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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

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Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
Found the mimic!

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010


Very disappointed on second watch that the police car went behind it and not through the legs somehow

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

i dont need to be told

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

always 1 shart ahead of 'em

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Spoilering in case someone is not interested in "politicians" doing sex acts in crowded cinema:



Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Harvey Dent's car

Shard has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Sep 22, 2023

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





gbut posted:

Spoilering in case someone is not interested in "politicians" doing sex acts in crowded cinema:





Lol @ peewee

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's cat



hosed up looking cat

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
The cat is just off screen, having recently crashed the car.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's cat



I see a normal Altima

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Toonces has really done it this time!

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's cat



altima for sale, in above average condition

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's cat



big altima energy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's cat



:catstare:

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Who's the politician

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Soul Dentist posted:

Who's the politician

Lauren Boebert

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What did he do wrong?

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




To secure that second date he really needed to shoot someone

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Paladinus posted:

What did he do wrong?

Became inconvenient to her in the media's eye.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Shard posted:

Harvey Dent's car



Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Oh my God it was a performance of Beetlejuice the Musical

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Soul Dentist posted:

Oh my God it was a performance of Beetlejuice the Musical

Gotta admit, that always gets me going too.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It’s showtime

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


oh i thought the guy was ted cruz

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Indecisive posted:

oh i thought the guy was ted cruz

Ted Cruz isn't into Boerbert, he likes moms, not grandmothers

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

Paladinus posted:

What did he do wrong?

"Tell me a guy has a small dick without telling me he has a small dick"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Too real.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Paladinus posted:

What did he do wrong?

From what I’d heard, he’s a libtard and she didn’t know

Knowing full well who she is by this point, you’d have to be a real fuckin’ horny liberal to get with that bag of brain worms though, I don’t care how hot she is, so I take that with a grain of salt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You know, I begin to think he was the one who decided to end the relationship.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's been a bit since I posted here but this thread title made me lmao out loud. Somebody link me to the funny bit please?

E found it good job lmao

Haha no that wasn't it lemme try again

Here it is

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:01 on Sep 22, 2023

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Paladinus posted:

What did he do wrong?

Be a Democrat that Boebert was attracted to/didn't hate.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Feel like if you’re the sort of person that Boebert wouldn’t hate, you’re probably doing something wrong.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




I would abandon every principle I hold dear, to get wanked off at the Beetlejuice musical

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Amphigory posted:

I would abandon every principle I hold dear, to get wanked off at the Beetlejuice musical

fuckin thank you. bravest post on the forums

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Amphigory posted:

I would abandon every principle I hold dear, to get wanked off at the Beetlejuice musical

poo poo, you buy my ticket and you’ll get more than that

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