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Nothing Human; Now, new Bajoran officer we've never seen before, are you sure this is the man you saw murder your grandfather and brother along with hundreds of other Bajorans, leaving permanent psychological scars? You couldn't be mistaken, could you? Are you certain you weren't mistaken? Absolutely 100% sure? Let's do an investigation instead of believing your word. Just be absolutely sure. I did at least like the Arnold Rimmer-esque photo slideshown scene in the cold open, with Chakotay ensuring everyone get the same full thrilling experience he and Harry Kim got instead of an emergency Yellow Alert.
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Scudworth posted:Shoulda used this for the mirror universe eps. It's kind of amazing. http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...ame=aphrocarlin
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MA-Horus posted:"Archer's Theme" from the credits is much much better than faith of the heart I got to see an advanced copy a few hours before it premiered on TV and I spent some time trying to warn people that yeah, it wasn't a rumor they actually went ahead with the dopey theme song Nobody believed me Neddy Seagoon posted:What was disappointing for me was starting off with sweet meaty-sounding blasters firing energy bolts... and an episode or two in they go right to Phase Pistols. A few episodes? Try by the end of the pilot. Apparently they were on board the whole time but nobody bothered to mention them until the last minute? Also after awhile they give up on the "only two settings" thing and just use them like regular phasers lol
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Y'all need some Faith of the Heart. I've got it
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From award-winning feature film Titan A.E.
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You'd expect people to be nicer to the transporter chief because he can beam your dick off.
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FabioClone posted:You'd expect people to be nicer to the transporter chief because he can beam your dick off. can you use the transporter to... borrow... matter to enhance your own dick? like say riker's packing heat, if i pay off miles do you think he could atomize riker's junk and put it in mine if we teleport at the same time? I bet dick thieves are a major issue in the 24th century.
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They can alter your whole Race in like 20 Minutes, everyone has a perfect junk to sex alien ladies with, for diplomacy. The 24th Century got rid of wars, disease, hunger and penis envy. That's why there are no wars.
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I don't believe it. Just because we've 'equalized' the race for big human cock doesn't mean the dick war wouldn't just escalate. Miles probably has some bad dragon poo poo going on underneath. He has a 2nd heart that just pumps blood to his phallus constructed from the stolen dicks of his starfleet enemies.
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basic hitler posted:I don't believe it. Just because we've 'equalized' the race for big human cock doesn't mean the dick war wouldn't just escalate. Miles probably has some bad dragon poo poo going on underneath. He has a 2nd heart that just pumps blood to his phallus constructed from the stolen dicks of his starfleet enemies. I'm not saying there isn't any deviation, but I bet you can get a Standard Galactic Penis for free in a post scarcity society at the nearest Doctor. It would explain how Miles landed Keiko.
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This is amazing. I am amazed.
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Volcott posted:From award-winning feature film Titan A.E. You're just a cosmic castaway
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BEST KAI POWER RANKINGS 5) Kai Opaka 4) Kai Bareil (Theoretically, had that Kendra valley massacre gone off a little smoother) 3) Kai Winn 2) Kai Kira (Star Trek Online timeline) 1) Kai Winn the dessert 
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What would have been more plausible: a wacky episode where O'Brien becomes Kai, or a wacky episode where Quark becomes Kai?
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Quark, as some kind of con on the gullible Bajorans.
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He'd use his Kaiship to finally loot the Bajoran Fund for Orphans with a bulk transfer payment to the Ferengi Fund for Barkeeps.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:What would have been more plausible: a wacky episode where O'Brien becomes Kai, or a wacky episode where Quark becomes Kai?  
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O'Brien becomes Kai due to some loophole when Kira gives birth to his child. He just sits in the temple staring at a wall, dreaming about his Although Quark preaching about the "Profits" is also a good option
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shadow puppet of a posted:2) Kai Kira (Star Trek Online timeline) What, how? Kira's pretty religious but she's got way too much murder in her heart. She said so herself multiple times.
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shadow puppet of a posted:BEST KAI POWER RANKINGS
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slap me and kiss me posted:Space should be more lively This works surprisingly well
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Thirty Days; Tom Paris is demoted to Ensign and sentenced to 30 days in the brig. This could've been a character piece similar to Sevens actually-good episode the previous season where she's stuck looking after the ship while everyone's in stasis... but instead it's just the framing device for a regular episode that could've been ended with him being sent to the brig as punishment  .The ocean in space was pretty cool at least. Nemico posted:1) The hot dog on Kai Winn's hat Please don't knock the leader who will guide them to Fuchal.
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He gets sent to the brig for a month for trying to pull off an act of planet wide terrorism.
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Scudworth posted:He gets sent to the brig for a month for trying to pull off an act of planet wide terrorism. To be fair, at least they address the fact he only did it because the Menaens were pretty obviously going to ignore their reports and keep on mining O2 until the whole thing fell apart.
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I like that episode. Improbable ocean planet is fun.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I like that episode. Improbable ocean planet is fun. I did too, I just think the framing device of "reciting a letter in the brig" was dumb, considering it implies he spent 30 days telling the story. Especially when it just skips from Day 10-ish to Day 30. You also get to finally see the fabled Delaney Sisters  .
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The Delaney sisters don't exist. They're a riff in Joseph Conrad's Secret Sharer .
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Automatic Slim posted:The Delaney sisters don't exist. They're a riff in Joseph Conrad's Secret Sharer . No, they are actually in the episode playing Captain Proton with Tom and Harry as the episode's opening.
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I always thought Enterprise was good despite Archer being a plank of wood. Kind of realistic in that sense that the captain of a military vessel be dry as oats.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, they are actually in the episode playing Captain Proton with Tom and Harry as the episode's opening.  Imagine how awful their personalities had to have been to drive one into the combative, stubborn, rankled arms of B'Elanna instead.
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do we ever see them outside the holodeck? and if so, how do we know it isn't a simulation inside a simulation? The Delaney sisters don't exist. Nothing exists, everyone in the star trek universe is a brain in a jar.
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FabioClone posted:do we ever see them outside the holodeck? and if so, how do we know it isn't a simulation inside a simulation? That shot is in a corridor, and we know it's not a simulation inside a simulation because that's the entirety of Enterprise.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That shot is in a corridor, and we know it's not a simulation inside a simulation because that's the entirety of Enterprise. Enterprise and Voyager are both Riker's' holodeck sex programs. That's why nothing makes sense and all the women have huge knockers.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:O'Brien becomes Kai due to some loophole when Kira gives birth to his child.
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O'Brien Must Suffer
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The groundwork for the Kai Potato storyline was clearly laid out in the episode where he becomes the spiritual leader of that Bajoran village.
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This show is a masterpiece of serialized storytelling.
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god bless this thread
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