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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

fuckpot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak22TZKSkpc

When I am alone in the car and in a good mood, I will often find myself trying to imitate Kramer here. I am yet to be interrupted by my car making GBS threads itself but I have a feeling it's just around the corner :ohdear:

The Dupstep version of that fits perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmcrAfWIuk

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Pardon me your majesty, but we don't accept twenty dollar bills with lipstick on the President.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
We're not getting a Penthouse Forum!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

potee posted:

We're not getting a Penthouse Forum!

Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. A few days ago my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive our new neighbor Linda was…

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
I saw this on the subway today... could it be?
THE PUFFY SHIRT?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey, she looks like a pirate! :haw:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

T. Finninho posted:

Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!

As far as I can recall, that's the first instance of Angry George.

It didn't become a recurring thing until later seasons.

See:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Jerusalem posted:

Hey, she looks like a pirate! :haw:

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Red posted:

As far as I can recall, that's the first instance of Angry George.

No, I think that would be,

:supaburn: I KNOW IT'S NOT CARTWRIGHT! :supaburn:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Guys with cats. I don't know.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Feels like an Arby's Night.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Vigilance posted:

Up here, I'm already gone.

I can barely see you, Vigilance.

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Red posted:

As far as I can recall, that's the first instance of Angry George.

It didn't become a recurring thing until later seasons.

See:



GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!!!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Gyshall posted:

Feels like an Arby's Night.

Its a shame they haven't tapped Patrick Warburton for Arby's commercials.

I'd have loved to hear him deadpan "Its good mood food."

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
I can't watch a man sing a song.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Hank Morgan posted:

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!!!

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DrBouvenstein posted:

No, I think that would be,

:supaburn: I KNOW IT'S NOT CARTWRIGHT! :supaburn:

COCO IS GETTIN' UPSET!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sash! posted:

Its a shame they haven't tapped Patrick Warburton for Arby's commercials.

I'd have loved to hear him deadpan "Its good mood food."

The closest we'll get is the Cheese and Burger Society.

Which, admittedly, is pretty sweet.

Edit: I want this burger more than I've ever wanted anything in the world right now:


Butterkase, beer mustard, pretzel bun! :allears:

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jun 2, 2013

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

That was a hell of a thing when Spock died.

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
I think something bit me.

E:
On that part where Elaine is mesmerized by that rotating tire display:
What the hell is that thing?

I tried Googling it before but all I remember getting was auto shops offering tire rotation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Edit: I want this burger more than I've ever wanted anything in the world right now:


Izzy Mendelbaum: What in holy hell?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Jerusalem posted:

Izzy Mendelbaum: What in holy hell?

Jerusalem, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe-

...I lost my train of thought. :geno:

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

PS. Love the cabin posted:

I think something bit me.

E:
On that part where Elaine is mesmerized by that rotating tire display:
What the hell is that thing?

I tried Googling it before but all I remember getting was auto shops offering tire rotation.

It's literally just a tire shop sign that was common in the 90s for some reason. Now that you say it, it might have been to make you remember to rotate your tires. Elaine in The Abstinence is really just pretty great.

"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

ultramiraculous posted:

It's literally just a tire shop sign that was common in the 90s for some reason. Now that you say it, it might have been to make you remember to rotate your tires. Elaine in The Abstinence is really just pretty great.

"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."

I'm pretty sure Seinfeld is the reason I have a love for analogies.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ultramiraculous posted:

"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."

I don't get it. :confused:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

ultramiraculous posted:

"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."

A woman's body is a work of art. A man's body is a utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
I've been practicing law for twenty-five years, potee's listening to a caddy!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I don't even mind the word "manure".

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole

Gyshall posted:

I don't even mind the word "manure".

It's pronounced "thermometer".

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Wrong thread oops

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Red posted:

Wrong thread oops

Go wherever you want, I'm still gonna love you.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Red posted:

Wrong thread oops

Wrong floor again! :confused:

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Chexoid posted:

Wrong floor again! :confused:

Mail on Sunday?

Oops!

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

PS. Love the cabin posted:

I think something bit me.

E:
On that part where Elaine is mesmerized by that rotating tire display:
What the hell is that thing?

I tried Googling it before but all I remember getting was auto shops offering tire rotation.

It's an optical illusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVCoYfUPpgM

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I don't care much for the beach, I freckle.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

Wrong thread oops

Oh noooooo. I'm sorry, the card says "Moops." :smug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

esperantinc posted:

Mail on Sunday?

Oops!

Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get out, the more keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks! And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day...!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
Boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route!

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Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

MINT WIZARD posted:

Boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route!

Any of 'em talk to you?

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