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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This is not doing favours for Trump's ratings in New Mexico

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mistranslation, he's cutting aid to three specific Mexican states, with the number going up until his demands are met

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1112129891628212225

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

Mistranslation, he's cutting aid to three specific Mexican states, with the number going up until his demands are met

I dunno if I’m missing a joke here or not but the US is cutting aid to El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras and whoever does graphics for Fox and Friends is too dumb to know or care that Mexico isn’t another word for central or South America

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Krankenstyle posted:

im surprised skrillex still exists

actually, does he?

He just recently did a song for the videogame Kingdom Hearts 3.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Phlegmish posted:

Mistranslation, he's cutting aid to three specific Mexican states, with the number going up until his demands are met

No, see above. They meant El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras. But whoever writes the Fox chyron is like a lot of people in the US and thinks “Mexico” includes all Spanish-speaking countries.

Unless this is an edit (it probably isn’t an edit) and :thejoke:?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Benito Mussolini's granddaughter is really pissed at Jim Carrey after he posted a political art about her grandfather.

https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112246866480152576
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112357501066985472
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112358090446462978
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112359541126111232
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112307009259483137
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112307862670376960
https://twitter.com/Ale_Mussolini_/status/1112368867211427847

She's also a politician and appears to be continuing Benito's legacy as a fascist. And yes, she's a fan of Trump, retweeting him several times.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Apr 1, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Never thought Jim Carey would bring about WW3 and the apocalypse.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Never thought Jim Carey would bring about WW3 and the apocalypse.

Frankly I always expected it.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm only shocked it didn't happen sooner

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

The MSJ posted:

Benito Mussolini's granddaughter is really pissed at Jim Carrey after he posted a political art about her grandfather.



She's also a politician and appears to be continuing Benito's legacy as a fascist. And yes, she's a fan of Trump, retweeting him several times.


She thinks he's American. If she was on the ball she'd tell him to do renditions of ongoing indigenous abuse and she'd be on the nose, but she's confused as to his nationality.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

kupachek posted:

She thinks he's American. If she was on the ball she'd tell him to do renditions of ongoing indigenous abuse and she'd be on the nose, but she's confused as to his nationality.

That’s part of how she’s wrong, yes. But he’s a dual citizen, so :shrug:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Elon Musk has a record label, Emo G Records, and has released a song about Harambe.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1111916290375974917

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Today is going to be insufferable

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

you missed the most amazing burn of all time
https://twitter.com/zerorisposte/status/1112297894927843328

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:

Never thought Jim Carey would bring about WW3 and the apocalypse.

His comeback is gonna be hot hot hot!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Aesop Poprock posted:

I dunno if I’m missing a joke here or not but the US is cutting aid to El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras and whoever does graphics for Fox and Friends is too dumb to know or care that Mexico isn’t another word for central or South America

It was an Estados Unidos Mexicanos joke that fell flat, they can't all be winners. OK none of them are, but I'll get there someday

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Amazing.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

What's the range of a jetski? 90 miles seems like a lot.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/thenatbird/status/1112506410611281920

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Vic engineer to take fart case to the top

A couple of standout quotes:

quote:

A judge blasted the case out of the Supreme Court last year, but Mr Hingst made an appeal bid.

quote:

"You came over to him and dropped your guts, and then he went over to you and dropped his guts."

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/916017426290135040

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


Except when they are directed at the native peoples of North America.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Shifty Nipples posted:

Except when they are directed at the native peoples of North America.

:thejoke:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
It's a twofer.



That thing has been there as long as I've been alive.

quote:

In late 2017, new owners installed large oxidized steel sculptures of dinosaurs, a woolly mammoth, a giraffe, and Fred Flintstone in the yard.

That's new to me though. I love it.

quote:

The house was unpopular with some neighbors, and inspired the formation of a local architectural review board.[6] In March 2019, the town of Hillsborough filed a complaint against the current owner of the house. The complaint alledges that the current owner's modifications are a "public nuisance" and that she did not receive the proper permits for her modifications.[14] On March 20, 2019, Florence Fang retained the Law Offices of Mayor Joseph L. Alioto and Angela Alioto to respond to the Hillsborough Complaint.[15]

The answer, of course, is more dragons dinosaurs.

Zesty has a new favorite as of 09:08 on Apr 4, 2019

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Zesty posted:

What's the range of a jetski? 90 miles seems like a lot.

Most of the islands in the strait have towns on them. He probably didn't do it in one leg.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Zesty posted:

It's a twofer.



That thing has been there as long as I've been alive.


That's new to me though. I love it.


The answer, of course, is more dragons dinosaurs.

I used to live near Hollywood, Florida where on the way to my friends house we'd always pass this dude who built himself an actual castle with turrets and a moat and everything. I'd be fine with an entire neighborhood of whimsy rather than boring suburbia.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

jojoinnit posted:

I used to live near Hollywood, Florida where on the way to my friends house we'd always pass this dude who built himself an actual castle with turrets and a moat and everything. I'd be fine with an entire neighborhood of whimsy rather than boring suburbia.

gently caress yeah. Especially around San Francisco and South Bay. More of this, less tech bros.

My hometown there recently decided they were going to tear down affordable housing for multi-million dollar homes. ugh. At least let the eccentric rich people who got in early to do whatever the gently caress they want.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Zesty posted:

It's a twofer.



That thing has been there as long as I've been alive.


That's new to me though. I love it.


The answer, of course, is more dragons dinosaurs.

To be fair, I think they should be forced to actually live in the house.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

jojoinnit posted:

I used to live near Hollywood, Florida where on the way to my friends house we'd always pass this dude who built himself an actual castle with turrets and a moat and everything. I'd be fine with an entire neighborhood of whimsy rather than boring suburbia.

There's a weird mini-castle in a cul-de-sac in Birmingham, Michigan that I've never understood. Apparently it had a $3.5 million price tag as of 2016.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


I know, I know. I just wanted to remove any ambiguity because I think that team name really sucks.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1114622583775944705

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014


Did the poachers finally go extinct now?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The live-action adaptation is going well, I see

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Feel good story of the year

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dienes posted:

To be fair, I think they should be forced to actually live in the house.

Rent it out to old boomers, I'm sure they recognize the scenery

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

The live-action adaptation is going well, I see



The friggin core strength of that snake, got dang

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
I do like that none of the animals, aside from the lion who died before he could finish the job, seem to be interested in actually killing Zardoz or whatever his name is, just loving him up for being a jerk.

Edit: After a quick lookup, he is indeed just a jerk that wants to kill all the animals for beating the poo poo out of him. This is the hero that forces him to fly his own plane into the tidal wave he created to kill the jungle.

It's not some cool battle face paint, Fantomah's face turns into a skull when she's doing her thing.

Detective Thompson has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Apr 7, 2019

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is this that superheroine with all the hosed up punishments for villains

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catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Phlegmish posted:

Is this that superheroine with all the hosed up punishments for villains

It was the Golden Age, you're going to have to narrow it down a little.

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