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neoboman posted:That was July 4th. Anyway right in the middle, the ship blows up, burning debris, bodies falling and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield, I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt!"
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Hank Morgan posted:Anyway right in the middle, the ship blows up, burning debris, bodies falling and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield, I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt!"  I find funny people so sexually attractive, I don't even care what they look like! :bigtran:
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Capt. Sticl posted:Smells really bad.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it? 
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neoboman posted:That was July 4th. Joel actually cowrote Jerry's HBO special in the 80s.
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Stare-Out posted:All right, enough with the smells. Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!
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T. Finninho posted:Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE! OH GO TO HELL!
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T. Finninho posted:Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE! This was Elaine's best reaction to anything ever. Just so perfectly hostile. Great, I'll wait for you outside!
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T. Finninho posted:Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE! Oh, it's you. We were just talking about you. Listen, Jerry doesn't want to talk to you. Nobody wants to talk to you, so why don't you just drop dead?? 
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Jun 14, 2013 16:54
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OH YOU HUNG UP ON MY NANA?!
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Macaluso posted:OH YOU HUNG UP ON MY NANA?! YOU TOLD MY NANA TO DROP DEAD? 
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Congratulations on a job... done.
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DrBouvenstein posted:YOU TOLD MY NANA TO DROP DEAD? She's on a very fixed income!! STOP THE SHOW!!! 
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The bank? It BURNED. IT'S GONE!
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What you wanna do is go down to 49th Street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming, he'll help you. 
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You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We taking the armoire and that's all there is to it. Okay?
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The cabin is, uh...George?
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Coffee And Pie posted:The cabin is, uh...George? Burned.
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We could build a cabin like that. Well, maybe not us, but two men could.
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Jun 15, 2013 02:57
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Yeah, Koko. That chimp's alright.
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I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.
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YES! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known! And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand... 
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mcvey posted:I fear my.......... orgasm.......... has left me a cripple. The delivery on this line is amazing.
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P.S. Love the- oh wait.
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We’ll say we’re frightened and we have to go home.
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I made up an excuse and I got the hell out of there!
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"You just left? What did you tell her?" "I told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour!"
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haljordan posted:We’ll say we’re frightened and we have to go home. Are you kidding? He'd clunk our heads together like Moe!
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Wait wait, hold it, hold it. Look who's over there. Don't look, don't look! It's DrBouvenstein. He'd be perfect for my movie. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. (takes a deep breath) I gotta go over there, I gotta give him a copy of my treatment.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Are you kidding? He'd clunk our heads together like Moe! HE'S IN THE BATHROOM 
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haljordan posted:We’ll say we’re frightened and we have to go home. The first time I sparred with an opponent, I was terrified. My legs, they were like noodles. But then I looked inside, and I found my katra. Your Spirit, your BEING. That part of you that says "Yes! I can." I listened to MY katra, and now I'm dominating the dojo.
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Its just a matter of common courtesy. You come in the house, you wipe your wheels!
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Master of the house, doling out the charm.
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It took me several months, but I am finally caught up with this thread. Thanks for the memories!
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vandelay industries posted:It took me several months, but I am finally caught up with this thread. Thanks for the memories! You should have read it backwards. Goodnight, Jugdish.
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Macaluso posted:Reperations!!!! Ah, sure. Poor Red has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.
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Look at the cute little bastard. You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?
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