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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

050124_3 posted:

the day's events when history became obstructed, january 1st 2015

Please sign up for DMs next time I want you to tell me about this in detail. This sounds important.

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Internet Old One posted:

Please sign up for DMs next time I want you to tell me about this in detail. This sounds important.

the problem was not enough fiber: :milkie:

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Agile Vector posted:

the problem was not enough fiber: :milkie:

He should add more features to his SA burner accounts. To punish Jeff and make fools of us.

Thankfully he hasn't thought of that yet because we're protected by satan.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Internet Old One posted:

He should add more features to his SA burner accounts. To punish Jeff and make fools of us.

Thankfully he hasn't thought of that yet because we're protected by satan.

that's satin

it protects, lifts and separates

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Beeftweeter posted:

that's satin

it protects, lifts and separates

Wish it would protect, lift, and separate me from ur posts

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Protect, lift and separate yourself back to GBS

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
the gateway 2000 handbook



it came in two models, a C&T 8680 "286" and a 486

per wikipedia (cleaned up):

quote:

The product was only 9.7 in (250 mm) wide, 5.9 in (150 mm) deep, and 1.6 in (41 mm) high, and weighed less than 3 lb (1.4 kg). While it used a Chips and Technologies 8680 microprocessor, it was marketed as having 286-level performance. The C&T chip set included hardware emulation of the Intel 80186 processor and the HandBook used a special feature of the chip set called SuperSet whereby 80286 instructions were trapped and then emulated in software. This same feature was used to emulate the 8051 keyboard controller, serial port and numerous other I/O functions. Intel worked closely with IQV to include similar capabilities in the SL chip sets which were introduced in the mid-90s.

The HandBook had 640 KB of RAM, a 20 MB hard drive, and a monochrome blue-white CGA-compatible display. The unit could be powered by a rechargeable NiMH battery or six AA batteries in a special battery pack. The rechargeable batteries were unusual in that they are able to be charged without actually being in the laptop. A floppy disk was attached through a proprietary parallel port connector. A tremendous engineering effort went into the design of the HandBook's keyboard. It featured 17.8 mm center-to center key spacing and 2 mm travel for a firm feel.

After the success of the original Gateway HandBook, Gateway came out with a 486 model. The HandBook 486 (as it was called) was originally available as two models: A 486SX/25 and a 486DX/40 model. Gateway later on came out with HandBook 486 models utilizing a 486SX/33 or 486DX/50 processor. All of these handbooks used a grayscale 640x480 VGA display. Because of the small size of the unit, the display was distorted — what appear as circles on other displays come out as ovals on the HandBook 486.

The built-in hard disk for the HandBook 486 was usually 120 MB in size. The HandBook 486 was produced between 1993 and 1995. It had 4 MB of built-in RAM, which can be expanded to 20 MB.

it ran on 6 AAs lol. note it has a thinkpad style clitmouse above the enter key and mouse buttons by the latch

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
give me that keyboard on a modern laptop

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Beeftweeter posted:

the gateway 2000 handbook



it came in two models, a C&T 8680 "286" and a 486

per wikipedia (cleaned up):

it ran on 6 AAs lol. note it has a thinkpad style clitmouse above the enter key and mouse buttons by the latch

i love the brightness/volume sliders :3

what was the battery life, 8 hours?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
RIP hansens soda

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

that "286" sounds like dogshit garbage and I wonder how badly it performed compared to a real one, but sign me up for that 486

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

gabensraum posted:

give me that keyboard on a modern laptop

i never used one of these specifically, but yeah most laptop keyboards back then were loving awesome and idk why we can't have them today

Progressive JPEG posted:

that "286" sounds like dogshit garbage and I wonder how badly it performed compared to a real one, but sign me up for that 486

it really does lol, but the tech sounds interesting anyway, so i was just reading the "chips and technologies" page. of course, it has next to nothing about the chip, let alone the software lol

there's a picture though

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Beeftweeter posted:

the gateway 2000 handbook



it came in two models, a C&T 8680 "286" and a 486

per wikipedia (cleaned up):

it ran on 6 AAs lol. note it has a thinkpad style clitmouse above the enter key and mouse buttons by the latch

the most perfect device to ever grace god's green earth

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Beeftweeter posted:

the gateway 2000 handbook



it came in two models, a C&T 8680 "286" and a 486

per wikipedia (cleaned up):

it ran on 6 AAs lol. note it has a thinkpad style clitmouse above the enter key and mouse buttons by the latch

why the gently caress would you want to connect a floppy disk? you can do that just as well with a bit of cellotape. now connecting a floppy disk drive would be useful.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

3D Megadoodoo posted:

why the gently caress would you want to connect a floppy disk? you can do that just as well with a bit of cellotape. now connecting a floppy disk drive would be useful.

hehe

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I didn't know they made an anime out of WinRAR

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

mystes posted:

I didn't know they made an anime out of WinRAR
its the other way around - winrar was developed out of a very popular anime

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
don’t even talk to me if you haven’t read the winrar manga

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




mystes posted:

I didn't know they made an anime out of WinRAR

ITS OVER 9000 (days without being registered)

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Don't ever talk to me or my unregistered copy again!!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

mystes posted:

I didn't know they made an anime out of WinRAR

it's called A WinRAR is You!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the acid test. and i remembered it because it had a moment of anachronistic relevance https://www.phoronix.com/news/Servo-Passing-Acid2

wasn't there a good chunk of time where no web browsers could pass the acid test?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



FMguru posted:

its the other way around - winrar was developed out of a very popular anime

under no circumstances play the winrar visual novel, it's pure uncut filth.

minidracula
Dec 22, 2007

boo woo boo
Wasn't there a thing a while back how "no one" registers WinRAR (except e.g., businesses), and it blew up (in some places) for a while, and then someone did a "goof" where they bought a registered copy of the oldest WinRAR they could, or something like that?

I guess I fall into the "never bought" but not the "never registered" camp because I got a free WinRAR license decades ago through a website that IIRC had a drawing to win one as a prize that month (they had monthly deals, usually discounted software), and I entered and happened to win.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


minidracula posted:

Wasn't there a thing a while back how "no one" registers WinRAR (except e.g., businesses), and it blew up (in some places) for a while, and then someone did a "goof" where they bought a registered copy of the oldest WinRAR they could, or something like that?

I guess I fall into the "never bought" but not the "never registered" camp because I got a free WinRAR license decades ago through a website that IIRC had a drawing to win one as a prize that month (they had monthly deals, usually discounted software), and I entered and happened to win.

the youtuber lgr registered winrar and went back through every version of it to see how far back a modern license would still work, he also found a registered copy of winzip in a bulk lot of ibm stuff

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

PKZIP 2.04g Shareware Version

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

huh. pkware still exists and they're still making pkzip

https://support.pkware.com/pkzip/pkzip-securezip-for-unix-linux

code:
$ dpkg-deb -I pkzs145010lx64en.deb
 new Debian package, version 2.0.
 size 23086024 bytes: control archive=2827 bytes.
     354 bytes,    11 lines      control
    1724 bytes,    24 lines      md5sums
    6887 bytes,   313 lines   *  postinst             #!/bin/sh
    6243 bytes,   297 lines   *  postrm               #!/bin/sh
    6226 bytes,   293 lines   *  prerm                #!/bin/sh
 Package: pkzip-server
 Version: 14.50.0010
 Section: non-free/utils
 Priority: optional
 Architecture: amd64
 Installed-Size: 33683
 Maintainer: PKWARE, Inc. <productsupport@pkware.com>
 Homepage: http://www.pkware.com/
 Source: pkzip-server
 Depends: libc6 (>= 2.3.4)
 Description: A program to create, extract, and transfer .ZIP files and other archive formats.

$ dpkg-deb -c pkzs145010lx64en.deb
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/
-rwxr-xr-x root/root      3112 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/PKCertTool-upgrade.sh
-rwxr-xr-x root/root   9637040 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/pkcerttool
-rwxr-xr-x root/root   9214384 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/pkevalinit
-r--r--r-- root/root      1278 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/How to UNZIP.html
-r--r--r-- root/root        90 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/license.ini
-rwxr-xr-x root/root  12092104 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/pkzipc
-r--r--r-- root/root   8389069 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/pksfxs.dat
-r--r--r-- root/root       702 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/How to UNZIP.txt
-rwxr-xr-x root/root   1353048 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/bin/7z.so
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/
-r--r--r-- root/root     35141 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/license.txt
-r--r--r-- root/root     29305 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/SNMPv2-MIB.txt
-r--r--r-- root/root      8263 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/SNMPv2-CONF.txt
-r--r--r-- root/root      8924 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/SNMPv2-SMI.txt
-r--r--r-- root/root     20023 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/whatsnew.html
-r--r--r-- root/root      5794 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/readme.txt
-r-xr-xr-x root/root      1226 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/tutorial.sh
-r--r--r-- root/root   2658051 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/pkzipc.pdf
-r--r--r-- root/root     11110 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/license-eval.txt
-r--r--r-- root/root    117091 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/ThirdPartyLicense.pdf
-r--r--r-- root/root      5896 2019-02-07 10:55 ./usr/pkware/pkzip/doc/PKWARE-MIB.txt
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/doc/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/doc/pkzip-server/
-rw------- root/root       189 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/doc/pkzip-server/changelog.gz
-rw------- root/root       189 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/doc/pkzip-server/changelog.Debian.gz
-rw------- root/root     35532 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/doc/pkzip-server/copyright
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/lintian/
drwxr-xr-x root/root         0 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/lintian/overrides/
-r--r--r-- root/root      2116 2019-02-07 10:56 ./usr/share/lintian/overrides/pkzip-server
deeply suspicious of "7z.so"

minidracula
Dec 22, 2007

boo woo boo

shackleford posted:

huh. pkware still exists and they're still making pkzip
Wikipedia's History section of their page after Katz died is... I dunno; I was gonna say "interesting", but it's not really, what it's more like is it's what you probably expect if you didn't know anything that happened after Katz died before reading it (which is more or less when I last paid attention to PKWARE): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PKWare

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Midjack posted:

under no circumstances play the winrar visual novel, it's pure uncut filth.
thats what makes it so good though :getin:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

wasn't there a good chunk of time where no web browsers could pass the acid test?

ya, several years

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

minidracula posted:

Wikipedia's History section of their page after Katz died is... I dunno; I was gonna say "interesting", but it's not really, what it's more like is it's what you probably expect if you didn't know anything that happened after Katz died before reading it (which is more or less when I last paid attention to PKWARE): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PKWare

huh

it is not what I expected but it makes sense

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




every so often I drive by their office in Milwaukee and go “huh, pkware exists”

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I had a dream that the entire internet reached final shittification. the only website left that still had content written by humans was cnet.com/blog and that was just boring as hell.

I have never used cnet and that page doesn't exist. stillf, shittification is very imminent and real. :smith:

thanks for coming to my dream journal tedx.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

I had a dream that the entire internet reached final shittification. the only website left that still had content written by humans was cnet.com/blog and that was just boring as hell.

I have never used cnet and that page doesn't exist. stillf, shittification is very imminent and real. :smith:

thanks for coming to my dream journal tedx.

bro visited a dreamwebsite

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


its funny because cnet was the first website i saw brag about having ai generated articles

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Username idea:

AI Jaffee

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rise of the yosbots

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
waking up from my dream i quickly enter the dream url before i forget it.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

when u wake up and go to a dream website in url life

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