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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

wakka wakka posted:

Americans really will use anything except the metric system

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

G-Spot Run posted:

Cotton Eye Joe!

lol

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Inceltown posted:

I skipped a couple of posts but pretty sure this wasn't asked.

Would you prefer to have coffee with Joe Rogan or a bagel with Jordan Peterson?

Rogan for sure. While we don't see eye to eye on many moral or political issues, we have a lot in common when it comes to recreational drug preferences.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I have my coffee with cream and my bagel with I've never had a bagel IDK.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've never had a bagel IDK.

What in the gently caress poo poo

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
:bagl:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't live in New York, where bagels live.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Can I have the bagel and then suplex peterson?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Can I have the bagel and then suplex peterson?

Gee I dunno, can you?

(Like, a pot of natural yoghurt could suplex Peterson so the answer is yes.)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't know but I'm excited to find out together.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't live in New York, where bagels live.

This feels like code for something.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I don't know but I'm excited to find out together.

I am not Jordan Peterson, the genius.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

This feels like code for something.

I actually just found out (by Googling) that there's a "Bagel House" just around the corner down the street but I've never been there and it's 9½€ for a thing with a hole in it?!? I can get a whole-rear end pizza and a litre of milk for less.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I'd probably go for Peterson. Rogan seems like the kind of guy that gets unpleasant when you ridicule him to his face while Peterson would start bumbling and crying only leading to more hilarity.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just like bagels more than coffee.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I actually just found out (by Googling) that there's a "Bagel House" just around the corner down the street but I've never been there and it's 9½€ for a thing with a hole in it?!? I can get a whole-rear end pizza and a litre of milk for less.

A litre of milk will also have a hole in it. Sometimes it's plastic & round and other times it's fibrous & polygonal.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't live in New York, where bagels live.

you can't even get a scooped gluten-free bagel in New York

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


kazil posted:

you can't even get a scooped gluten-free bagel in New York

Good

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

A litre of milk will also have a hole in it. Sometimes it's plastic & round and other times it's fibrous & polygonal.

It's an opening, not a hole. Can't see daylight through it? Not a hole. :colbert:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you think bowling balls have three "openings" in them?

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
This thread is being overran with pictures, please slow down



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you think bowling balls have three "openings" in them?

No they have holetshekkejä.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



kazil posted:

you can't even get a scooped gluten-free bagel in New York

I only eat the scooped out part, it’s the pork belly of the bagel

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Snowy posted:

I only eat the scooped out part, it’s the pork belly of the bagel

:mods:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Rogan for sure. While we don't see eye to eye on many moral or political issues, we have a lot in common when it comes to recreational drug preferences.

joe rogan's drug is almost aspirational. It's amazing a guy with his level of brain damage has managed to achieve so much

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

enigmahfc posted:

This thread is being overran with pictures, please slow down



i want to know what show this is also you goddamn chud your 11 year old knows about the gays already

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Arivia posted:

i want to know what show this is also you goddamn chud your 11 year old knows about the gays already

Some Star Wars, I assume.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If things get violent you definitely don't want to be with Rogan instead of Peterson

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kiimo posted:

If things get violent you definitely don't want to be with Rogan instead of Peterson

You could use Peterson as a beating-stick.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You could use Peterson as a beating-stick.

Too fragile.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'd imagine he's a bit like a Slim Jim. All leathery from eating beef.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

gently caress I sure could go for a litre of milk

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Rogan for sure. While we don't see eye to eye on many moral or political issues,

Or literally, most likely :razz:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
from the little ive seen, peterson is boring as gently caress in his edited videos, i cant imagine how boring this man is unedited

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I'd have a bagel with Peterson on the condition that he is not allowed to leave under any circumstances for the full duration of the brunch or whatever. 60 guaranteed minutes of him having to endure me needling him about poo poo.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/jtbthought/status/1719718463420387745

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Arivia posted:

i want to know what show this is also you goddamn chud your 11 year old knows about the gays already

It was The Orville.

It's an older image i had saved from an idiot i never talk to anymore, i was just trying ANYTHING to get images back in the funny image thread and not talk about balls or metric systems or bowling balls or whatever.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What's the original?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Okay Twitter can exist another year I guess

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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Professor Moriarty posted:

Or literally, most likely :razz:

Good call, I will use my 7-inch height advantage to leverage even more DMT and cannabis edibles from him.

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