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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Your "friend" met with Newt, right.

Not only will we launch a mission to explore Jupiter, we'll go there using American rockets, built with American steels from American ore mines, fueled with American drilled oil, refined by American specialist engineers, launched from the beautiful, sunny, and 100% real American coast of the State of Texas, and when we're in geosynchronous American orbit, we will propel ourselves with American fuel, and light the night sky for the world with the Americanum Borealus.

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Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

A Buttery Pastry posted:



The ambiguity is not knowing whether someone has written DMY or MDY, since the first 12 days of each month look the same as the 12 months of the year.

That map's fantastic, where'd you get it?

sweek0 posted:

Have there been any massive gently caress ups because of the different date-writing systems before? Have important people shown up to a meeting on the wrong date and such? I know Celcius/Fahrenheit definitely has lead to some big mistakes in the past.

I like to just use the first three letters of the month instead of a number to make it unambiguous. And when it comes to file and folder names it's always YYYYMMDD for sorting purposes.

Kinda in response to both these: in Australia, the military (and a few government organisations) exclusively uses letters for the month - eg 13SEP2014 - pretty much entirely because of seppos not being able to read rest-of-the-world dates.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


This is probably a better map of American empire:



Also you can pretty much shade tall the ocean red.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Did Americans ever have a presence in the RoC or would the reds have been kindly quick with a violent response?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

This is probably a better map of American empire:



Also you can pretty much shade tall the ocean red.

Canada needs another color, because significant portions of Canada's military is integrated with US command (due to NORAD).

Frostwerks posted:

Did Americans ever have a presence in the RoC or would the reds have been kindly quick with a violent response?

America preferred to just casually send navy ships on maneuvers between Taiwan and the mainland, with accompanying air force maneuvers in the area.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

System Metternich posted:

There is indeed:

e: This guy has crazily detailed linguistic maps of all of Africa (and the rest of the world) if you're interested; no idea how accurate they are, though. He gives precedence to minority languages and/or those that are under pressure by a new standard (like e.g. Occitan in southern France), but there is at least one instance where he is dead wrong: him depicting Italian and Romansh as Tyrolean languages is really puzzling, as the last time Romance languages have been spoken there probably was 1000 years ago.

I can't say I'd much recommend these maps, crazily detailed or not. First of all, while giving precedence to languages spoken by a minority in a given area to better show the geographic distribution of minority languages is logical, he also seems to have listed wide swaths of territory in some areas as speaking languages that Ethnologue lists as having a couple hundred speakers total, and it's likely that in some of the blotches there's no speakers of the indicated languages there at all.

Also, the way the maps are colored, minor dialectal differences within languages are indistinguishable from borders between actual different languages, meaning that the maps won't tell you much unless you're already very familiar with what you're looking at. For continent-wide maps and especially for maps with a lot of languages he would have been much better off coloring everything mutually intelligible as the same color.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

This is probably a better map of American empire:



Also you can pretty much shade tall the ocean red.

Probably too modest, due to lack of inclusion of Mexico and central America.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The measure of power in the 21st century is force projection, and we really have the military ability to have American troops weapons everything on the ground in almost any country in less than a day. We can get airstrikes there in a few hours, and we can turn a place into a radioactive cinder in even less time. Also the only thing that can really stop us is internal politics because no other country is at parity with us militarily and we don't listen to anyone.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Probably too modest, due to lack of inclusion of Mexico and central America.

You forgot to include all the publicly known blacksites. Add DRC, Ethiopia, Uganda, SA to the map.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

My Imaginary GF posted:

You forgot to include all the publicly known blacksites. Add DRC, Ethiopia, Uganda, SA to the map.
Don't forget Bahrain where we turned a blind eye to their brutal oppression of their own people because it's a US base with a country attached.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Troop deployments is a very poor way to portray American influence given force projection, not to mention less quantitative factors.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Troop deployments is a very poor way to portray American influence given force projection, not to mention less quantitative factors.

Better measure: #of FSOs by type

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Nintendo Kid posted:

America preferred to just casually send navy ships on maneuvers between Taiwan and the mainland, with accompanying air force maneuvers in the area.

There were servicemen in Taiwan until 1979. Nothing major though, mostly intelligence and air crews.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Air_Force_installations#Taiwan

Here's some blogs and ancient websites with pictures
http://ricksworkshop.org/Taipei.html
http://shulinkou.tripod.com/Dawg1.html

RocknRollaAyatollah fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Sep 13, 2014

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013


This has some interesting border choices.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

This is probably a better map of American empire:



Also you can pretty much shade tall the ocean red.

The US uses airbases on a variety of small islands that should be highlighted.

example:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Garcia

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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TEAM-MATE

cheerfullydrab posted:

The measure of power in the 21st century is force projection, and we really have the military ability to have American troops weapons everything on the ground in almost any country in less than a day. We can get airstrikes there in a few hours, and we can turn a place into a radioactive cinder in even less time. Also the only thing that can really stop us is internal politics because no other country is at parity with us militarily and we don't listen to anyone.

And yet in practical reality the USA cannot send forces into China or Russia, and cannot nuke them without getting nuked in return. Obama isn't even able to stop Putin from swallowing Ukraine. America simply cannot project enough force to overcome the Russians if a real war over Ukraine would break out, and nuclear strikes are obviously out since Putin has nukes of his own. Geopolitical realities still constrain the USA. Just ask how much harder it would have been to supply the troops in Afghanistan had Putin not allowed supplies to pass through Russia. There is also a reason the USA could not "win" the Korean war once Chinese troops intervened directly. And it's an open question if the USA could establish control over the ocean around China in case of an active war.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


"Not willing to invade mainland China" and "not willing to put troops in eastern Ukraine on Russia's border" is not a compelling argument of American influence constrained or in decline. If anything if these are the US' "redline" so to speak it is progressively more impressive than America was in 1945, 1960, or 1972, even 1989.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Tony Jowns posted:

That map's fantastic, where'd you get it?


Kinda in response to both these: in Australia, the military (and a few government organisations) exclusively uses letters for the month - eg 13SEP2014 - pretty much entirely because of seppos not being able to read rest-of-the-world dates.

You probably only do it that way because that's the way the US military has done it since anyone started to give a poo poo about the way you write a date.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tony Jowns posted:

That map's fantastic, where'd you get it?

And especially, what does it mean?

cheerfullydrab posted:

The measure of power in the 21st century is force projection, and we really have the military ability to have American troops weapons everything on the ground in almost any country in less than a day. We can get airstrikes there in a few hours, and we can turn a place into a radioactive cinder in even less time. Also the only thing that can really stop us is internal politics because no other country is at parity with us militarily and we don't listen to anyone.

drat, that's badass. Nice.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Why is Manchester labelled Liverpool?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Tony Jowns posted:

That map's fantastic, where'd you get it?

Phlegmish posted:

And especially, what does it mean?
I selectively quoted your post about Wales and the Irish language

Phlegmish posted:

For a language to effectively survive in today's world, it needs to be dominant or at least present in its area's administration, media and/or educational system. Wales...is doomed to irrelevance unless the government is willing to take radical, Israel-style measures.

then copied the style of those maps showing the expansion of Israel over the years unto Great Britain, with Wales standing in for Israel, and England Palestine. I suppose they might not be as iconic/memorable to everyone else as they are to me though.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Why is Manchester labelled Liverpool?
Sloppy placement of the dot. Though to be fair to myself, the dot isn't really over Manchester either, it sort of right in the middle.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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TEAM-MATE

Berke Negri posted:

"Not willing to invade mainland China" and "not willing to put troops in eastern Ukraine on Russia's border" is not a compelling argument of American influence constrained or in decline. If anything if these are the US' "redline" so to speak it is progressively more impressive than America was in 1945, 1960, or 1972, even 1989.

1. "Not willing to invade mainland China" should better read "not ABLE to invade mainland China".

2. I agree that the US is probably more powerful than 1945 or 1989, I was just pushing back against the point that "the only thing that can really stop us is internal politics because no other country is at parity with us militarily and we don't listen to anyone." There are limits to what the US can do, even though it's the most powerful nation in the world. Military might alone did not manage to pacify Iraq (or Afghanistan most likely). The occupations alone are another problem. How many of these things can the USA maintain at the same time? Iraq and Afghanistan together was a huge strain, would the US military be able to conquer and occupy Iran at the same time? I have my doubts.

I also don't think that the USA alone could win a conventional war over Ukraine with Russia, though it would probably be different if the whole of NATO intervened there. But then there would be the nuclear weapons, which are an effective deterrence and make it impossible for the USA to tough Russia or China in the first place.

To cut it short, I just wanted to say that it's dangerous to overestimate both the military power the US has, and what military power can achieve. US intervention in the last few decades, when it was probably the most powerful ever, did not really end well for the USA for the most parts.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

A Buttery Pastry posted:

then copied the style of those maps showing the expansion of Israel over the years unto Great Britain, with Wales standing in for Israel, and England Palestine. I suppose they might not be as iconic/memorable to everyone else as they are to me though.
I feel a bit dense for not getting that now! (I for one welcome our new Welsh overlords)

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Torrannor posted:

1. "Not willing to invade mainland China" should better read "not ABLE to invade mainland China".






The invasion is over.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

I selectively quoted your post about Wales and the Irish language


then copied the style of those maps showing the expansion of Israel over the years unto Great Britain, with Wales standing in for Israel, and England Palestine. I suppose they might not be as iconic/memorable to everyone else as they are to me though.

I didn't immediately make the association, I was thinking more of Israel's successful attempt to revive Hebrew.

Of course, as your map shows, the Israelis never take half measures.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I selectively quoted your post about Wales and the Irish language


then copied the style of those maps showing the expansion of Israel over the years unto Great Britain, with Wales standing in for Israel, and England Palestine. I suppose they might not be as iconic/memorable to everyone else as they are to me though.

don't worry buddy i got the joke :shobon: i didn't know whether it was your own work or if there was somebody else i should be congratulating.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Come on Poland, you banned corporal punishment in schools back in 1783. That's plenty of time to ban it at home too.

Also, Western Europe = backwards Europe

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
I am surprised US isn't broken up by state?

Edit: delete since someone else replied.

OddObserver fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Sep 13, 2014

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
While there's no federal laws against it, half the country doesn't allow corporal punishment in schools



I won't say which color represents what, I'll just let you everyone use their judgement on which half bans corporal punishment in schools.

Also the wiki article on governmental judicial corporal punishment as a much smaller map than the one above



e: beaten :negative:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Weird that French Guyana has different rules for corporal punishment.


VVVVV: Isle of Man has a special status.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Why is there a blue pixel between Britain and Ireland? Is that the Isle of Man? Can they set their own laws?

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

OddObserver posted:

I am surprised US isn't broken up by state?

Edit: delete since someone else replied.

Amused to Death posted:

While there's no federal laws against it, half the country doesn't allow corporal punishment in schools






I was raised in Alabama and moved north when I was 21. People here are amazed when I tell them I got paddled in high school many times, even for excessive tardies.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

dinoputz posted:

I was raised in Alabama and moved north when I was 21. People here are amazed when I tell them I got paddled in high school many times, even for excessive tardies.

If you had told me this back when I was in school my reaction probably would have been :wtc: I just took it for granted that this wasn't 1949 and no school paddled kids anymore until I think I saw it in a news article inadvertently one day.

Then you got this poo poo where a middle aged man(the principal of a school) paddles a bunch of teenage girls due to their dresses being too revealing at prom
http://jezebel.com/5508055/your-revealing-prom-dress-will-get-you-paddled
That's like the plot line to a cheap porno.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

Torrannor posted:

Why is there a blue pixel between Britain and Ireland? Is that the Isle of Man? Can they set their own laws?

It is and yes they can. The Isle of Man maintained judicial corporal punishment for some time after the rest of the UK.

In this case the map appears to be wrong though, according to this the Isle of Man does allow parents to use corporal punishment under English common law.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Come on Poland, you banned corporal punishment in schools back in 1783. That's plenty of time to ban it at home too.

Also, Western Europe = backwards Europe

It's a bit out of date, Spain and Portugal has apparently banned it entirely as well.

e; it also has an extremely malformed Iceland :v:



"help me" :iceland:

Kainser fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Sep 13, 2014

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Kainser posted:

It's a bit out of date, Spain and Portugal has apparently banned it entirely as well.
Perfidious Albion and her desire to punish kids must be infecting her neighbors then.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

So what forms of corporal punishment are used by the US government? Does the map refer to waterboarding and beating terror suspects or is corporal punishment used in prisons too?

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Amused to Death posted:

While there's no federal laws against it, half the country doesn't allow corporal punishment in schools



I won't say which color represents what, I'll just let you everyone use their judgement on which half bans corporal punishment in schools.

Wait a second -- what?? In the 21st century?! I thought corporal punishment was banned across the country. What kind of savages are these people?! Jesus Christ.:psyduck:

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oldswitcheroo
Apr 27, 2008

The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes.

Israel is America.

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