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Nefarious 2.0 posted:do you think martin short watched the baby when he was preparing for his role in clifford He prepared for the role by taking Ritalin, eating ice cream out of the tub, and watching documentaries with lots of indigenous nudity.
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Kingo Ligma posted:HDR is loving garbage, turn that motion smoothing tier poo poo off and retrain everybody in marketing to undertake more important work as scaffolding for coral reefs to grow on. Amen, brother.
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I've never owned an hdr capable device but it sounds good in theory. Whiter whites and blacker blacks could make for a more dynamic picture for anything that's not a movie. and motion smoothing is good specifically for sports and video games.
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kalel posted:and motion smoothing is good specifically for sports and video games. absolutely not.
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May 11, 2024 16:50
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correct, it's good for everything
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khwarezm posted:I shouldn't be bitching about some of the wonky looking effects in the trailers? You shouldn't watch ads at all, but if you do you definitely shouldn't say anything, but if you do it definitely shouldn't be whining about the least important element of all media.
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I rescind that statement since I don't actually watch sports, ime every TV playing sports seems to have motion smoothing enabled. but I shouldn't have presumed for the meatheads itt. however, motion smoothing is the only way I can get bloodborne at 60 fps. therefore by induction it cannot be ontologically pure evil, q.e.d.
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kalel posted:and motion smoothing is good specifically for sports and video games. 
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kalel posted:I rescind that statement since I don't actually watch sports, ime every TV playing sports seems to have motion smoothing enabled. but I shouldn't have presumed for the meatheads itt. just post through it
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Khanstant posted:You shouldn't watch ads at all, but if you do you definitely shouldn't say anything, but if you do it definitely shouldn't be whining about the least important element of all media. No, sorry, if a special effects heavy movie has ropey and awkward looking effects I'm well within my rights to notice, especially if it looks that way in a trailer.
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yeah i'll have 2 quesalupa's and some of that new flesh i hear you got
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Apes movie talk: It’s amazing that the incredibly seminal review by the Onion Film Standard of like the only the second of now four of the actually what 11th apes film was like 10 years ago now. I hope that Peter K. Rosenthal is doing okay with his endless erection of making up literary film criticism on the spot about this trash. I hope he is not homeless from all of those paychecks that he has burned while jamming these apes films up his rear end back to back to back.
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May 11, 2024 18:56
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I'm glad watching Prime gives me ads before the movie now, it's nice.
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jeeves posted:Apes movie talk: the onion just got bought out by people who want to revive ONN so I assume there will be lots of new reviews coming
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'm glad watching Prime gives me ads before the movie now, it's nice. Yeah my first reaction after getting shown an ad for a cellular service that isn’t even available in my area was “welp, back to piracy!”
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jeeves posted:Apes movie talk: Jeez, sorry I asked.
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Seeing the Marky mark planet of the apes in theater has given me an aversion to ape movies.
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I'm just not really into apes. I mean I get it. I get apes. Just have to pass.
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We can’t pretend even the original apes movies were some highbrow cinema. They are what they are and they lean into it.
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The OG movies had Roddy McDowell at least, yeah after the marky mark one I haven’t watched any of em.
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Planet of the vapes
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Mr. Meagles posted:I'm just not really into apes. 
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Mordja posted:Planet of the vapes This is an actual business that sells, guess what
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kalel posted:I've never owned an hdr capable device but it sounds good in theory. Whiter whites and blacker blacks could make for a more dynamic picture for anything that's not a movie. and motion smoothing is good specifically for sports and video games. Wtf
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May 11, 2024 21:40
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sharknado slashfic posted:This is an actual business that sells, guess what Vaporware?
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hdr is good and has nothing to do with motion smoothing. it just allows for it to be really bright in one spot and really dark in another spot at the same time
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Yeah I like hdr mostly, theoretically, although like every visual innovation, dumb bastards crank it to 110% and make it garish. My problem is just subtitles being set to 100% nits peak brightness or whatever and loving up a dark good looking image with the tv equivalent of aftermarket high beams. Just cause it's an accessibility feature doesnt mean it has to be garish and tasteless.
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sharknado slashfic posted:This is an actual business that sells, guess what Planets
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No one's guessed right yet 
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its very funny how many ape-themed vape shops popped up during the NFT craze. im sure they're all doing great
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I still don't understand why my Vapes 4 Snakes business failed
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Improbable Lobster posted:I still don't understand why my Vapes 4 Snakes business failed 1-877-vapes-4-snakes
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Improbable Lobster posted:I still don't understand why my Vapes 4 Snakes business failed No one was ever quite sure if the business was providing vapes for snakes to use, or if you would send in your snakes and the company would send an equivalent value of vapes back to you.
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sharknado slashfic posted:This is an actual business that sells, guess what
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Kingo Ligma posted:Jeez, sorry I asked. lol
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Cubone posted:vapes! Ty I was getting worried I'd have to answer it myself. I enjoyed the Bad Asses On the Bayou, it's entirely ridiculous and no one takes it too seriously (especially Trejo and Glover) so it works. I seem to remember the first one taking itself a bit seriously but they discarded any pretense of anything making sense in the third one. I can't remember the second one at all but I know I've seen it.
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