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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
snype!

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


poemdexter posted:

where can i find a list of jewish sounding last names?

find the top 20 most popular american last and first names and just add "owitz" to the end and use them over and over.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

*berg
*stein
*feld

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

thats how IBM coded their jew killing computer in ww2

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

poemdexter posted:

where can i find a list of jewish sounding last names?

williamsburg, brooklyn phone book

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
alternatively: google every GIA licensed diamond grader

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8
welp http://weasel.net/jewish/index.php?gen=yes

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

if you tick the "German" box it literally just puts a "von" before the name

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8
lol

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Hammerite posted:

if you tick the "German" box it literally just puts a "von" before the name

I thought that's how it worked in real life too...

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Hammerite posted:

if you tick the "German" box it literally just puts a "von" before the name

Kurt Von Negut

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


haha, the "scottish" modifier is better, "McKirschfinger", "McSpiegelwitz" and lets not forgot the "McGoldspan"

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
So 5 dead jew lists on wiki? Dutch, German, Irish, Scottish, and the rest?

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Nov 2, 2010

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bow_tie_wearers

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008



Sorry, page contains the world's most awesome president, thus it is not worthless.

4lokos basilisk fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Nov 13, 2010

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Penisface posted:

Sorry, page contains the world's most awesome president, thus it is not worthless.

never heard of him

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

should redirect to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam#Noted_current_and_former_members_and_associates_of_Nation_of_Islam

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the reason I found that article is I googled "nation of islam bow ties" and that's the first hit

Jo
Jan 24, 2005

:allears:
Soiled Meat

Need to deface this to "Llist of Tae Bo Wearers" with a picture of Billy Blanks.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_YouTube_celebrities


jenkees is the only one on there that's not worthless

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Yodzilla posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_YouTube_celebrities


jenkees is the only one on there that's not worthless

I think we've got it

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Yodzilla posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_YouTube_celebrities


jenkees is the only one on there that's not worthless

we have a winner

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Yodzilla posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_YouTube_celebrities


jenkees is the only one on there that's not worthless

list does not contain maru, utterly worthless

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Yodzilla posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_YouTube_celebrities


jenkees is the only one on there that's not worthless

should have sent.... a poet

LinuxGirl87
Feb 13, 2006

by Ozmaugh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_goats

Why does humanity need a list of fictional goats? Why do nearly 30% of them appear to be animus?

LinuxGirl87
Feb 13, 2006

by Ozmaugh

LinuxGirl87 posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_goats

Why does humanity need a list of fictional goats? Why do nearly 30% of them appear to be animus?

DEATH TO THE ROUND-EYE GOAT. OPPRESSORS OF GRORIOUS NIPPON.

LinuxGirl87 fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Nov 16, 2010

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
from the article for los angeles-area eatery pioneer chicken



"The Original owner of the Olympic Blvd. Pioneer location with a group of hungry E3 attendees, circa 2006"

The Store
May 2, 2009

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Rugrats

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
:wtc:

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

The Evan posted:

body paint in pubic hair :barf:
shave that poo poo, ladies

THANKS FOR THE SEXUAL INFANTILISATION OF WOMEN rear end in a top hat

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

a bad babe posted:

THANKS FOR THE SEXUAL INFANTILISATION OF WOMEN rear end in a top hat

lol anyone who says this doesn't get laid.

I loving hate going down on a woman and getting pubes in my mouth.

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

Neu posted:

lol anyone who says this doesn't get laid.

I loving hate going down on a woman and getting pubes in my mouth.

:goonsay:

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8

Neu posted:

I loving hate going down on a woman
mac user spotted OYpsosS BTIHC

e: gently caress you fishmech my avatar owned

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
quote editing is a shameful form of humor. Shameful.

But in all honesty who doesn't hate a pube in the back of their throat?

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8
theres a urmom joke in there somewhere

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8

Neu posted:

quote editing is a shameful form of humor. Shameful.

But in all honesty who doesn't hate a pube in the back of their throat?
urmom

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
sup jeg

crab avatar
Mar 15, 2006

iŧ Kë3Ł, cħ gøÐ i- <Ecl8
noo

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

wow did neu just legibly state that he doesn't like going down on women?

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Neu posted:

lol anyone who says this doesn't get laid.

I loving hate going down on a woman and getting pubes in my mouth.

you know it is possible to go down on a woman with pubic hair and not get pubic hair stuck in your throat. Just because you saw one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where that happens doesn't mean that's the norm in real life.

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