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yowza, this guy's Twitter is a lolmine, he's got like twenty stupid analogies for how this disaster is really trump killing it https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/845384443875463169 https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/845378698765307904 https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/845377742350794756 Etc
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Moridin920 posted:meanwhile I'm just trying to watch some non-racist cuck porn 'cuz I'm into the humiliation aspect of it and I gotta wade through all the "NOT your daughter and NOT wife are loving a black man!!!"
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Lol you liberals think he's self immolating when really he's burning down your precious handouts
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Dial-a-Dog posted:yowza, this guy's Twitter is a lolmine, he's got like twenty stupid analogies for how this disaster is really trump killing it Trump just wrote a metaphor that as soon as people comprehend it, it turns out its a simile. that dude is batshit crazy. what's he verified as? My guess is a writer for Breitbart based solely on those tweets
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Mar 24, 2017 22:35
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"Trump is busy driving the dems off the cliff, but last minute, he is totally going to jump out of the car and do a sick back flip, just you wait, it's going to be really cool and not at all stupid or lame, CUCK CUCK GOOSE"
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Someone on Facebook called me a cuck and said I was just scared my fiancee was gonna get deported. I guess they looked at my profile and my fiancee is super paranoid about her Web presence so her FB uses her first name then some made up stuff as her surnames. I guess it sounded ethnic to this guy. But she's lily white and from Virginia so lol
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Mar 24, 2017 22:37
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Trump just ordered a 40 foot sandwich from a Democratic Subway, and when the meal arrives, he dines and dashes
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Dial-a-Dog posted:yowza, this guy's Twitter is a lolmine, he's got like twenty stupid analogies for how this disaster is really trump killing it We're not owned! We're not owned!
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Skypie posted:Someone on Facebook called me a cuck and said I was just scared my fiancee was gonna get deported. I guess they looked at my profile and my fiancee is super paranoid about her Web presence so her FB uses her first name then some made up stuff as her surnames. I guess it sounded ethnic to this guy. These are the same dumb-dumbs who think Dijon mustard was Obama getting "all uppity and putting on airs" LMAO
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Mar 24, 2017 22:39
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Madcosby posted:Trump just wrote a metaphor that as soon as people comprehend it, it turns out its a simile. Beats me, his Twitter says he hosts some garbage internet radio show. I also get a little lol every time I see some minor internet celebrity with a checkmark after they wouldn't give one to Lowtax
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ElGroucho posted:These are the same dumb-dumbs who think Dijon mustard was Obama getting "all uppity and putting on airs" LMAO Wait what
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Madcosby posted:Trump just wrote a metaphor that as soon as people comprehend it, it turns out its a simile. Radio host iirc
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Mar 24, 2017 22:39
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So Obama is some fancy pants by using anything beyond French's Muustard so uhhh lets vote for the guy who lives in a gold plated high rise condo in Manhattan
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Mar 24, 2017 22:41
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Dial-a-Dog posted:yowza, this guy's Twitter is a lolmine, he's got like twenty stupid analogies for how this disaster is really trump killing it Missed one because he deleted it: 
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:So Obama is some fancy pants by using anything beyond French's Muustard so uhhh lets vote for the guy who lives in a gold plated high rise condo in Manhattan it's bc he's black 
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i'm starting to think Republicans are maybe bit racist and/or dumb as gently caressMoridin920 posted:it's bc he's black 
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i'm starting to think Republicans are maybe bit racist and/or dumb as gently caress Sky blue, water wet, Trump is potus LOL
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Mar 24, 2017 22:42
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That Bill Mitchell guy wants to sex Donald Trump.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:44
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I'm not sure how blaming this on the democrats works when they didn't have a vote. Did any democrats vote against it? No, there wasn't a vote.
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Nonsense posted:Missed one because he deleted it: he's right, I am too dumb to figure out how to build a time machine so I can be born into wealth and opulence like Donald J Trump, and then bankrupt it multiple times and have to have the Russians bail me out and totally destroy faith in my own office, he got me 
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Nonsense posted:Missed one because he deleted it: Looks like the cocaine is wearing down and he's deleting some. The first one I quoted said "Trump just ran the ball down the middle for no gain to set up the deep crossing pattern for the game-winning touchdown..."
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Mar 24, 2017 22:43
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm not sure how blaming this on the democrats works when they didn't have a vote. Because LIEBERALS
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Mar 24, 2017 22:45
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Lol at the American president donald j trump being as incompetent as most hoped he would be. Though he will certainly leave an orange stain in the oval office and the power it represents. What is the point of anything when the potus is the laughingstock of the world
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Mar 24, 2017 22:46
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trump just built a car. his enemies they think he built a boat but its an amphibious car. so later when theres the road and later they say hey you cant drive your boat there its the road. guess what? trump is the master of strategy that is my take on the latest and all trump failures
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Mar 24, 2017 22:48
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Looks like the cocaine is wearing down and he's deleting some. The first one I quoted said "Trump just ran the ball down the middle for no gain to set up the deep crossing pattern for the game-winning touchdown..." By the way, that's the play you run when you're about to kick a field goal, the lamest way to score in football.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:48
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i'm bigly tired today from all this winning. LOOOOOL vvvv
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Mar 24, 2017 22:47
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NotWearingPants posted:I'm not sure how blaming this on the democrats works when they didn't have a vote. bc Trump apparently has 2 tools in the toolbox and one is "take credit for poo poo that you didn't do" and the other is "blame others for poo poo they didn't do"
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Mar 24, 2017 22:48
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when your every point is a metaphor you dont have much to go on
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Mar 24, 2017 22:49
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I'm tapping out Donald. I can't take any more winning. It's just like you said. I know too you'll pull me along to more wins though. So hard to keep up.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:49
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lol at mentioning how the bill repeals taxes on those w/o health insurance while totally neglecting to mention the 30% surcharge haha
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Mar 24, 2017 22:50
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Ok so I want to sum up the week, please fill in things I forget: 1) FBI confirms an investigation into Russian interference and possible collusion with Trump 2) Paul Manafort becomes the sacrificial lamb after it turns out he was on a pro Putin payroll 3) Spicy flubbed and said there was a huge appetite for tax returns before correcting himself to say reform 4) Paul Ryan delays a vote multiple times on the AHCA then swears there will be a Friday vote before pulling the football again 5) Ryan then has a conference where he says doing things is hard and there's no loyalty in the GOP 6) Trump whined about Democrats tanking the bill when the Republicans needed zero Dem votes to move it to the Senate. 7) Trump got in a big rig and made a Mad Max face while pulling the choo choo handle. 8) LOL this was one week
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Skypie posted:7) Trump got in a big rig and made a Mad Max face while pulling the choo choo handle. All day I've been laughing at this, and the lols show no sign of slowing let alone stopping
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Dial-a-Dog posted:All day I've been laughing at this, and the lols show no sign of slowing let alone stopping I looked at that picture today while sitting at my desk and start chuckling loudly, not giving a gently caress about what anyone around me thought
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Obama stumped Trump in a wicked game of 85d chess today
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bag em and tag em posted:Obama stumped Trump in a wicked game of 85d chess today Don't sleep on Barry O!
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Moridin920 posted:bc Trump apparently has 2 tools in the toolbox and one is "take credit for poo poo that you didn't do" and the other is "blame others for poo poo they didn't do" you forgot 'pay people 75% of the agreed upon price because they can't afford to sue you'
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"its now the world of putin, the world of donald trump" - marine le pen it is true and hosed up
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