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I'm so glad someone took just this line and made a video of it I can watch any time at all. I'm sure a time will come where I will wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat wanting to hear it and I'll be able to pull it up in seconds and everything will be okay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0kHxEhB_5Q
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Sash! posted:It's a presence! It's the beast!
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Robnoxious posted:Jerry thinks it's an entity. "... and I had won by so much, a myth began to grow about my speed. Only Robonoxious suspected something was amiss. He's hated me ever since. Now... he's back.  "
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Jun 18, 2013 19:00
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That was the day I lost my virginity to potee, the voluptuous home room teacher.
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I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good. 
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potee posted:I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em! 
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Jun 18, 2013 20:43
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Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?
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Well, you see...what happened was, the doctor...the very same doctor that was attending to my late aunt, suffered an untimely stroke, and lost the use of his right hand, so...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate. However, I do have this. That's a picture of me next to the coffin.
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Oolarg posted:Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? It's an Entenmann's.
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esperantinc posted:It's an Entenmann's. They have their own case at the end of the aisle.
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Jun 19, 2013 00:35
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Do you know what happens to a butter based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?
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haljordan posted:Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em! Suzie didn't commit suicide! She was murdered! By Jerry Seinfield!!!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Well, you see...what happened was, the doctor...the very same doctor that was attending to my late aunt, suffered an untimely stroke, and lost the use of his right hand, so...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate. However, I do have this. In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man begins to ask himself certain questions. How can one even begin to put into words something so um
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PS. Love the cabin posted:Do you know what happens to a butter based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Well, I have the feeling what you're about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
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Ehud posted:In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man begins to ask himself certain questions. How can one even begin to put into words something so um The Bubble Boy tried to kill me!
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Jun 19, 2013 04:17
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Just placed 11/20 in Seinfeld trivia. How embarrassing!
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haljordan posted:Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em! Feel free to throw yourself in there
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Tomahawk posted:Just placed 11/20 in Seinfeld trivia. How embarrassing! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society! You're just taking up space.
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Jun 19, 2013 04:51
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I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
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Capt. Sticl posted:I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. You're a cashier!
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Tomahawk posted:Just placed 11/20 in Seinfeld trivia. How embarrassing! You got no job. You got no prospects. You're like Biff Loman.
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Run down your case for me again...? Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests - immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
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T. Finninho posted:Run down your case for me again...? You gonna do something about your sideburns?
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Jun 19, 2013 15:06
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T. Finninho posted:Run down your case for me again...? You going to do something about the sideburns?
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Coffee And Pie posted:Suzie didn't commit suicide! She was murdered! By Jerry Seinfield!!! Not only that, I broke his thumbs.
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Jun 19, 2013 15:27
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In a Sacramento Bee interview, Knight explained that he was once pulled over by a police officer who merely stopped him to say, "Hello, Newman."  .I love hearing stories like this.
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FuzzySkinner posted:In a Sacramento Bee interview, Knight explained that he was once pulled over by a police officer who merely stopped him to say, "Hello, Newman." Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was driving home on the Palisades parkway, when I looked in the rear view mirror and what did I see? The fuzz. And it's funny because my new radar detector was on. I didn't hear a thing. Isn't that strange?
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Jun 19, 2013 23:53
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FuzzySkinner posted:In a Sacramento Bee interview, Knight explained that he was once pulled over by a police officer who merely stopped him to say, "Hello, Newman." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMi7zrrvqEw
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Jun 20, 2013 00:44
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SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
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Jizzbot is a dangerous lunatic! He wouldn't let us out of the drawer! He came at me with an axe!
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neoboman posted:Jizzbot is a dangerous lunatic! He wouldn't let us out of the drawer! He came at me with an axe! All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it!
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haljordan posted:You gonna do something about your sideburns? Gyshall posted:You going to do something about the sideburns?
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Billy Zane posted:All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it! Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.
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Billy Zane posted:All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it! Heh, nobody cares about your Gammy.
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Jun 20, 2013 03:41
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You were all HOPPED UP on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't even serve you any more!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was driving home on the Palisades parkway, when I looked in the rear view mirror and what did I see? The fuzz. And it's funny because my new radar detector was on. I didn't hear a thing. Isn't that strange? Listen to me. When this car rolls into the dealership, and that tank is bone dry, I want you to be there with me when everyone says, "Kramer and that other guy, oh, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!"
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fuckpot posted:Did...did you just double-dip that chip? You saw a post... you hit reply... and then you posted it again.
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Well hello photo store Sheila!
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FuzzySkinner posted:In a Sacramento Bee interview, Knight explained that he was once pulled over by a police officer who merely stopped him to say, "Hello, Newman." Newman's the Scofflaw!.
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neoboman posted:You saw a post... you hit reply... and then you posted it again. Well, that's the way I express myself. How are you gonna make it in this business if you can't take it?
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