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What about live vegetables?
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I added a rule to the OP: do not post pictures of anyone eating live animals. But Brian is an animated character, and the fellatio invitation was a humorous double entendre.
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Dec 27, 2023 13:15
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Raw oysters are live animals when eaten Not lively animals like those tortured boozefish though
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Dec 27, 2023 14:09
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Olewithmilk posted:What about live vegetables? https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM?si=lg0rMYGlZD7HLdNA
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Dec 27, 2023 14:32
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maybeadracula posted:Raw oysters are live animals when eaten I don't think anyone should eat raw oysters either tbh.
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Dec 27, 2023 14:40
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Olewithmilk posted:What about live vegetables? Call any vegetable, and the chances are good that a vegetable will respond to you.
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Dec 27, 2023 15:05
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I have eaten raw oysters, prairie oysters, and Rocky Mountain oysters. I recommend against all of them.
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Dec 27, 2023 18:20
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The big question on my mind is, do prairie oysters cure hangovers? I can't imagine any other reason to try one.
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Dec 27, 2023 18:24
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They do not.
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Dec 27, 2023 18:29
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Mymla posted:I don't think anyone should eat raw oysters either tbh.
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Dec 27, 2023 18:41
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zedprime posted:Other side of the coin: oysters are vegan actually. Moral veganism is always a bit of an illusion when you consider the zillions of critters killed by farming vs someone who kills like one elk and their family eats it for a year
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Dec 27, 2023 19:00
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maybeadracula posted:Raw oysters are live animals when eaten One of the other mods found a Dailymotion version of that video which said they were leeches. I don't think eating a leech is much different than eating an oyster, but I had to google "dead fish reanimated by beer" and i did not enjoy doing that. I don't want to have to do research to see if something is or is not animal abuse.
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Dec 27, 2023 19:02
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:One of the other mods found a Dailymotion version of that video which said they were leeches. I don't think eating a leech is much different than eating an oyster, but I had to google "dead fish reanimated by beer" and i did not enjoy doing that. I don't want to have to do research to see if something is or is not animal abuse. Oh for sure, it's really easy to avoid posting any edge cases so we should all just do that
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Dec 27, 2023 19:05
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zedprime posted:Other side of the coin: oysters are vegan actually. I’ll bite. This is incredibly stupid and just plain wrong.
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Dec 27, 2023 19:14
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Some vegans even eat roadkill.
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Dec 27, 2023 19:15
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As a freegan, I just set up on the shoulder of the highway
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Dec 27, 2023 19:41
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Any animal without a spine is basically just a fancy plant.
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Dec 27, 2023 21:23
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It would've been morally correct to eat Lowtax 
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Dec 27, 2023 21:25
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Olewithmilk posted:What about live vegetables? Technically the process of life and death for plants is a lot harder to nail down. A lot of plants can just have parts taken off and then grafted onto other plants and then those parts just still work, and you'll have a different plant just growing connected to the same root system. Potatoes famously if left sitting long enough will just grow out some roots looking for soil. I think a lot of plants are probably still "alive" when you eat them. Especially if they still have leaves and chlorophyll, those cells could still be functional in a similar way to when they were connected to the rest of the plant. axolotl farmer posted:I’ll bite. This is incredibly stupid and just plain wrong. Eh, veganism as a whole is entirely based on drawing an arbitrary line between some foods and other foods, so I don't think it makes any real difference if you wiggle that line around a bit arbitrarily. I also have always hated the word "vegan" and its origins of some dingus taking the first and last part of the word "vegetarian".
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Dec 27, 2023 21:42
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Here's an expert's opinion on moral veganism, to educate y'all.quote:As Grimes explains, "I love hot dogs because they don't kill cows for hot dogs, so you can eat hot dogs without guilt if you need meat but you still have vegan tendencies, or you want to try to avoid creating demand for stuff because it's just all the waste, it's all the extra product, so I'm a huge proponent of hot dogs actually, and it is the best-tasting meat as well, so it's basically a win-win."
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Dec 27, 2023 22:03
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what in the world
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Elviscat posted:Here's an expert's opinion on moral veganism, to educate y'all. Canadian vegans are also allowed to eat beavers.
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Dec 27, 2023 22:12
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Oh man, I've been making butter toast wrong this whole time. A bite off the stick, then a bite off the toast, what was I thinking?? 
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Dec 27, 2023 22:16
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Elviscat posted:Here's an expert's opinion on moral veganism, to educate y'all. Jesus christ those kids have no chance no matter who “wins” them do they
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Dec 27, 2023 22:21
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hot dogs don't come from cows, they come from the store 
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Dec 27, 2023 22:32
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of course she just eats hot dogs, noodles, and bread. how could it be anything other. moral veganism means you can eat pig assholes though, so go hog wild.
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Dec 27, 2023 22:36
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having a hearty lol imagining a vegan cruise line run by Grimes
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Dec 27, 2023 22:50
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She's a complete nutter but given the world we live in, hot dogs and spam are probably more ethical calories than almonds or many factory farmed vegetables, depending on your metrics
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Dec 27, 2023 22:50
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The world's most ethical food is the Costco hot dog.
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Dec 27, 2023 23:08
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Everything is vegan if you hide from god's gaze when eating
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Dec 27, 2023 23:19
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Grand Fromage posted:The world's most ethical food is the Costco hot dog. Is there anything it can't do?
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Dec 27, 2023 23:26
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Captain Hygiene posted:It would've been morally correct to eat Lowtax Fortunately everyone here was eating his rear end out so no one got infected with his brainworms.
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Dec 28, 2023 00:50
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Grand Fromage posted:The world's most ethical food is the Costco hot dog. steinrokkan posted:Everything is vegan if you hide from god's gaze when eating
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FFT posted:What's the uh vegan status of the Garfield "coffee" strip? Asking for a friend. It's bringing more animal life into the world, you can't get more vegan than that
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Dec 28, 2023 01:40
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I'm at the local hospital because of a traditional Xmas holiday ED visit, and I am delighted to be able to report to this thread: Kebabs. Hospital kebabs. Honorary mention to the weird amount of tuna in the vending machines. Trip report dependent on how long I'm here I guess?
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Dec 28, 2023 01:51
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I'm at the local hospital because of a traditional Xmas holiday ED visit, and I am delighted to be able to report to this thread: Sorry about your soft penis
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Dec 28, 2023 02:22
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I'm at the local hospital because of a traditional Xmas holiday ED visit, and I am delighted to be able to report to this thread: No photos?
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Dec 28, 2023 02:41
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When I was last in hospital I had very nice egg sandwiches. Time before that I had liver and onions, which I might be the only person my age in the UK who actually likes that.
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Dec 28, 2023 02:43
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Got a case of the ol Christmas Dick
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Sorry about your soft penis If u think my penis is soft about hospital kebabs u have wildly underestimated how i about kebabs bro
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