformers. :argh:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
New Jersey is Rome

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Rome lives on in the blood of every Italian male! Viva Italia! Viva Neo Giorsi!

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
The Roman Empire fell in 395, after the death of Theodosius and the final division of the empire into east and west. Those are successor states both about as Roman as the HRE.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The Roman Empire fell when Augustus died, as there was no successor worthy to follow in his footsteps.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Obliterati posted:

The Roman Empire fell in 395, after the death of Theodosius and the final division of the empire into east and west. Those are successor states both about as Roman as the HRE.

I'd never thought about it this way and I kinda like this idea. Too bad i'm no historian.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Roman Empire never existed. :smugdog:

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Grand Fromage posted:

The Roman Empire never existed. :smugdog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyxmD_UAK4

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


This whole thread has been a three year (!) troll

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
It's interesting to think about what defines a given society or civilisation. Language? Ethnicity? Religion? Laws? Physical infrastructure? Political/civic organisational forms?
I know most would answer "all of them" to a greater or lesser extent, but the question of how many of those elements you can change before refusing to admit it's the same society is extremely subjective. You'll never reach a consensus.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Oberleutnant posted:

It's interesting to think about what defines a given society or civilisation. Language? Ethnicity? Religion? Laws? Physical infrastructure? Political/civic organisational forms?
I know most would answer "all of them" to a greater or lesser extent, but the question of how many of those elements you can change before refusing to admit it's the same society is extremely subjective. You'll never reach a consensus.

The correct answer is "narrative".

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Kaal posted:

The Roman Imperial Era ended in 476 CE with the fall of Emperor Romulus Augustus, because Gibbon recognized an epic name when he saw one. :boom:

Romulus Augustus was a German puppet who died forgotten and in exile; Constantine XI Palaiologus refused to leave the city when the Ottomans offered to spare him and went down fighting, unadorned, alongside his soldiers. Names are one thing, but I think we know who was really badass enough to be last Emperor of Rome.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Add shared values.

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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

thanks friend, but it's not quite that

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