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Many a year ago when I was about fourteen or fifteen, so a good 15 years ago, my mom and I were at a softball game for my sister's middle school team. Now, if you have ever been to softball game, there's a lot of time to sit and chat. So, my mom tells me this, that Ritz crackers have subliminal sex codes on them, and that she noticed it herself way back in the day when she was half asleep. I was shocked by this observation. But I love Ritz! I meant to shout. And I did, because my grandma always gave them to me as treats. However, instead, I shouted "BUT I LOVE SEX!" in front of all the mothers and siblings of the middle school mothers. That's my subliminal Ritz sex story thanks for reading.
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Peppa pig, no!
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Apr 30, 2017 21:29
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Carnival of Shrews posted:
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Apr 30, 2017 22:38
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Apr 30, 2017 23:42
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Oh god no.
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Apr 30, 2017 23:47
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HukHukHuk posted:Oh god no. Your username is the same sound I made looking at that.
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Apr 30, 2017 23:49
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The General posted:Your username is the same sound I made looking at that. 
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Apr 30, 2017 23:50
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but they look so fresh 
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May 1, 2017 00:46
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It..it..its just...uh....pesto. And...c...cream, yeah. I honestly have no idea if they baked it that way or just left it out after.
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May 1, 2017 00:50
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My ex-housemate left something that looked like that in my kitchen when he moved out.
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May 1, 2017 00:58
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Ha! Amateur hour. (Shamelessly reposted from the funny pictures thread. It's not funny.  )
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May 1, 2017 01:16
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How can one forget pizza 
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May 1, 2017 01:36
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HukHukHuk posted:How can one forget pizza let alone two pizzas  we've seen chicken in aspic, this is chicken in asspic
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May 1, 2017 01:44
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May 1, 2017 02:06
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gently caress "picky eaters". On top of the name sounding annoying as gently caress, they all suck rear end in a top hat.
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May 1, 2017 02:08
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Millennial Sexlord posted:gently caress "picky eaters". On top of the name sounding annoying as gently caress, they all suck rear end in a top hat. They probably don't, I think they only like grilled cheese and chicken nuggets
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May 1, 2017 02:11
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:They probably don't, I think they only like grilled cheese and chicken nuggets But no black stuff on the grilled cheese. And they only like chicken tenders from Tyson, and only if they aren't crispy.
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May 1, 2017 02:12
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May 1, 2017 02:18
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^  I don't like chopping onions the rice is supposed to be inside of the meatballs
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May 1, 2017 02:41
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It reads like the porcupine meatballs are literally just rice and tomato sauce.
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May 1, 2017 02:52
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I bet they were originally meatballs and were dissembled into rice + sauce as mom grew more and more frustrated with their incredibly picky problem child. Onions stayed around so that way the kid would ate least eat a vegetable once a week.
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May 1, 2017 02:57
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I feel like if your meal is just rice (probably instant) and canned tomato sauce, you can spring for the already chopped onions I see at every grocery store. She doesn't because onions are too spicy, I'm sure.
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May 1, 2017 03:08
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I feel like if your meal is just rice (probably instant) and canned tomato sauce, you can spring for the already chopped onions I see at every grocery store. "It's a texture thing"
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May 1, 2017 03:10
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I'm sure it sucks for people who can barely enjoy any food unless it's prepared/set up in really particular ways.
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May 1, 2017 03:10
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm sure it sucks for people who can barely enjoy any food unless it's prepared/set up in really particular ways. It sucks even more for the people who have to go out of their way to do it.
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May 1, 2017 03:24
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Millennial Sexlord posted:It sucks even more for the people who have to go out of their way to do it. Only a parent or two would have to do it for about 18 years, but that person is going to be stuck with this impairment for life.
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May 1, 2017 03:26
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm sure it sucks for people who can barely enjoy any food unless it's prepared/set up in really particular ways. yeah 
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May 1, 2017 03:30
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I have a friend who is allergic to corn. Unsurprisingly, he can't really see himself enjoying living in the US, where most drinks and foods which would have cane sugar in other places are based upon corn syrup.
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May 1, 2017 03:35
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I have a friend who is allergic to corn. Unsurprisingly, he can't really see himself enjoying living in the US, where most drinks and foods which would have cane corn in other places are based upon corn syrup. There's a big difference between actual allergies and being an adult child who can't handle anything with actual flavours.
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May 1, 2017 03:35
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"Super safe foods" oh god I would kill for someone to take me to Mexico and have real good food. They have to pay because it needs to be the high quality stuff.
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May 1, 2017 03:36
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Cane corn...
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May 1, 2017 03:36
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Only a parent or two would have to do it for about 18 years, but that person is going to be stuck with this impairment for life. Good. gently caress em.
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May 1, 2017 03:39
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Cane corn... LOL, fixed.
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May 1, 2017 03:40
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 Enjoy your salad, shitlord.
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May 1, 2017 03:51
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Picnic Princess posted:
Are those raw collard greens?
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May 1, 2017 03:56
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Gee golly I love dirt in my meals. Maybe I can shove the whole thing in my mouth at once!
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May 1, 2017 03:55
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm sure it sucks for people who can barely enjoy any food unless it's prepared/set up in really particular ways. Millennial Sexlord posted:It sucks even more for the people who have to go out of their way to do it. I long for the day when I don't have to cook two separate meals for us (I'm the normal eater)
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May 1, 2017 03:57
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The rule in our house is "If you don't like it, make your own food." The girlfriend and I will always eat the other's food when made, even when it's not very good (we've both struck out before) but the nine year old is..a nine year old. She "doesn't like that" no matter whether she's had it before or not. I made Indian food one day without telling her it was Indian, she loved it until I finally told her and she stopped eating and has refused it ever since. Kids, man.
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May 1, 2017 04:03
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Admiral Joeslop posted:The rule in our house is "If you don't like it, make your own food." Yeah, my mom just fed me all kinds of poo poo. I didn't necessarily like it all but she actually trained us to be critical and talk about whether we liked a food or not. My palate is pretty loving broad thanks to her.
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May 1, 2017 04:11
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We try to encourage her to at least try something but god drat if she isn't stubborn. Makes up her mind before trying stuff and it bums me out sometimes when I make something really good.
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