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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

m2pt5 posted:

The only thing I can think of like that (or at least the first notable one) was This Is Not Porn. Sadly, the site is dead now.

If you are right about what that guy was looking for it seems to still be functioning here: http://notpron.org/notpron/levelone.htm

It's incredibly hard too. Good luck with that.

syscall girl fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jun 27, 2010

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jackymc
Mar 30, 2010
Yesssssssss. I believe that's it, or at least it's the exact same type of browser game.

Thank you!

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
Ooh, I thought it was notporn not notpron. My mistake.

Unless that's a mirror, then I was half right.

ViceroyFizzlebottom
Mar 20, 2006

Come unto me, and I shall give you rest.
This poor nerdly virgin won the opportunity to lose his virginity to a porn star. I think it was Brittany Snow, and he kept forgetting her name. I felt kinda bad for the porny girl because he was sucking her toes and was like "AGH WARM" when they got down to it. That still hangin' around somewhere?

Perpetual
Sep 7, 2007
For the record, notpron and notporn were two different puzzle sites (notporn came first, though notpron is somewhat better known). Notporn was rehosted on https://www.thisisnotapuzzle.com .

I honestly can't remember which one had the true/false puzzle you describe, but both are pretty memorable otherwise so you should be able to figure out which one it is from the other pages.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




There are also these sites:

http://www.try2hack.nl/levels/

http://www.hackthissite.org/missions/

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

the Rat is dead posted:

I honestly can't remember which one had the true/false puzzle you describe,

Notpron definitely has that one - I went through the first 3-4 levels, and ran into it.

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

ViceroyFizzlebottom posted:

This poor nerdly virgin won the opportunity to lose his virginity to a porn star. I think it was Brittany Snow, and he kept forgetting her name. I felt kinda bad for the porny girl because he was sucking her toes and was like "AGH WARM" when they got down to it. That still hangin' around somewhere?
Obviously :nws: http://www.spankwire.com/Britney-Skye-fucks-a-virgin/video110307/

soch823
Aug 23, 2004

Sup

Bruce Boxliker posted:

Crosspost from the other finding stuff thread, maybe someone here knows:

1. I'm looking for this super-libertarian novel that's supposed to be one of the worst books ever. It never got a real publication but I've seen it on amazon somewhere. I think it had "Confessions" somewhere in the title and the first chapter was a dude blowing up a bunch of helicopters cause they were on his property. There was a thread on here somewhere (maybe LF) where people read it and I'm pretty sure it got goldmined. It's not that secret agent kid book in the regular LF goldmine.



You might be thinking of Unintended Consequences by John Ross. It was TFR that had a thread on it.

saberwulf
Mar 3, 2009

Pipe rifles and snack cakes.
I'm cross posting this from my thread that was going to replace this but this one got revived:

Does anyone alive remember that one MMO that was being developed that was like second life but with beautiful graphics and every window was someones ingame room? It was based in a city and it's suburbs and allowed people to do awesome poo poo like stream pictures from your My Pictures folder onto picture frames, and also browse windows from computers or watch Youtube on flat screens, and all of those were interchangeable, like Youtube on a picture frame. There was a video for it showing off the game and the developer guy really liked to hype that it could be played on any system, even phones since it was developed "in the cloud".

If anyone could help me find ANYTHING on this elusive little fucker i will love you forever, IIRC the name of it was Cityscape. This game has haunted me for years now, and i am one of the very few who remember the video for it.

chipclip
Jun 13, 2010

goon's best friend.
Here's a long shot.

I'm looking for a site where this guy talks about working for Electronics Boutique or Babbages or something up to his early or mid-twenties when he finally decided he wanted more out of life and went off to become a programmer. It's a pretty lengthy account of the stagnant half-reality that is working mall retail and ultimately somewhat uplifting.

I wanted to reread it when I was going through a low point last year, but goddamn it I couldn't find it. Still can't. First read it in 2007.

Cetaphobia
Jun 17, 2009

Ewige Blumenkraft

Paradox Personified posted:

NEUROCAM! God, I was in on that poo poo and did dead-drops, scouted locations..
Neurocam is not a game, neurocam is not neurocam, neurocam is not art.. neurocam is art..

Aaaaah, you magnificent bastard, thanks for reminding me. :)

Yellow-1 is still around doing similar things, last time I heard. I was friends with one of the chaps who started it, and he said they were bringing it back. The site is showing updates, too. I'd contact them if you miss Neurocam.

TonTon
May 1, 2008
I'm looking for a little Japanese site that had a bunch of flash games on it. There were at least four that were called something like 'animal maze' - the one I remember best had a little orange monkey you had to get from one side of a river to another, using rotating pieces of pathway to get him there. Another game on the site was a version of Amida using ladybugs, and yet another had a little old lady throwing skewers to stick dangos; the more dango pieces, the more points. A final game was a little FPS where you played an ugly fat girl who hated all cute couples and you had to incinerate all the couples that appeared on a street with a laser.

I know it was Japanese because I could read enough to decipher the Amida game, but I don't remember anything about the URL or anything else. Thanks in advance!

Awesomazing
Feb 5, 2009

Ghosts N Stuff
I am looking for something that was posted on here about a web comic that almost seemed like a script for a movie about a man who was schizophrenic and could see ghosts or aliens from other worlds. It was called something like the defender. I haven't been able to find it anywhere and when I try to find it on google all I get is hancock stuff.

blazing_ion
Jul 11, 2008
Back in the late 90s, there was this group I heard on a late-night radio station that played exclusively gothic, doom metal, industrial and other wonderful stuff. If anyone is from the Montreal area they'll know what CKUT was like back then. Well, one night I heard a group doing some weird and amazing stuff by mixing Bach Cantatas with death and doom metal. Don't remember the name of the group or the song, but the album had the word "Herbst" in it (they were German or Austrian or something like that) and this means "Spring". Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about and where I can find this stuff again?

Flying High
Jan 7, 2010

blazing_ion posted:

Back in the late 90s, there was this group I heard on a late-night radio station that played exclusively gothic, doom metal, industrial and other wonderful stuff. If anyone is from the Montreal area they'll know what CKUT was like back then. Well, one night I heard a group doing some weird and amazing stuff by mixing Bach Cantatas with death and doom metal. Don't remember the name of the group or the song, but the album had the word "Herbst" in it (they were German or Austrian or something like that) and this means "Spring". Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about and where I can find this stuff again?

Hmm, using Rateyourmusic.com, I think I found two possibilities of the album you were looking for...

Herbst by Darkside

Hünengrab im Herbst by Nagelfar

They were released in 1993 and 1997 respectly, and they are both Doom/Death/Black metal albums... But, I haven't heard them, or if these are the correct albums you are looking for...

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!
I posted in the PYF thread but I'll put it here too, and just update the other post after getting an answer.

I'm trying to find a video of a white rapper, I think he's Irish, and he's wearing a baseball cap, rapping in this squeaky high-pitched voice (like normal but sped up). At one point he's outdoors on a teeter-totter or something, drinking from a bottle. It was in a thread about Irish or white rappers, but I couldn't find the thread via Google.

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

particle409 posted:

I posted in the PYF thread but I'll put it here too, and just update the other post after getting an answer.

I'm trying to find a video of a white rapper, I think he's Irish, and he's wearing a baseball cap, rapping in this squeaky high-pitched voice (like normal but sped up). At one point he's outdoors on a teeter-totter or something, drinking from a bottle. It was in a thread about Irish or white rappers, but I couldn't find the thread via Google.

I'm guessing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

paradigmblue
Oct 12, 2003

CaptainViolence posted:

SCP-093 is the one he's talking about, I think. It's one of my favorites.

That is incredibly creepy. I want to turn on all the lights in my house now.

KaosPV
Sep 25, 2007
Mediterranean schizo
I want to find an article from SA's front page that was about some kind of parody of the Justice League, with emails from some of its members to the leader (which was a partody of Wonder Woman, I think). I've tried searching for it but to no avail, as I don't remember any of the names of the parody characters... I remember that there was a parody of Green Lantern who was talking about his wikipedia article listing his weaknesses.

thanks in advance goons!

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

blazing_ion posted:

Back in the late 90s, there was this group I heard on a late-night radio station that played exclusively gothic, doom metal, industrial and other wonderful stuff. If anyone is from the Montreal area they'll know what CKUT was like back then. Well, one night I heard a group doing some weird and amazing stuff by mixing Bach Cantatas with death and doom metal. Don't remember the name of the group or the song, but the album had the word "Herbst" in it (they were German or Austrian or something like that) and this means "Spring". Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about and where I can find this stuff again?

http://metal-archives.com/release.php?id=2496

Might be that too.

blazing_ion
Jul 11, 2008

Flying High posted:

Hmm, using Rateyourmusic.com, I think I found two possibilities of the album you were looking for...

Herbst by Darkside

Hünengrab im Herbst by Nagelfar

They were released in 1993 and 1997 respectly, and they are both Doom/Death/Black metal albums... But, I haven't heard them, or if these are the correct albums you are looking for...

Thanks, Flying High, for showing me those. I haven't been able to find anything online to listen to by Darkside, but I know it's not Nagelfar for sure.

Nebelwerfer posted:

http://metal-archives.com/release.php?id=2496

Might be that too.

Sure it's not that either, but thanks for showing me more great music!

The thing about this lineup was that it was way more refined than the black metal at the time. I mean, they actually sang in addition to growling. There was a whole choir and orchestra with them as well. One of the reasons I found and got into Therion a couple of years later was because of madly trying to hunt down whoever these guys were.

A few more vague memories that have returned to me about this song I'm looking for:
1) I'm sure "Herbst" was actually "Herbstlaub", which means Autumn Leaves. I just checked out some long dead Danish band by the same name, but it's not them.
2) The main theme of the song that hooked me the most was a metalized version of "Von Gott will ich nicht Lassen", by Bach. Complete with growls, choir, orchestra, screaming guitars and drums. Check out the original of the tune I'm talking about : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibclMvLF74Y I'm hoping it will ring some bells!
3) I'm sure part of the song also used the lyrics: "Skeleton, oh Skeleton!" This third point could be completely off base, but for some reason it stuck in my mind. It's probably something I heard completely wrong.

You guys are definitely on the right track, though! I feel like a 13 year old mystery is about to be solved!

Greggorian
Feb 28, 2003
Teh Slacker King
I remember that someone from here (can't remember their name) had made some mp3s of Sonic The hedgehog zones acapella. I specifically remember Casino Night Zone being one of them and it was incredibly awesome. Does anyone have it? If I'm remembering correctly it was casinonightzone-coolversion.mp3, or something similar to that.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Greggorian posted:

I remember that someone from here (can't remember their name) had made some mp3s of Sonic The hedgehog zones acapella. I specifically remember Casino Night Zone being one of them and it was incredibly awesome. Does anyone have it? If I'm remembering correctly it was casinonightzone-coolversion.mp3, or something similar to that.
If you're thinking of who I'm thinking of, I can't help you with the MP3 for Casino Night Zone (the only acapella songs I have of his are the Sonic 2 End Theme and the Duck Tales Theme), but I think the person you're looking for is Buml0r. His website is in his profile but it doesn't look like he hosts the songs there. I guess you could always PM him though?

Edit: actually come to think of it I think all of his video game acapellas have nonsense lyrics so he might not be the right guy. Stick "Dave Bulmer" into youtube and have a look.

oh no computer fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jun 29, 2010

torjus
Nov 22, 2005

I want YOU to MSPaint!

blazing_ion posted:

You guys are definitely on the right track, though! I feel like a 13 year old mystery is about to be solved!
You must promise to tell us what it is if you find it on your own!

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

BELL END posted:

If you're thinking of who I'm thinking of, I can't help you with the MP3 for Casino Night Zone (the only acapella songs I have of his are the Sonic 2 End Theme and the Duck Tales Theme), but I think the person you're looking for is Buml0r. His website is in his profile but it doesn't look like he hosts the songs there. I guess you could always PM him though?

Edit: actually come to think of it I think all of his video game acapellas have nonsense lyrics so he might not be the right guy. Stick "Dave Bulmer" into youtube and have a look.

I think he also did the acapella Mystic Cave Zone which is linked on the Sonic 2 Special Edition LP.

take my life... please!
May 31, 2006

We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
For the past few weeks, I've been searching for a series of videos of children with Down Syndrome and other mental/physical handicaps performing for what seemed to be a public access show. The highlight was the bizarre little girl in all black who simply hissed to the camera "I'M GOTH". They got pulled off the youtubes, I'm still searching.

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
Long ago on these forums, there was a fan fiction thread. The theme for the thread is that there is some terrible fanfiction for nearly everything, but if there was something without a fan fiction entry, than the idea was to fill the void. I wrote a story based on Microsoft Office, but someone else wrote this awesome Pa Rappa story. He's unable to perform and so he calls on Chop Chop Master Onion, who then gets him into the groove.

I remember it being hilarious, but I never rediscovered it.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
What was that Scottish creative writing where the guy writes like a 10 year old child, and its hard to tell whether its all deliberate and just a hilarious form of gonzo or the author is legitimately that awful (i remember leaning towards the former)?

It was absolutely hilarious and I'm so down with checking to see if anymore has been posted, its just i can't think of anything to google for it besides "and 10 women had been had sex with".

Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music
I think it was two years ago that someone made a thread showing off a trailer for their student film. It parodied LARPers by showing some "badass" filtered footage of nerds in ninja and viking costumes running through the forest but then it cut to their actual combat, and they were just awkwardly swinging at eachother and freaking out about getting hit.

Also, a youtube video of a woman going to her boss and asking for a bonus, and he goes "I don't know about a bonus, but I've got a boner" and as he's unzipping his pants, it cuts to the beginning of CSI Miami intro and "YEEEAAAAAH!"


Help me find them. :(

Barack HUSSEIN fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jun 30, 2010

Epigone
Feb 20, 2007

They call me Mr. Glass.
A couple friends and I used to be entertained greatly by a short student film that I can no longer find. In said short, the basic plot is that a man who repeatedly fakes his own death comes in contact with two of his children from different women who have fallen in love, or something of the sort. The daughter is a fencer and a violinist and the son is a famous boxer who believes he is from the future because his 'dead' father would come to him during his childhood while he was drunk. One of the memorable lines from this is the boxer son saying in what is portrayed as a post-fight interview "In the future, man's favorite sport is perpetual motion." I think it might have been hosted on Atomfilms, but back in 2003-2005. I just cannot find this video, and every few months I find myself googling all kinds of related terms in hopes of finding it, but I get nothing.

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

ReverendFaux posted:

For the past few weeks, I've been searching for a series of videos of children with Down Syndrome and other mental/physical handicaps performing for what seemed to be a public access show. The highlight was the bizarre little girl in all black who simply hissed to the camera "I'M GOTH". They got pulled off the youtubes, I'm still searching.

Type "Special Poetry Slam" and you should find some clips of it in Youtube.

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

The Scientist posted:

What was that Scottish creative writing where the guy writes like a 10 year old child, and its hard to tell whether its all deliberate and just a hilarious form of gonzo or the author is legitimately that awful (i remember leaning towards the former)?

It was absolutely hilarious and I'm so down with checking to see if anymore has been posted, its just i can't think of anything to google for it besides "and 10 women had been had sex with".

Was it the one with

quote:

Trent looked at himself in the eyes. He couldn't of seen them normally except he was looking in a stream. Because of being in the army, he knew all about survival. Using a stream like mirror or a log or something as a seat if his legs got tired. His eyes that he was looking at looked tired, if only there was a log in that stream for them. There probably was logs in the stream thought Trent, but I'm not touching them with my eyes! "haha thought Trent. Trent sat on a log. Because of his legs were tired. CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back. It was a broken twig though with a foot on it. Trent thought that was probably what broke it. He looked up the foot and up the leg the foot was on and then up again until he saw the face of a beautiful woman. Then Trent had sex with her " hahaha" Thought Trent.

if so, http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

Flying High
Jan 7, 2010

blazing_ion posted:

Thanks, Flying High, for showing me those. I haven't been able to find anything online to listen to by Darkside, but I know it's not Nagelfar for sure.


Sure it's not that either, but thanks for showing me more great music!

The thing about this lineup was that it was way more refined than the black metal at the time. I mean, they actually sang in addition to growling. There was a whole choir and orchestra with them as well. One of the reasons I found and got into Therion a couple of years later was because of madly trying to hunt down whoever these guys were.

A few more vague memories that have returned to me about this song I'm looking for:
1) I'm sure "Herbst" was actually "Herbstlaub", which means Autumn Leaves. I just checked out some long dead Danish band by the same name, but it's not them.
2) The main theme of the song that hooked me the most was a metalized version of "Von Gott will ich nicht Lassen", by Bach. Complete with growls, choir, orchestra, screaming guitars and drums. Check out the original of the tune I'm talking about : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibclMvLF74Y I'm hoping it will ring some bells!
3) I'm sure part of the song also used the lyrics: "Skeleton, oh Skeleton!" This third point could be completely off base, but for some reason it stuck in my mind. It's probably something I heard completely wrong.

You guys are definitely on the right track, though! I feel like a 13 year old mystery is about to be solved!

I found that you can download Herbst by Darkside for free if you register to their newsletter on reverbnation.com/darkside... Info I found was here...

I also found this album because of the new info you gave me, Herbstleyd by Nargaroth. Hopefully that helps.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

The Sezza posted:

Was it the one with


if so, http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

Yes that's it, thanks.

Although the blog on which the author posted the later chapters has exceeded its bandwidth thus they are seemingly inaccessible.

But thank you for knowing exactly what I was talking about and pointing me towards it.

Cheers

platero
Sep 11, 2001

spooky, but polite, a-hole

Pillbug

ReverendFaux posted:

For the past few weeks, I've been searching for a series of videos of children with Down Syndrome and other mental/physical handicaps performing for what seemed to be a public access show. The highlight was the bizarre little girl in all black who simply hissed to the camera "I'M GOTH". They got pulled off the youtubes, I'm still searching.
Someone beat me to the name of it, but I come prepared with a link. Plenty of NWS on that page, of course.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special_Poetry_Slam

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I have kind of a weird request. Does anyone have a picture of the old forums main page with helldump on it? I'd really appreciate it.

wheres my arm
Feb 1, 2008

Back in like 2001-ish, I saw a video making fun of the emo subculture that was sort of new at the time.

In it, Emo Guy #1 goes over to Emo Guy #2's house. They are both wearing ridiculous outfits, with shirts actually made for 12-year-old girls and scarves/bandanas. They talk about different bands and going "to the show". The bands all have names like XmyXbleedingXheartXremembersXjuneX and XzombieXdeathXkillXkillX. They go out to the car and Emo Guy #1 says he doesn't like one of the bands. Then Emo Guy #2 says he loves that band. There's sort of awkward tension and eventually #1 says he loves them too.

I think this video had a Thursday song in it.

Chemical Shift
Aug 17, 2008
There was this book that I had when I was a kid, and it had a website devoted to it, but I can't remember it. Basically it was a big creepy puzzle where you had to figure out clues in each room and pick the right room to go into, except it was incredibly difficult. There was even a thread a year or so ago where people were trying to figure it out, but not only can I not find that thread, I can't even find the thread where you can ask people to find an old thread :psyduck:

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Chemical Shift posted:

I can't even find the thread where you can ask people to find an old thread :psyduck:

Anyone remeber that thread where.. Lost SA stuff thread

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