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RangerScum
Apr 6, 2006

lol hey there buddy

spog posted:

Meanwhile, Annie L gets the Pirelli calendar and bangs out some tat that wouldn't even win a Flickr award:







I think the Schumer one works but not a fan of any of the others. Also tired of Annie's "show the background setup" gimmick since like 2010.

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HPL
Aug 28, 2002

Worst case scenario.
Is she seriously cutting feet off intentionally?

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
the vertical lines in the first one are triggering me pretty hard right now too

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS
I actually like the yoko ono shot. But I have lovely taste.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

HPL posted:

Is she seriously cutting feet off intentionally?

Was my first thought as well.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

BANME.sh posted:

the vertical lines in the first one are triggering me pretty hard right now too

Yeah, it seems crooked, but I don't think it is.

Also some are calling it the death of the pirelli calendar. And by 'some', I mean clickbait bullshit on f-stoppers.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Considering 5 years ago the calendar was Terry Richardson taking pictures of attractive young models with their tits out this actually owns and good on Annie Leibovitz because there's no way they'd be willing to go this direction with the calendar without her name behind it.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



red19fire posted:

Yeah, it seems crooked, but I don't think it is.

Also some are calling it the death of the pirelli calendar. And by 'some', I mean clickbait bullshit on f-stoppers.

Check the light stand though. I ain't seen any light stands that can go any other way except vertical.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
'Okay, Amy that's a lovely pose, but could you twist your upper body and hunch over a little so we can get some really deep folds in your stomach.
Don't worry, I'll make sure the lighting really accentuates them with heavy shadows.


Yes, this year's calendar is different and is to show that women are more than just pretty bodies and the mind is what is important.
Now if you could just pop your tits out, love.'

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
'Okay Yoko, you're something of a scrawny bird, so we'll have a bit of fun and put you in a pose called the "plucked chicken"

Is the chair too high for you to get in without assistance? Keep struggling, I want to use it to show how old you as you haven't been relevant since 1962'

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
'Sorry Serena, I can see why no-one ever used you to spread email viruses.

Just face the wall, love and I'll try to do something'

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Considering 5 years ago the calendar was Terry Richardson taking pictures of attractive young models with their tits out this actually owns and good on Annie Leibovitz because there's no way they'd be willing to go this direction with the calendar without her name behind it.
p much this forever

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/03/f...&pgtype=article

Apparently this is a signal of a cultural shift.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Considering 5 years ago the calendar was Terry Richardson taking pictures of attractive young models with their tits out this actually owns and good on Annie Leibovitz because there's no way they'd be willing to go this direction with the calendar without her name behind it.

Now we have Annie L taking pictures of attractive young models actresses/sports personalities with their tits out.

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
First they came for the bikini babes in my jack calendar and I did not speak out... because I was busy masturbating to an unlimited amount of free, on-demand porn available on the internet for free

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
should've just done this year's calendar with men and featured nude terry richardson to make everyone miserable

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 2, 2015

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Why call them "sheroes"? Why not heroes? Or heroines? Someone must've been triggered.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

bobmarleysghost posted:

Why call them "sheroes"? Why not heroes? Or heroines? Someone must've been triggered.

I saw that, too. I had to fumble around under my desk after my eyes rolled out of my head.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


bobmarleysghost posted:

Why call them "sheroes"? Why not heroes? Or heroines? Someone must've been triggered.

oh my god i missed that

what the hell :psyduck:

Ric
Nov 18, 2005

Apocalypse dude


mr. mephistopheles posted:

Considering 5 years ago the calendar was Terry Richardson taking pictures of attractive young models with their tits out this actually owns and good on Annie Leibovitz because there's no way they'd be willing to go this direction with the calendar without her name behind it.

I much prefer the TR 2010 calendar TBH.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Ric posted:

I much prefer the TR 2010 calendar TBH.

Thanks for the update on your sexual assault boner.

Ric
Nov 18, 2005

Apocalypse dude


365 Nog Hogger posted:

Thanks for the update on your sexual assault boner.

You're welcome. TR does some questionable things but I don't think his Pirelli calendar is amongst them. Photographs 1970-1990 is one of my favourite books (and presently sits on my shelf next to Terryworld) but it's been a while since AL's done anything remotely exciting.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIIYUBuhtUw

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

jfc

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
now even computers know that your photos are poo poo

http://news.mit.edu/2015/csail-deep-learning-algorithm-predicts-photo-memorability-near-human-levels-1215

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Unfortunately it seems extremely biased towards faces. Anything with a face gets a high rating, landscapes get super low ratings.

Though I suppose one could make an argument that that's actually an accurate conclusion.

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
milestones.jpg

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Dren posted:

milestones.jpg



I'm the 120% bar

Unless 120% means 12 keepers on 10 shoots, but it's more likely he just hosed up his Excel poo poo.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i'm the olympus owner with 0% keepers

huhu
Feb 24, 2006
Ordered a point and shoot film camera on eBay and the guy just put it into a large box with no packaging whatever. A++ would purchase from again.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



huhu posted:

Ordered a point and shoot film camera on eBay and the guy just put it into a large box with no packaging whatever. A++ would purchase from again.

Amazon likes to put things in a big box with a single piece of brown packing paper, it's the most hilarious token effort ever, why even bother putting any paper in.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
They keep sending FP100c in padded envelopes and the packaging *always* shows up crushed.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

iSheep posted:

They keep sending FP100c in padded envelopes and the packaging *always* shows up crushed.

Send them packaging feedback about it and they'll eventually put a note into their system that it needs to go in a box.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Yond Cassius posted:

Send them packaging feedback about it and they'll eventually put a note into their system that it needs to go in a box.

Have been every time.

Friend sent me a box of 6 for Christmas so it's gonna be a while before I order some again, but maybe something will change between now and then.

EDIT: Like Fuji discontinuing the film.

iSheep fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Dec 19, 2015

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
I got a present of one of those DIY lomography toy cameras. It was a thoughtful gift but I can't see myself ever using the thing.

Anyone got any dumb suggestions as to what I could do with it?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

crap nerd posted:

I got a present of one of those DIY lomography toy cameras. It was a thoughtful gift but I can't see myself ever using the thing.

Anyone got any dumb suggestions as to what I could do with it?

give it to me

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
Actually, starting a camera around the world thing with it could be fun.

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

crap nerd posted:

Actually, starting a camera around the world thing with it could be fun.

jump right to the end by taking it down to the zoo and letting a kangaroo smash it

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
Preferably a big red from Western Australia so the job gets done properly

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huhu
Feb 24, 2006
http://palettegear.com/ this game across my news feed. Seemed pretty interesting until I checked the price tag. Nope.

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